Don’t you have to tard something first before you can do it again?
Do you think Helen Keller told seeing people jokes?
If something sells really terribly, what word can you use that’s the opposite of hotcakes?
If zombies didn’t eat brains, but ate pussy instead, do you think more girls would enjoy zombie movies?
If you’re fat, don’t you think going with your gut is the worst idea?
Why can we erect a building, but sex doesn’t end with me demolishing her vagina?
If you have an erotic dream, wake up with a hard-on, jerk off, then go back to sleep, is it considered a wet dream?
Do you think that we would hate our enemies more if they were called enemas?
Doesn’t “cock-a-doodle-doo” sound like anal sex gone horrible awry?
What do dirty fish vaginas smell like?
Do you think woodchucks ever have aspirations?
Do Mexican clowns all climb out of the back of a pickup truck?