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10 Things I’ll be Doing This Weekend

  1. Waking up at 5 AM tomorrow so I can hit the road by 6 AM.
  2. Driving a bright red Cadillac that is going to be total cop bait all the way to Atlanta.  I rented a car so I wouldn’t put the miles on my older car, and had two free upgrades, which apparently landed me a pimpmobile.
  3. Listening to Raw Dog on Sirius Radio and talking on the phone for the whole ride.  P.S. If you’re bored between 6 AM and 2 PM, call my cell!
  4. Meeting up with an old friend from Los Angeles for a long night of drinks and conversation.
  5. Judging the speech component of the Georgia Academic Decathlon State Competition.  Yes, they’re letting me around high school children.  Blame Heather.
  6. Having lunch with Jessica somewhere awesome.
  7. Meeting up with bloggers at a great steak restaurant in the heart of Atlanta.  Trying not to get murdered by that one blogger with the serial killer glasses.
  8. Eating a meal at Flip Burger Boutique, the restaurant owned by Richard Blais from Top Chef fame.
  9. Having breakfast on Sunday with Grant to thank him for his rimjob services.
  10. Driving home on Sunday just in time to go do open mic night at the Cheers Longwood.

What are you doing this weekend?

Thanks to everyone who tuned in for last night’s episode of CYR.  I talked about threesomes, the age of consent in Georgia, comedy, politics, and auto-fellatio.  It’s okay if you missed the show live, though, because you can subscribe to the podcast or download the mp3 easily!


24 thoughts on “10 Things I’ll be Doing This Weekend”

    1. @Employee No. 3699, If I give you his number, will you prank call him every hour during his night time? When he answers, tell him a scary story and make scary noises….nightmares make for great blog posts.

  1. Safe travels…

    Travel tip: Remember we like our hookers to be trannies down here, check for the Adams apple before you let her play with Adam’s apple.

    (i don’t know what that means, it was funnier in my head)

    Anyway, have fun

  2. Let’s see….
    1. Building a Mardi Gras float on Friday evening.
    2. Photographing the inaugural Junior Roller Derby bout of the Bradenton Derby Bratz where they will present all proceedes to the Manatee Humane Society.
    3.Skating and serving beer at Celebrate Sarasota from 127pm on Saturday as well.
    4. Not riding on the Mardi Gras float I helped build Friday because there is a gang shooting warning for the actual parade.

    Oh… and I don’t have your phone number, so you’re on your own!

  3. I’m going to sleep to recover from so much office time, and then I have to wake up early Sunday to have breakfast with some dickbag I’m only using to give rimjob services. I forget his name, but try not to mention it on your blog.

  4. I can’t believe you got your first ticket before I could get here to comment this morning. Anyway, you left “watch midget clown porn” off your list of things to do.

    I’ll be doing something productive that makes life better for all mankind I’m sure. Or, just hanging out, drinking and watching movies and basketball. I haven’t decided yet.

  5. You’re such a pain in the ass.

    And don’t even ask me why because you should already know.

    And if you don’t already know then too bad for you because I’m tired of explaining it.



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