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Bullets and birthdays
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Happy Birthday!! You’re old!
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Happpppppy Birthday!!! Have a wonderful day filled with bunnies and flowers and a trail of chirping bluebirds that follow you wherever you go. And while we’re at it, rainbows of unicorn piss.
On a sadder note, I’ve been missing you over at Mamapop…
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Am finally home and just now seeing this….Hope you have/dad the best birthday ever
And trust me…stop counting. *mwah!*
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Twitter: Rad sugar
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Happy Birthday Adam!! I say count away, birthdays can be fun!
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Twitter: Blogography
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Happy birthday! Again!
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Twitter: eatplaylove
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Happy Birthday… There better have been pie or cake or BOTH.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Happy birthday, dude. Now that you’re 35 you may as well sign on as a server at Bahama Breeze. It’s all downhill from here.
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Twitter: CountessMo
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Happy birthday! Get over the age thing already; it’s irrelevant in the grand scheme of things,
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35 looks hot on you. go forth and use that hotness for good. xo
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Twitter: VerdantDude
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Nothing wrong with a little grey.
Or a whole lot of grey, in my case.
Happy, happy.
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Happy Birthday, my eternal love!
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Twitter: Becca_Masters
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Happy Birthday!
You look a bit like Grissom from CSI in that pic. But that’s not a bad thing. Grissom is kinda hot. So it’s all good!
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Twitter: blondefabulous
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I’m gonna be 40 this year. I guess that means you win at lesser birthdays every fucking time! Have a great day! Celebrate in style so that years from now, people sing epic ballads about it! Happy Birthday.
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Twitter: yknot
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35? I have clothing older then you! of course it’s a pair of bronzed baby shoes, but they are older! Happy Birthday!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Why yes… yes you are!
But I’m still older.
Have an Ensure free day!
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Twitter: LeSombre
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Gray hair is nothing! You’ll freak out the day you discover your first gray pube.
And to be honest, I didn’t freak out as much that day as the other people on the elevator did.
(Rimshot!)
Happy Birthday Fucker!
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Twitter: ellemmes
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Happy Birthday, Adam!
35 is awesome. Besides how can you get presents if you stop counting birthdays? It’s all about the presents, dude.
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Twitter: an_bhean
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Happy Birthday! Welcome to the old people club. We’re not quite ready to join AARP yet, are we? I hear they give great discounts.
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HA! You’re old!!!!
Happy Birthday!
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Twitter: ladyestrogen
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Bahaha. The crows feet are awesome.
A little salt and pepper never hurt anyone, right?
Happy Birthday.
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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You’re so fucking old.
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Twitter: poppycede
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At least you got me to click through. Obvs, your face unreflected has ungrey hairs. And unless you’re a character in a Stephen King novel, you don’t look a day over 35!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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grey is sexy! i’d do ya.
but i am not clicking through to see your balls.
happy, happy birthday, adam. enjoy the cake!
(ok, fine. i’ll click through to see your balls.)
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Twitter: themuskrat
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I had professional pictures of me with added gray to try and look older for my firm website, but they looked like Bill Clinton, I was told, so I didn’t use them.
Oh yeah, have a happy day.
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You stole my wrinkles. Give me back my damn wrinkles! Oh, wait, never mind, you can keep’em.
Happy birthday, fucker.
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I was going to text you at midnight (seriously) but I thought that today was wednesday.
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Twitter: msmegan
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Happy Birthday.
Child.
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Only count the ones that are prime numbers.
Hirppy Bathday!
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Happy Birthday, Fucker!
(I almost called you last night, but it was 2 a.m. so I didn’t, in case you were sleeping. )
xoxo
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I’ve been on a blogging break for quite awhile but I saw that it was your birthday and I hate to miss birthday posts.
35? You’re still a baby!
Happy Birthday Funny-Guy!
Your Friend, m.
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Twitter: shellimil
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You look like in that picture!
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Twitter: shellimil
, January 26th, 2012: 1:37 PM
@Shelli, It’s supposed to say Vincent D’onofrio in that picture, but something fucked up.
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Twitter: shellimil
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And, btw, you’re so handsome. I’d definitely apply for cougar status if I wasn’t already happily married.
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Happy Birthday!! PS, I sent you a silly (but awesome) gift…should arrive tomorrow.
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Twitter: kapgar
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Definitely time to stop counting. I actually have to think about my age these days I’ve put it that far behind me.
Happy birthday, BTW!
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Twitter: mapsgirl
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Happy Birthday!!
Psst…age is just a number. You’re a big kid….you’re not old!
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Twitter: average_jane
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Happy birthday! If it makes you feel any better, I’m almost a decade older than you are.
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I wish I would have learned to stop counting birthdays 13 years ago. Then you and I would be the same age.
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Twitter: ynotkissme
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Happy Birthday, Adam! I had to climb on the bandwagon along with everyone else and wish you a happy one. Now I think I broke the bandwagon. Woops. My bad. BTW, you stop counting birthdays when you’re dead. Not a second before. You’re welcome. The gray is sexy so you’ve got that to look forward to when/if it ever becomes *real*.
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You won’t think you’re old at 35 in a few years, trust me.
Have an awesome birthday Adam.
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Twitter: ashleighlynne
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Happy Birthday, Adam!
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Happy birthday, I can just about remember 36.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Happy Birthday you old man you.
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Twitter: MrsLoulou
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Happy Birthday! 35 is so awesome, you know. You’ll see!
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Twitter: GingerSnaps
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I think you look great no matter the age! I hope you had a fabulous birthday.
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35 is when the fun starts!
Happy Birthday!
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I realized that I forgot to update my blog about me age to 35 this year. Am just waiting till April to update it to 36. So I get to be 34 for an extra year because I am lazy. And my mother said I would never get anywhere for being lazy!
HAHA. Showed her.
Happy Birthday, a little late. I meant to write earlier but, well. LAZY. See above.
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Twitter: CorrinRenee
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Happy (belated) Birthday!
The older I get, the more elaborate my birthday celebrations become. Embrace it!
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yesterday was my 40th – I’ve decided I’m not going to color my red hair – there are a few grays creeping in already, but I’m not going to get to the point of having roots just to try and keep up.
Cheers and a happy belated birthday.
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