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She may be 41, but she’s 14 at heart. And by heart, I mean her tits.

This is my friend Shauna.

Ahem. Eyes up here, people.

She swears she’s turning 41 today, but I’m having a problem with some of the math.

I think that if she was born in 1970, but her breasts were born in 1997, you average out the years, which means that she was actually born in 1983, meaning today is only her 28th birthday!

Happy 28th birthday, Shauna! You’re an amazing friend and I love you. And your boobs.


In news unrelated to sexy blondes and their breasts – well, actually, not that unrelated at all, now that I think about it, tonight is another episode of CYR!

I’ll be taking an hour and talking about racial jokes, dating, marathon masturbating, Atlanta, and more.

As always, you can download the Talkshoe Pro client to listen in live and join us in the chatroom. You can even call in and tell me how shitty awesome I am!

Tonight (Wednesday) at 9 PM EST – don’t miss it!

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