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Love and Baggage


Marriage is an institution. Institutions were meant to be destroyed, or at least mocked gently, or else they become stodgy, uptight, and inflexible. And you know what happens when you’re inflexible, right? Right?

Right. You fucking break in two.

So that’s where Love and Baggage comes in! The result of a twisted nihilist conversation between me and my friend Vannah, this Facebook page is a dark and twisted look at the institution of marriage, adding sarcastic, bitter commentary to everyday wedding photos.

We’ve posted almost 150 of them so far, with no plans to stop anytime soon, and you can email me your own wedding photos for the L&B treatment to avitable (at) gmail (dot) com!

Here are a few of the best received ones as well as some of my personal favorites. Enjoy them. No, seriously. Enjoy them. You choke this shit down and you like it.


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