If you’re there, you must be aware;
That you’re in the land of Avitable.
I like to swear in my underwear;
And nudity is inevitable.
And it’s rare that I’m not prepared;
With a daily post that’s available.
But if you care, when I’m elsewhere,
My writing is discoverable.
I split hairs and, well, overshare
On Facebook, if you’re friendable.
And in my chair is from where
I write all that is writable.
But beware! I have a lair
Where I write things indescribable.
I have a flair for extraordinaire,
MoxieBird’s where I tend to babble.
If you stare at my receding hair,
And want it to be quite tangible.
FL’s where I place my derriere,
In Altamonte Springs I’m findable.
Not debonair, showing a pair
Of testicles that are admirable
I’ll be aware of your creepy stare
Here in the land of Avitable.