Before I get into today’s post, I wanted to mention that today is the birthday of a good friend who is one of the sweetest people I know. Happy birthday, Angella!
Okay, now onto the post . . .
You know how, whenever there’s a shooting or a serial killing and the perpetrator is caught, there is always that inevitable video with the neighbor or friend who said “He was just such a nice boy. I had no idea he was capable of that”? I really think that the friends and neighbors of Jared Loughner, the alleged shooter in Arizona, should be arrested for aiding and abetting. How did they not know that this face was the face of a killer?
This guy just exudes EVIL. Even if you got rid of the shaved head and the obvious mugshot quality of the photo, he would still look evil. To prove that, I present:
Anything With Jared Loughner’s Evil Face Looks Evil!
Let’s start. Dandelions are innocent. They’re fluffy and make you think about running through fields with the love of your life, giggling and dancing, right?
WRONG! IT’S AN EVIL DANDELION AND IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!
Here’s a cute, innocent, fluffy little kitten, right?
INNOCENT MY ASS! THIS KITTEN IS GOING TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!
Or what about this cute little baby ooh you wanna just pick him up and eat his face he’s so cute!
BUT NO. WATCH OUT FOR EVIL BABY!
Actress and singer Kristin Chenoweth is just as cute as a button and wouldn’t harm an eensy tensy fly . . .
Jesus would never kill anyone, right? I mean, he’s Jesus!