Why do people bring empty suitcases? JUST BUY ONE WHEN YOU GET HERE!
(Yes, that’s my only comment.)
@Poppy, I have two that fit inside each other, so I’ll just pack the inside one.
@Avitable, clearly we are not on the same level of germaphobia together or you would understand why this grosses me out. Intelligent, though!
@Poppy, well, they’re brand new and never been used – still wrapped in plastic, actually, so it’s quite hygenic.
@Avitable, carry on.
I’ll meet you in the lobby for #23. And maybe #19.
ps: pretty handwriting 🙂
@Jana, definitely #19.
I wish I could afford to go to BlogHer
@Becca_Masters, me too!
Gallon of lube, eh? Then again, that could work for the naked mud wrestling parties that happen after CheeseburgHer…
@Robin, I’m just going to bring it to the Sparklecorn party.
I’m proud of you for using a different razor for your head, face, and balls. Now, if I could just convince you to shave your pits…
@Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, ew!
Why the extra suitcases?
Just mail shit back to yourself.
@TheEvilStepMommy, mine fits inside the other one, and it doesn’t cost me anything to check an extra piece.
I suggest MORE cash, FEWER normal shirts
@Kevin, good idea!
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! I would have forgotten the second razor. (don’t need one for head)
@Phil Nelson, glad to help!
Well, well, well… look at Mr. Fancy Pants… using different razors for head, face, and balls! When FOX News talks about elitist snobs, I’m just going to picture you from now on.
Errr… I mean picture your face and head. Not your balls. I’ve been Avitaballed so many times that your balls are already burned in my brain forever, God help me.
@Dave2, you’re welcome.
You’re bringing that much money with you?! I can show you around Fifth Avenue if you like… 😉
@Loukia, okay, maybe I’m only bringing about 10% of that. My list may be a tiny bit exaggerated.
@Avitable, ya think? See #11.
@Toni, ha! Okay, maybe you’re right.
I’m guessing from your list that single guys at BlogHer are going to be pretty busy. 😉
@martymankins, no, I’m just planning on making lots of funny shaped water balloons!
Bail money should be a separate line item from Cash…Just sayin’
@Toni, good call!
256 condoms. Are there even 256 condoms available in 2XS at the drugstore? You may want to order online.
@Faiqa, BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Faiqa wins.
@Faiqa, I was going to comment and say that it only seems small because your mouth/vagina were huge, but then that felt really creepy, so I’m not. I’m just going to call you a fucker.
With that much lube you’ll have to check your bag, which will trigger an automatic hand search by the TSA, who will steal said lube and 255 of your condoms. Plus your ball razor.
I’ll steal the $2,914. You can keep the .68.
@Megan, you’re right – why didn’t I think of that?!?
Looks like you are packing for the XXX Summer Olympics in London. I’ve read that the Olympic village is one huge orgy. The lube and condoms might have come in handy.
Too bad you are headed to NYC and BlogHer instead. Sad face. For you.
@B.E. Earl, I’m saving all of those for when you and I meet up.
How are you going to drill glory holes in everything if you don’t pack a drywall saw?
@Krëg, you’re right! I knew I forgot something . . .
I refuse to bring dress shoes to BlogHer. Otherwise, this list makes sense.
@the muskrat, I don’t own a pair of sneakers, so all I have are sandals or dress shoes. They’re really comfortable shoes, though.
You better be getting laid there! I think it would be pretty easy to do.
Your handwriting looks exactly like my mother’s. So creepy to see her write balls, condoms, and lube.
That’s a lot of razors. Clearly the reason for the lube.
And one can never have enough Hawaiian shirts.