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The Things For Which I’m Thankful

It’s the day before the real Thanksgiving (as opposed to that crazy Canadian Thanksgiving), and since I already have a fantastic new post scheduled to go live just for the holiday, I thought I’d take today and come up with a list of things that make me happy.

In no particular order:

  • Filet mignon, medium rare, Oscar style
  • Superman
  • A good book that I can’t put down
  • Girls in their twenties who balance drama with a carefree partying attitude
  • Coke Zero
  • My audience and readers who enjoy what I do
  • Unrestrictive manties
  • A sunny day with a good breeze
  • Women in their thirties who are in their sexual peak and comfortable with themselves
  • Chocolate in all forms
  • The feeling of performing in front of a captive audience
  • Being naked
  • Sharp, smart television shows
  • The Muppets
  • My friends and family who support me
  • Malibu Rum
  • Catchy pop music that gets in your head and makes you dance
  • Great sex
  • Ladies in their forties who don’t look like it
  • Mayonnaise
  • Good movies and suspending disbelief for a few hours
  • Being my own boss
  • Having people in my life whom I care about, love, and respect
  • Bacon and all products made that taste like bacon
  • Good books
  • Awesome smelling lotion
  • Being pampered
  • High definition entertainment
  • Florida weather during the winter
  • Fresh sheets on the bed
  • Ice cream
  • Long phone conversations
  • The potential for the future
What are you thankful for?

15 thoughts on “The Things For Which I’m Thankful”

  1. Here are mine, stolen from your list and edited.

    Filet mignon, RARE
    A good book that I can’t put down
    Guys in their 30’s who have a job and don’t live with their parents
    Coke Zero
    People laughing at my cheesy, marginally funny jokes
    Hurricanes and hurricane parties
    Chocolate but only with peanut butter inside it
    Being naked
    Sharp, smart-aleck people
    My mom
    My dog Max
    Strongbow Cider
    Heavy metal
    Great sex
    Good books
    Florida weather during the winter *especially January
    Fresh sheets on the bed YES! crunchy ones, not soft ones. They feel dirty already.
    Ice cream
    Long text conversations

  2. Ah, the weather in Florida during winter… I kind of hate you a little.

    I’m thankful for a ton of things this year. I made a huge list already, but I think this year I’m especially thankful for my family. And for the fact that someday, I’m going to enjoy Florida winters, too. (Or die trying.)

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