A tweet by my Jewish sister from another mister, Ali, reminded me of a post I did last year that was also inspired by her.
Last year’s post was very simple: A list of things that are greater than others! And I thought I’d just do it again:
Peggy > Harry > Kenneth > Pete
Diet Coke > Diet Pepsi > Generic Diet Cola
Shit in a can > Generic Diet Cola
Bob Evans > Perkins > Denny’s > Shoneys > IHOP > Waffle House
Eating chocolate >= Masturbating
Heat and humidity and hurricanes > Cold and snow and ice and blizzards
Private school > Homeschooling > Public school > Fundamentalist Christian homeschooling
Community > 30 Rock > The Office > Outsourced > Modern Family > Everything else on TV
Skyping > Talking on the phone > Emailing > Texting > Messaging through Facebook > Having a conversation through Direct Messages on Twitter
Brazilian > Landing strip > Trim > Mondo 70s bush
Lady Gaga > Katy Perry > Ke$ha > Jack Johnson
Experiencing shrinkage when skinny dipping in a cold pool with someone > NOT skinny dipping with anyone
Floyd > Astronaut Mike Dexter > Carol > Drew > Dennis >Wesley Snipes
Never puking > Everything else in the world
Anal rape > Watching Glenn Beck > Eating moldy food > Pooping in a public bathroom
Beards > Naked chins > Handlebar mustaches
Holly Flax > Donna > Helene > Carol > Jan Levenson
B > C > A > D > DD
A good blowjob = A bad blowjob
What about you?
CYR is going bi-weekly! Tonight (Wednesday) at 9 PM EST is a new episode, and I’m going to stop spending as much time talking about comedy and start spending more time actually doing comedy on air. As always, the topics will range from anal bleaching to baby fucking.
You can download the Talkshoe Pro client to listen in live and join us in the chatroom, and if you’re good, you can even call in and sing my praises!