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The Avitable Perspective on Joe Paterno and the Penn State Scandal

Joe Paterno as an Oompa Loompa

Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa-dee doo
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you
Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa-da dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

Who do you blame when your man is a creep?
Touching and leering at the kids in his keep.
Saving the boys is the only real task
All you had to do . . was . . . ask
The molester and his protector!
Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa-dee don,
If you were decent, he would have been gone
You would lived in happiness, too
Not in Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa doo doo!

11 thoughts on “The Avitable Perspective on Joe Paterno and the Penn State Scandal”

  1. In the way of taking a serious subject and talking about it through comedy, SNL and Jason Sudekis did a pretty good job of it too this weekend.

    The shit that was going on at PSU was so bad, even the Devil was horrified.

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