A bunch of erryday ‘Murricans pitch new, innovative products to cutthroat venture capitalists on CNBC every Tuesday. Some of these products get the investment they need to experience commercial success. Most of the products get laughed all the way out the door. But the good shit? Those products get made! And the people at Shark Tank CNBC put together a kick-ass sample box, and sent one to me. Do you want one? Follow the rules below and you’ll be entered into a drawing for a sample box of your very own! There are a few caveats, though. Some of these products should have disclaimers but they weren’t included, so I added ones of my own:
Now, before I let you enter the contest, I have to admit something. I submitted an application for a product to Shark Tank, and it was rejected. I don’t think it should have been. I think the VCs should have invested in my product, and you could have been buying it in stores everywhere that awesome fucking products are sold. But it’s their loss, and I’m proud to offer this product to each of you.
Get out your credit cards and call today.
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to purchase your very own . . .
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