A is for the Ass that Amalah Ate After Absorbing Ample Amounts of Alcohol
B is for the Beautiful Balcony Bestowing Bodacious Brainwaves and Bountiful Business Blueprints
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C is for the Clamors of Contentment by Conference Conversations Concerning California’s Climate
D is for the Delirious Dancing by the Digital Denizens and Divas During the Digs, Shin.
E is for the Estrogen, Entertainment and Excitement Emanating from Every Entrance, Exit, and Event
F is for Fun and Frolicking with Fantastic Friends, Fine Fellows, Fabulous Females and Familiar Fuckers
G is for the Glitter. The Great Gaudy Gleaming Gobs of Glitzy Glitter Gathering on Gyrating Guests and my Great Goofy Guise and Gay Grimace Gunking up the (photo)Graphs.
H is for the Homosexual Harrison who Happened to Hop around the Hall
I is for the Idiocy Illustrated by the Indication that the next Iteration is on the Island (of Manhattan)
J is for Juggling Jam-sessions and Journeys to other Joints all in one Juncture. Also, for Jews and Jesus.
K is for Karma Keenly Kicking me in the Keister after Kopious Konsumption
L is for the Love and Legendary Laughs between Loyal and Loquacious Living souls
M is for Me being a Magical and Masterful and Magnificent Mortal to My Many Marveling Mooning Minions
N is for the Nights of Nonsense, Noshing, and Nightcaps.
O is for the Outspoken Ordinary Oxygen-breathing Organisms who Orated their Original Odes
P is for the Pioneer Woman Pleasantly Providing Provisions and Pleasantries at a Petite Private Party and Perhaps Partaking in Profanity
Q is for the Questions about whether or not I’m Queer
R is for Resonating a Resurgence to Read what others Record
S is for Suebob’s Scarlet Stapler and the Silly Sexual Stance by my Stout Swollen Self
T is for The Tantalizingly Tasty Treats Throughout Town
U is for the Unicorns
V is for the Visual Vagina View in the Vicinity of every Vestibule
W is for the Wistful Wishing that the Weekend Would not Wrap-up
XYZ is for the spit-take when I got my final hotel bill