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Soothing the savage nutsack

After spending the last two days listening to Ke$ha’s new album on repeat, I decided to see what my music says about me. I dusted off this old meme and gave it another shot. It’s Musical Magic 8 Ball: Put your iTunes on “shuffle”, ask each question below and press play. Use the resulting song as the answer.

Q: How does the world see me?
A: Numb, by U2 (Zooropa)

Q: Will I have a happy life?
A: Never Enough, by Eminem (Encore)

Q: What do my friends really think of me?
A: Tainted Love, by Soft Cell (Conehads)

Q: Do people secretly lust after me?
A: Careful What You Wish For, by Eminem (Relapse)

Q: How can I make myself happy?
A: Highway To Hell, by Jonathan Groff (Glee)

Q: What should I do with my life?
A: Girlfriend, by Avril Lavigne (The Best Damn Thing)

Q: Will I ever have children?
A: Support System, by Liz Phair (Whip-Smart)

Q: What is some good advice for me?
A: Knuckle Down, by Ani Difranco (Knuckle Down)

Q: How will I be remembered?
A: We R Who We R, by Ke$ha (Cannibal)

Q: What do I think my current theme song is?
A: Thank God I’m Pretty, by Emilie Autumn (Opheliac)

Q: What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
A: U + Ur Hand, by Pink (I’m Not Dead)

Q: What song will play at my funeral?
A: Stories I Tell, by Toad The Wet Sprocket (Fear)

Q: What type of men/women do I like?
A: City of Angels, by 10,000 Maniacs (In My Tribe)

The only time I hit “forward” a second time was if the song that came up was from a comedy or classical music album. Everything else is fair game!

Play along and see how yours goes!

32 thoughts on “Soothing the savage nutsack”

  1. The last time I did this I got freaked out by how appropriate some of the answers were. And since I haven’t updated my iPod with new music since then (I know, I know…) I think I’m gonna pass this time around.

    Did you ever see that clip of The Simple Life (Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie) that featured a young Ke$ha?

  2. Q: How does the world see me?

    Only Girl In The World (Rihanna)

    Q: Will I have a happy life?

    Mary Jane’s Last Dance (Tom Petty)

    Q: What do my friends really think of me?

    Russian Roulette (Rihanna)

    Q: Do people secretly lust after me?

    I Need To Know (Tom Petty)

    Q: How can I make myself happy?

    Love Lockdown (Kanye West)

    Q: What should I do with my life?

    Somebody to Love (Glee)

    Q: Will I ever have children?

    Escape (Enrique)

    Q: What is some good advice for me?

    Free Falling (Tom Petty)

    Q: How will I be remembered?

    It Had To Be You (Harry Connick Jr.)

    Q: What do I think my current theme song is?

    Don’t Stop Believing (Journey)

    Q: What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

    What’s My Name (Rihanna/Drake)

    Q: What song will play at my funeral?

    Maybe This Time (Shakira)

    Q: What type of men/women do I like?

    Womanizer (Britney Spears)

    Voila! Totally put my ipod on shuffle and this is what I got, straight up. Some make sense, some are funny, some are totally dumb.

  3. “Q: What do my friends really think of me?
    A: Tainted Love, by Soft Cell (Conehads)”

    I know it’s a meme by chance, but that isn’t what I think of you. I think you’re awesome.

    I’m off the Internet reliably until Monday, so: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

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