Many of my friends made the list this year, and they deserve every accolade for their writing and skill. I am lucky to have a talented group of blogger friends who define the field and have done so for years to come. But that doesn’t mean that I could avoid taking a shot at the predictable Top 100 Moms List that Babble released this week.
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The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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Oh, Lordy. This was funny. I do know a handful of the top 100 and can say I like ‘em, but I honestly haven’t looked at the entire list to know for sure how many. But this? You had me at your first category. ;> Thanks for the laugh, dude. (Is there a category for moms who say dude a lot? I’d totally take it.)
Twitter: Faiqa
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“Token Minority…” made me laugh. Jerkface.
Twitter: MommaBeThyName
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Funnay!
Twitter: Mandy_Fish
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“Most controversial because she occasionally swears.”
Fuck, that shit made me laugh.
Twitter: msmegan
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I probably think this is even funnier because I will never be on this list, no matter how many Indonesian orphans I adopt.
Also, why am I getting your mobile theme? I’m on my desktop.
I’m not sure what’s got me laughing harder – the list itself, or the comments left here on it….
Twitter: mommynamedapril
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proof that humor is subjective… haha. love it.
Twitter: AmazingGreis
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Where’s the “Not a real mom, but she plays one on the Internet” category? I’d totally win that shit!
Love this. I can’t even decide which category is my favorite.
Twitter: MrsLoulou
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Haha! Brilliant.
I vote you Top Mom Blogger Through Association 2010-?
Teehee.
Ohhhhhh lots of chuckles here. Lots.
This is absolute genius. Mostly because everyone thinks this but doesn’t say it.
Bravo
Twitter: themuskrat
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I think I could slide in with a few of those categories.
Twitter: alimartell
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Dying.
This is when the man blogger really shines…because if women say anything about the list when we’re not on it, we’re being whiners. If we say something when we are on it, we’re ungrateful. So we just hush up and whisper to friends like good little women. And then we forward your blog post to them and say, “Finally, someone said it!”