I buy a lottery ticket once every six months, and I usually buy it for 50 consecutive drawings in a row. My most recent ticket is now done, and I’ve won 5 free tickets and $5.00.
I need new numbers. These have obviously lost whatever minuscule mojo they had to begin with. These were my old numbers:
04: Most times I’ve been able to masturbate in one day without chafing
19: The youngest age of someone I’d be willing to go out on at least one date with.
21: The age I’m acting now.
26: The number of cookies I’ve eaten before I started to feel shame.
44: Number of pairs of manties that I have.
47: The age Meg Ryan was when I realized that she looked like a scary alien now.
What about you? What’s a good number to use and what’s its significance? If I use your number and win the lottery, I will give you absolutely nothing! It’s a win-win!