10 thoughts on “Happy Blow Your Fingers Off With Fireworks Day!”

  1. Do you only do American versions of this? I mean, Bastille Day is coming up (14 July), which is the French equivalent of “blow your fingers off day” (except that France being France means fireworks are illegal except for official, municipal events), and I’m sure the French would be honoured that your balls dress up for them – plus Bastille Day is kind of cool, all that prison-storming, cake-eating, off-with-their-heads-ing (most of which is legend or historically incorrect but who cares about the details?).

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