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Where I Take Chocoholism To A New Level #FRIENDSPC

The One With All The Candy - FRIENDS Photo Challenge
The One With All The Candy

Maybe there are some people in the world who practice moderation when it comes to chocolate.  Maybe those people should die in a fire, because I am not one of them.  I have walked into Coldstone Creamery and ordered a large chocolate cake batter ice cream filled with triple Oreos, chocolate chips, and hot fudge, and that’s still not enough chocolate for me.

To me, chocolate is comfort.  It’s happiness and warmth and sunny days.  Chocolate is the best part of dinner, the reason to wake up from a nap, the way to relax after an amazing round of bedroom gymnastics.  It can be cold or hot, solid or fluid, large or small, and it doesn’t matter.

I don’t think it’s possible to be angry while eating chocolate.  Just taking a bite out of it will make you smile and make your heart chuckle.  If we just airlifted crates of Hershey bars into war zones, the wars would be over in a matter of minutes as everyone just remembered what life is really about . . . porn.  I mean, chocolate.

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10 thoughts on “Where I Take Chocoholism To A New Level #FRIENDSPC”

  1. I like chocolate, but you’re just a fanatic.
    I have a candy bar in front of me, unopened. I guess I’m over chocolate for a bit. Ate a candy bar the past two nights, though. I do admit, when you crave it, there’s really not anything but it that can satisfy.

  2. OMG. A PHOTO of the crack that is a Creme Egg, right in front of me, first thing on a Friday morning… Now THAT’S a way to start the day!
    Fortunately, I’ve now found a shop here in Montpellier that deals (I mean, SELLS) Creme Eggs. Not year round, but I’m planning on stocking up, though I suspect this will end veeeerrryy badly as I’m not good at the “buy lots of chocolate all at once and make it last” thing.
    Couldn’t agree more with you, by the way. Total chocoholic here (just had toast and Nutella for breakfast).

  3. I do love chocolate, but I would have to say my true love is coffee. Sweet, sweet coffee with its caffeine and ability to warm my hands OR cool me off, depending on its preparation… Mmmmmm…. Even better is CHOCOLATE COFFEE, though. Awesome.

  4. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE chocolate!!!
    Just got a chocolate cake with chocolate ganache on the outside. Yummy! I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, & dinner.
    There used to be a restaurant in Detroit, Traffic Jam, that had a dessert called “Death by Chocolate”.

  5. I adore chocolate. Good chocolate too. It and coffee are the two greatest food things ever created.

    I have wished for years that it had all the healing powers it does in Harry Potter.

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