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Things I Care About More Than The Casey Anthony Trial

The Casey Anthony trial is finally winding down, possibly going to jury deliberation today, and I know that many people will be riveted to their televisions, waiting to see what will happen.  Most of them have ill-formed opinions and ridiculous legal analyses, but they’re all engrossed in whether or not Casey Anthony will be found guilty of killing her daughter.

Not me.  I haven’t watched a single minute of the trial, nor have I had the slightest bit of interest.  I don’t want to discuss it with you, I don’t have an opinion, and I don’t care.  In fact, here are some things that I care about MORE than anything related to Casey and Caylee Anthony:

  • Paris Hilton’s vacation wardrobe
  • The political opinions of any of the guys from “Swamp People”
  • What Justin Bieber’s newly released perfume smells like
  • Weiner’s wiener
  • How the members of Jackass are coping with Ryan Dunn’s death
  • Extreme couponing
  • Which idiots will be running for the GOP seat in 2012
  • Google+
  • Anything Schwarzenegger does
  • What you ended up doing with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk
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11 Replies to “Things I Care About More Than The Casey Anthony Trial”

  1. Suebob

    I feel lucky at times not to have a TV. I go over to my mom’s house and she’s always watching the Real Bitches of Somewhere or Another, or some crap news show about how your reusable shopping bags are going to poison you, or some “judge show” as she calls it. That is all stupid shit, but turning a murder trial into entertainment for the masses is just disgusting. I know this isn’t the first one and won’t be the last, but if you watch this shit, you need a new hobby. Even just sitting staring at the walls would be preferable to this.

  2. Robin

    I am watching it fully for the first time today, because I HAVE to see what her defense’s closing arguments are going to be….and I am testing out the CNN live stream app on my iPhone.

    Guess I will be forever lowbrow. Trust me…i’m owning it and loving it!

  3. calliope

    One of the things I like about living in Belgium is that the majority of the news reported is actually regarding issues relevant to the country/people as a whole rather than over-sensationalized media circus sound bites.

    You should come visit….Ke$ha’s here for Rock Werchter.

  4. Amy

    YES! I have a coworker who talks about it everyday. She can’t wait to get home everyday to find out what happened. We have a small office and you can’t help but hear her. Everyday I hear, “I just want justice for that little girl!!” With an edge of near hysteria in her voice. Yes, it’s tragic and if she did it… she should suit in a cell for the rest of her days… But my god, woman, get a grip. You didn’t KNOW her.

  5. Blondefabulous

    I haven’t watched it either, but I have several people on my twitter stream who have been giving a blow by blow description of what has gone on every. Fucking. Day. I have seriously considered dumping them till after the trial is over because I just want to shake them and say, “Dude! WTF is wrong with you??”

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