12 responses

  1. kapgar
    Tuesday, April 23, 2013

    Dude, you totally fucked it all up! You said, “by the power vested in me by the State of Florida.” But your Universal Life Church thingamajig is from the State of WASHINGTON!!! Null and void this marriage is!!

  2. Nancy
    Tuesday, April 23, 2013

    Well done, sir. I think you need to move to Vegas and open up a geek wedding chapel. Do weddings by day and stand up by night. You could make millions….millions, I tell you.

  3. Father Muskrat
    Tuesday, April 23, 2013

    Maybe you can preside over my next wedding. Glad y’all had fun!

  4. Karen
    Tuesday, April 23, 2013

    You can be the stand up dude if ever I need a second husband. The one I married is My Favourite though, so that may never happen, but still. I know where to find you.

  5. Dave2
    Tuesday, April 23, 2013

    I’m just happy you remembered to wear pants. Congrats to the happy couple!

  6. Megan
    Wednesday, April 24, 2013

    Congratulations, kids!

    Also, they ordained you? Did they do a background check? 😉

  7. Poppy
    Wednesday, April 24, 2013

    Yay! Congratulations, James and Carolina!

  8. Crys
    Tuesday, April 30, 2013

    Adam, needless to say I think that is SO cool. My best friend does wedding ceremonies and she is crazy busy — I daresay you’d provide a wonderful flavor to any wedding where the couple is looking for something interesting and entertaining. Maybe market yourself in this manner!

  9. anon
    Friday, May 3, 2013

    This comment has nothing to do with the actual wedding, but this spoke to me: “…tolerate her feet digging under you…” I DO THAT!!! I dig my feet under people when I sleep, when I’m laying on the couch, etc. Sometimes I even do my hands too. I’ve done this ever since I was a kid. I like to feel the pressure, the pain, the slight numbing sensation. It’s soothing/reassuring to me and helps me sleep and relax. And never before in my life have I seen anyone else make mention of “my” habit. I’ve Googled over the years to see if I could find anyone else, and nada. Interesting!!

  10. hello haha harf
    Friday, May 10, 2013

    thrilled for james and caroline. may they have a long and happy life together!

  11. Jenny Meow
    Thursday, May 23, 2013

    I envisioned one day if i ever get married my guy will throw in a Twilight reference, hahaha :)

    PS. James & Caroline wedding sounded beautiful!! just beautiful :)

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