I know a little about a lot and nothing about most things, but I want to spur some interaction and jar some creativity loose from my head, so the onus is on you. Ask me anything about everything, whether it’s personal or anecdotal or sexual or instructional or impossible or situational or environmental or unexplainable or just something you’ve always been curious about Avitable.
I’ll be honest about everything unless I don’t know the answer, in which case I’ll craft an answer that sounds right so that you can convince your friends and that one ignorant racist relative that you know more than they do. What are your questions about life? What keeps you up at night? Why do things act they way that they do? Who sells seashells by the seashore? Well, that last one’s easy – Hobo Joe down on the Boardwalk.
So, shoot. Use the comments for your questions. Anyone who questions by Facebook or Twitter will be locked in a room with a hungry three-toed sloth named Barney. Don’t let the speed fool you – he’s a vicious bastard.