I took a year off from sending out Christmas cards, but I’m starting early this year and I’m in the giving spirit. Well, in the sense that I’m only giving Christmas cards. No gifts. Just cards.
Don’t assume I already have your address! I’m starting over with an empty address book, and need to rebuild it from scratch. So, if you’re brave enough to get a Christmas card from yours truly (here are some previous cards), fill out the form below. As long as you live somewhere on this planet and you give me a valid address, you’ll get a card!
And if you are feeling the holiday spirit and want to bless a lonely, single man who is celebrating his first Christmas alone with gifts or cards, leave a comment below and I’ll email you my address.
If I was able to give gifts this year, I’d give 12 days of prezzies:
Twelve stupid parodies
Eleven horrifying stories
Ten toes all pretty
Nine rants full of swearing
Eight dead interviews
Seven funny posts a week
Six embarrassing photos
Five drunken tweets
Four karaoke songs
Three video posts
And a drawing of a naked fat man.