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- 25: My Christmas Gift to you: No Testicles! (5)
- 21: The Nine Worst Abbreviations and Slang Used Today in Texting, Twitter and Facebook (80)
- 19: My Interview with Kim Jong Il (12)
- 18: I’m just not feeling it. #Christmas (78)
- 10: In contemplation of getting a pet (51)
- 08: 50 reasons I won’t share, stumble, like, or RT your content and 5 reasons I will. (44)
- 05: On bullying, homsexuality, and Jonah Mowry (34)
- 05: The Twelve Days of Christmas in 2011 (4)
- 04: When in doubt, take a survey (7)
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- 29: Thanksgiving leftovers (12)
- 25: Don’t look any further for your Black Friday needs – I’ll be your huckleberry. (6)
- 24: Happy Thanksgiving from me to you! (12)
- 23: The Things For Which I’m Thankful (15)
- 22: Avitable reviews his cruise on Royal Caribbean’s Liberty of the Seas (34)
- 17: I’M ON A BOAT! (11)
- 16: Schwinnnggg! It’s a giveaway! And pop culture trivia! And exclamation points!!! (35)
- 14: The Avitable Perspective on Joe Paterno and the Penn State Scandal (11)
- 13: Spin the wheel, win a prize. (8)
- 09: The Aristocrats (44)
- 09: My Asteroid List (29)
- 08: Announcing the top Christmas gift of 2012: The 12-month Avitable Wall Calendar (18)
- 06: My Interview with Andy Rooney (31)
- 03: Two Denny’s waitresses and I walk into a strip club … (46)
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- 28: When men get sick, the world suffers (9)
- 24: Five by five: Things you don’t know, things I do, and what I believe (24)
- 23: Spreading myself across the Internet like buttah (3)
- 21: Making sense of the universe (10)
- 19: My ten-year law school reunion OR holy shit I’m old. (20)
- 14: Occupy Avitable (24)
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- 06: My Interview with Steve Jobs (44)
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- 28: My afternoon with a heroin addict (85)
- 26: My comedy show – LaughFL in Orlando (8)
- 20: My expert guide on how to be funny and make everyone laugh (20)
- 18: The Avitable Pledge: Will you sign? (106)
- 11: How to bring the fun back to September 11th (46)
- 05: Where’s my reply, @OkCupid? (Prelude to a lawsuit) (236)
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- 29: Third World Responses to First World Problems (20)
- 26: Plethora of Pinatas (4)
- 23: My expert guide on how to write well and become a professional author (45)
- 17: Can I Come Up With 25 Things That You, The Internet, Don’t Know About Me? (59)
- 15: Why Cookie Rocket? (5)
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- 01: Where I’ve been and where I’m going. Also, more #BlogHer11 shit. (25)
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- 25: Fiction fiction fiction. (8)
- 23: My interview with Amy Winehouse (27)
- 21: What you’re missing RIGHT NOW by not being friends with me on Facebook or Google Plus (31)
- 19: How not to be a loser at this year’s #BlogHer (86)
- 12: My visit to Waverly Hills Sanatorium for a paranomal investigation (31)
- 08: Embarking on my first hunt for ghosts (21)
- 05: Why the Casey Anthony verdict makes sense. And why you’re stupid. (205)
- 04: Happy Blow Your Fingers Off With Fireworks Day! (10)
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- 01: You know you want to watch . . . you dirty pervert (17)
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- 30: Thank you for emailing me to tell me I suck. (44)
- 27: Where Avitable Is From (23)
- 25: The one where I talk about men and women and piss everyone off. (51)
- 22: I’m sick of your mediocrity. (68)
- 21: In Memoriam: Puppy Monster (3)
- 16: The death of “Clearly, You’re Retarded” (52)
- 15: Tune in Wednesday night for an extra-special episode of CYR! (4)
- 13: My Interview with Leonard Stern, Creator of Mad Libs (6)
- 10: My One Year Divorceversary (33)
- 06: Sarah Palin’s History Lessons (28)
- 03: My Interview with Jack Kevorkian (14)
- May 2011 (10)
- 29: The one where I write seriously and regret hitting publish almost immediately. (32)
- 26: My interview with Caylee Anthony. Yeah, the dead kid. (10)
- 24: My years at a private Christian school (16)
- 21: My Interview with ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage (7)
- 19: Fuck you and your fucking rapture, fuckers. (26)
- 14: The unfunnies (11)
- 10: “You know how women are” (22)
- 05: Where I’ve been aka being one whoring muthafucka (15)
- 03: My Interview with Osama bin Laden (43)
- 02: George W. Bush on Osama’s death (18)
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- 28: Friendship, pregnancy, and Mormons. And nudity. (32)
- 27: New episode tonight – don’t miss it! (2)
- 26: Is Blood Thicker Than Water? (60)
- 25: Ke$ha’s Get Sleazy Tour and Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball Tour (12)
- 24: Happy Easter everyone! (12)
- 22: Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know (33)
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- 03: Lordy, lordy, Kelly’s fuckin’ 40! (9)
- 01: No, I Don’t Do Speed (40)
- March 2011 (29)
- 30: On Morality (27)
- 29: The sordid pasts of wholesome companies (17)
- 28: The newest danger facing children today (24)
- 26: I need lottery numbers (18)
- 25: I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Metrosexual (27)
- 24: My Interview With Elizabeth Taylor (13)
- 23: New episode tonight! (4)
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- 21: What do I want from comedy? (19)
- 20: How to avoid killing your dog (27)
- 19: Unoriginal names for Twilight fans (7)
- 18: The worst parents in the world (30)
- 17: Happy Fuck-a-Leprechaun Day! (20)
- 16: Mirror, mirror . . . (71)
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- 08: My Stand Up Set. Laugh at me or with me. Either works. (124)
- 07: Not ready for Monday yet (9)
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- 02: She may be 41, but she’s 14 at heart. And by heart, I mean her tits. (15)
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- 28: What Do You Think About Men at BlogHer? (54)
- 27: My 2011 Oscar Predictions (5)
- 26: What I learned about judging the Georgia Academic Decathlon State Competition (16)
- 25: Holy Soap, Batman! (22)
- 24: 10 Things I’ll be Doing This Weekend (24)
- 23: Black History Month and friends (14)
- 22: The Grooming of Avitable (21)
- 21: Why I love NASCAR. (17)
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- 19: Yay for Saturday (6)
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- 17: The rest of the Justin Bieber Rolling Stone Interview (14)
- 16: What can Mubarak do now? (9)
- 15: The people at Tijuana Flats at 8 PM on Valentine’s Day (25)
- 14: In defense of Valentine’s Day (69)
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- 12: My day yesterday (9)
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- 08: I may be dying. (38)
- 07: Chick-fil-A hates the gays (20)
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- 04: The real reason the Internet got turned off in Egypt (15)
- 03: Redefining rape (11)
- 02: Women of the World: I find this unattractive (45)
- 01: My drunken treatise on Joss Whedon among other things (38)
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- 31: Things I did this weekend (53)
- 30: The relaunch of “Clearly, You’re Retarded” (37)
- 29: In honor of the 25-year anniversary of the Challenger explosion . . . (21)
- 28: Anonymous, you are my favorite person (34)
- 27: Things for which I’m thankful (30)
- 26: Vince Carter and I are 34 today. (72)
- 25: My Interview with Jack LaLanne (13)
- 24: If US TV shows were relaunched in other cultures (21)
- 23: Sunday – more stupid questions (14)
- 22: Who should replace Regis Philbin? (15)
- 21: For @mooshinindy: A letter to your baby #mozzi (69)
- 20: That boy don’t look right. (71)
- 19: Nobody cares what your Klout is. (54)
- 18: The one where I take a stand-up comedy class (74)
- 17: The time that passes (11)
- 16: Sundays are for answering stupid questions (34)
- 15: All I want for my birthday (56)
- 14: This post is only relevant if you have a TomTom GPS (42)
- 13: I love Snooki (65)
- 12: Why Chinese Mothers are Superior, by Amy Chua (a parody) (73)
- 11: I didn’t think I had a soul, but apparently I do and it makes for an epic portrait. (56)
- 10: Replacing “nigger” in Huckleberry Finn (73)
- 09: One Old Ass MotherFaiqa (55)
- 08: 30 Days of Truth – Days 16-30 (31)
- 07: My rules for blogging – the 2011 version (131)
- 06: Less ambitious movies (54)
- 05: The Christmas Card. (109)
- 04: The Oprah Winfrey Network (30)
- 03: The year’s already getting off to a good start. (41)
- 02: A look back at 2010 (49)
- 01: Flush out the old year (13)
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- 31: Top Tens (16)
- 30: My Predictions for 2011 (35)
- 26: The first Christmas since (34)
- 25: Merry Christmas! (23)
- 16: I need a vacation! (49)
- 15: I’ve never . . . (121)
- 14: What should I write on my holiday cards? (68)
- 13: Words wouldn’t do this recap justice. That’s why Steve Jobs invented the iPhone. (22)
- 12: The top 5 TV shows on DVD that you should buy as gifts (15)
- 11: 30 Days of Truth Day 15 – Something/someone I can’t live without (15)
- 10: Madame Avitable reads the stars just for you (27)
- 09: Over my head (35)
- 08: Improv blogging (24)
- 07: No, you can’t borrow that. (60)
- 06: Just call me Dear Abby . . . again (22)
- 05: Grinchiness (58)
- 04: 30 Days of Truth Day 14: A hero who has let you down. (34)
- 03: Getting slizzered (44)
- 02: The complete and not at all made up guide to Chanukah by Avitable (60)
- 01: Things I hate less than Progress Energy (40)
- November 2010 (30)
- 30: My Interview with Leslie Nielsen (37)
- 29: I was a cute kid. What the fuck happened? (76)
- 28: Coming up fast (22)
- 27: 30 Days of Truth Day 13: A band that has gotten me through tough times. (36)
- 26: Crazy Avitable’s Black Friday Specials (37)
- 25: I’m thankful for you. (53)
- 24: Soothing the savage nutsack (32)
- 23: I take a “man test” (101)
- 22: The 2010 Avitable Holiday Gift Guide (51)
- 21: Red Velvet (51)
- 20: 30 Days of Truth Day 12: Compliments I Don’t Get (15)
- 19: The evolution of a bachelor’s refrigerator (44)
- 18: The Cougar Cruise (32)
- 17: Dontcha wish your girlfriend was in Vegas like me? (56)
- 16: I think my holiday spirit is in my other pants. (90)
- 15: Movies I’d skip based on the title alone (44)
- 14: Who lives in my head? (32)
- 13: 30 Days of Truth Day 11: Compliments (43)
- 12: Protesting on the Internet (Or, what I should have posted yesterday instead of writing about pedophiles) (31)
- 11: About pedophilia and censorship (287)
- 10: Who wants a Christmas card? (96)
- 09: Teaching children about french kissing (38)
- 08: My thoughts on death; also, RIP Scott Campbell (45)
- 07: 30 Days of Truth Day 10: Who do I need to let go? (31)
- 06: Boat dreams (17)
- 05: Maybe. (78)
- 04: 39 Things That Annoy Me (134)
- 03: The 2010 election results you didn’t know about (37)
- 02: Topics we’ll never see at a blogging conference (81)
- 01: My Blissdom Canada recap. (87)
- October 2010 (32)
- 31: Happy Halloween! (14)
- 30: 30 Days of Truth Day 9: Who has drifted from my life? (14)
- 29: This post would have made a lot more sense yesterday when I was actually driving from Buffalo to Toronto (18)
- 28: The STD Test (42)
- 27: Unnecessary sequels (38)
- 26: The funniest book of 2009 is back (9)
- 25: My interview with Bob Guccione (12)
- 24: There should be an app for that (10)
- 23: 30 Days of Truth Day 8: Who made my life hell? (13)
- 22: It’s not about gay teens committing suicide. It’s about committing suicide for the WRONG REASONS. (46)
- 21: For Tanis (43)
- 20: Sunday funnies (54)
- 19: My interview with Barbara Billingsley (Mrs. Cleaver) (28)
- 18: The horrifying, angsty, overly dramatic, really bad poetry of Adam Avitable, age 15, in which I invoke Satan. (60)
- 17: If I was a stuffed tiger (25)
- 16: My review of Jackass 3D and other things (26)
- 15: Friends of Avitable II: Finn (7)
- 15: 30 Days of Truth Day 7: Who has made my life worth living? (48)
- 14: I weigh in on “Corn Sugar” (53)
- 13: 9 years ago (107)
- 12: A 21-day chronicling of the life of a 16-year old Avitable (73)
- 11: Happy Thanksgiving, Canucks! (58)
- 10: Florida in October (49)
- 09: 30 Days of Truth Day 6: I Hope I Never (35)
- 08: The 2010 Avitable Halloween Party (83)
- 07: Willy Wonka it ain’t. (35)
- 06: 30 Days of Truth Day 5: Something I Hope To Do (56)
- 05: Every word is sacred (82)
- 04: Things I learned while in Vermont (69)
- 03: 30 Days of Truth Day 4: Forgiving someone else (52)
- 02: Vermont (33)
- 01: My interview with Tony Curtis (40)
- September 2010 (31)
- 30: How to survive a hurricane (59)
- 29: 30 Days of Truth Day 3: Forgiving Myself (32)
- 28: 30 Days of Truth Day 2: What I Love About Myself (61)
- 27: A letter in Canadian for @redneckmommy (69)
- 26: She emerged from the womb with bon mots flying @metalia (12)
- 25: I Love Los Angeles (42)
- 24: Viva (15)
- 23: Join me in Vegas on Saturday (51)
- 22: 30 Days of Truth: Day 1 (164)
- 21: For all the lurkers out there (162)
- 20: Musicals you know you wouldn’t want to see from the title (47)
- 19: My review of “The Town” (10)
- 18: Cheese (30)
- 17: The movies that make me cry like a little baby. (156)
- 16: Find your happy (73)
- 15: What I’m good at (other than not using propositions appropriately). (67)
- 14: My art teacher totally should have called the cops. Or a shrink. (63)
- 13: My Murtaugh List. Actually, a Bucket List plus Benadryl (63)
- 12: Never forget . . . (33)
- 11: I Am Muslim
- 10: Good reasons to burn the Qur’an (67)
- 09: Avitable’s Fall TV Schedule aka “What you should watch if you like good TV” (90)
- 08: How I Work (70)
- 07: The Worst Charities in America (25)
- 06: Friends of Avitable: New Feature (15)
- 05: Friends of Avitable I: Faiqa (24)
- 05: Not even close! (18)
- 04: Not quite done (24)
- 03: Cleaning up (37)
- 02: On boundaries and being “one of the girls” (133)
- 01: Acronyms you didn’t know (36)
- August 2010 (31)
- 31: If life was a game show (103)
- 30: 10 ideas to change the world (91)
- 29: A sign from God. Or Mr. Chang. (61)
- 28: Listen to your gut unless it tells you to drink two-month old soy milk. (27)
- 27: The most offensively stereotypical joke in the world: An Avitable original (75)
- 26: Alpha (67)
- 25: My experience seeing Jack Johnson which then turns into discussion about whether or not I’m a sociopath (77)
- 24: A breakdown of people who follow @LadyGaGa on Twitter (41)
- 23: See the all new, Hitler free, Avitable.com! (271)
- 22: Whistle while you work (11)
- 21: The best wedding invitation ever (54)
- 20: Search keyphrases: A beat poem by Avitable (41)
- 19: Be a Ground Hero Not a Ground Zero (115)
- 18: Puzzle pieces. Or the end of an [th]era[py]. (93)
- 17: The death of ‘Cathy’ (42)
- 16: On cunnilingus . . . among other things (86)
- 15: Plz to be coming back tomorrow (20)
- 14: Bill Cosby makes me laugh (6)
- 13: This Friday the thirteenth day (11)
- 12: I am, I’m not, I want to be (90)
- 11: Has Twitter killed blogging? Discuss. (104)
- 10: Life lessons learned from #BlogHer10. (76)
- 09: How I found out this weekend that I am brave. (71)
- 08: Day 4: #BlogHer10 (14)
- 07: Day 3: #BlogHer10 (11)
- 06: Day 2: #BlogHer10 (21)
- 05: Day 1: #BlogHer10 (20)
- 04: Avitable hits New York City for #BlogHer10 (15)
- 03: Twinkle toes (38)
- 02: If I was on Mad Men (14)
- 01: Sucker Punch (3)
- July 2010 (31)
- 31: Sitting on it (12)
- 30: The only perspective that matters. What to expect at #BlogHer10 (80)
- 29: My comic geek boner is rising (22)
- 28: One week . . . (29)
- 27: You Might Be A Sexual Predator If . . . (29)
- 26: Togas, karaoke, gold toes, and Lexington, Kentucky (39)
- 25: Popstar (6)
- 24: Superheroes vs. Fred Phelps (3)
- 23: Finally back to normal (33)
- 22: Victory! (25)
- 21: Determined (39)
- 20: Adapting (38)
- 19: Survived! (42)
- 18: S. S. Avitable (11)
- 17: So two iPhone 4s get married . . . (13)
- 16: Limbo Master (10)
- 15: Unanswered Questions (stolen shamelessly from Tosh.0) (19)
- 14: Look at boobs, raise money for breast cancer, and see what a gorilla’s shoulders look like (32)
- 13: I want an AT-AT (7)
- 12: New urban dictionary phrases (38)
- 11: Twilight fan and proud of it. (33)
- 10: Eatin’ bon bons (18)
- 09: Like being a kid again (22)
- 08: Wikileaks.org – your source for state secrets (9)
- 07: Lindsay Lohan goes to Jail (14)
- 06: Are you a winner? Raffle results here! (16)
- 05: Monday Bullets (21)
- 04: Happy Fourth of July! (25)
- 03: How gay are my sunglasses? Your vote is needed! (57)
- 02: Where Mel Gibson lives (with apologies to Shel Silverstein) (29)
- 01: 21 Things You Should Never Buy Used (72)
- June 2010 (30)
- 30: Ways that Larry King can go out with a bang (41)
- 29: Pick up lines that still work (54)
- 28: Two more days to win one of two iPods (0)
- 27: Tik Spock (9)
- 26: Porn gets its own domain (10)
- 25: Breaking through (17)
- 24: Mad Libs: The Divorce Decree Edition (14)
- 23: Mad Libs aren’t just for kids on road trips anymore (23)
- 22: Help a blogger out, win an iPod, do a little dance, make a little love. (46)
- 21: For The Puppy Monster (3)
- 20: Fadda (11)
- 19: 10 Things To Do When Waiting to See Universal’s World of Harry Potter (14)
- 18: Less than 2 months until BlogHer. Are you going? (26)
- 17: The real Karate Kid (13)
- 16: Six word memoir (19)
- 15: Dogs > cats (14)
- 14: What a drag (13)
- 13: Helping hand (13)
- 12: Mortal Kombat in the real world (9)
- 11: Asinine questions (22)
- 10: I now pronounce you ex-husband and ex-wife . . . (92)
- 09: The eight things I’d rather do today instead of go to court. (31)
- 08: Are you 25 or older? Time to grow up. (101)
- 07: Why I Love Father Muskrat (19)
- 06: Greater Than (45)
- 05: Now I totally want to visit Iceland (10)
- 04: Box (28)
- 03: 100 Things for 2010: Part Two (19)
- 02: Apparently sex in Brazil is done a bit differently (may be NSFW) (21)
- 01: 30 Questions for 30 Days (19)
- May 2010 (31)
- 31: My Interview with Dennis Hopper (21)
- 30: How Ke$ha applies in an Avitable world. (9)
- 29: My Interview with Gary Coleman (17)
- 28: Where I was yesterday (33)
- 27: O Bama my Bama! (44)
- 26: LOST: The other side of the coin (8)
- 25: On Television Finales (May Contain Spoilers) (37)
- 24: Lucy I’m Not (12)
- 23: Ian McKellen/Will Smith mashup (9)
- 22: 10 things about @alimartell on this auspicious day (11)
- 21: New Porn Titles of 2010 (15)
- 20: Bring your kid to work and have them watch you get fired! (73)
- 19: Duck (42)
- 18: Redefining (69)
- 17: Why I Comment On Your Blog (152)
- 16: Boob drums (16)
- 15: Birthdaypalooza (14)
- 14: My Interview with that Chinese guy who killed all the kids. (18)
- 13: Doogie Rocks (17)
- 12: DWB (Driving While Black) (35)
- 11: Women are whining about unequal pay again . . . sigh (60)
- 10: Fat guy in a little tube (68)
- 09: Happy Mother’s Day (11)
- 08: My review of Iron Man 2 (No Spoilers) (31)
- 07: The worst dating sites on the Internet (90)
- 06: The Scent of a Whoa Man. (107)
- 05: My 2000th post (80)
- 04: Doing Atlanta in four days the Avitable way (55)
- 03: On the road again (15)
- 02: Happy Sunday! (10)
- 01: Today’s plan (20)
- April 2010 (30)
- 30: Bacon Vodka and the Elvis Burger (13)
- 29: Hotlanta (13)
- 28: My Interview With @Mooshinindy (40)
- 27: Gerbil Olympics (24)
- 26: My Dating Deal Breakers (101)
- 25: Attention Advertisers and PR People. I am YOUR whore! (9)
- 24: Vote! (62)
- 23: Portrait of a Hairy Pervert (13)
- 22: A difficult day (128)
- 21: People I want to be (83)
- 20: My Interview with Adolf Hitler (33)
- 19: TMI should stand for “Tales Meant to Inform (and Entertain)”. (67)
- 18: Swordless Sunday (31)
- 17: Avitable Sings Glee (27)
- 16: Attention Atlanta bloggers (20)
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- 14: Cooking with Avitable: Kale Chips (35)
- 13: The sun is finally out! (35)
- 12: Today’s Horoscope (45)
- 11: Peeing outside (57)
- 10: Maybe if I wasn’t so lazy (10)
- 09: My review of Kick Ass (No Spoilers) (17)
- 08: I love it when a plan comes together (19)
- 07: Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer) (25)
- 06: My Refrigerator by the Numbers (85)
- 05: Music that just doesn’t do it for me (77)
- 04: What Would Jesus Do? (26)
- 03: The Mocha with the Mostest (8)
- 02: Well . . . ummm . . . so that backfired (93)
- 01: Hiatus (55)
- March 2010 (31)
- 31: Shocked and appalled cat watches 2 girls 1 cup (20)
- 30: Going postal apparently means not working on Saturdays anymore (38)
- 29: Things you can buy instead of an out-of-stock iPad (24)
- 28: Polka Face (13)
- 27: Didn’t we save the Earth last year during Earth Hour? (20)
- 26: Hi. (30)
- 25: Elitist baby names (90)
- 24: Bullets and birthdays (25)
- 23: Google in China (16)
- 22: I’m disappointed in BlogHer (169)
- 21: The New Dork (4)
- 20: This is one Mr. for whom I’d drop my panties. (23)
- 19: I need your votes! (31)
- 18: Chat Roulette (27)
- 16: Kiss my blarney stones (46)
- 16: 100 Things for 2010: Part One (70)
- 14: My interview with Peter Graves (24)
- 14: Florida Strawberry Festival (49)
- 13: June 30th can’t come fast enough! (30)
- 12: Pants (50)
- 11: My interview with Corey Haim (38)
- 10: Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever made whoopie? (22)
- 09: My interview with my recently deceased grandmother (99)
- 08: My weekend in haiku (50)
- 07: Behind the times (7)
- 06: My review of Alice in Wonderland (Spoiler Free) (21)
- 05: The Jabberwock (36)
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- 03: I need your music suggestions. (64)
- 02: 40 is the new 20. (24)
- 01: The tsunami that hit Hawaii (22)
- February 2010 (28)
- 28: Things I miss. Things I don’t. (35)
- 27: I want an orangutan! (23)
- 26: Three days left (14)
- 25: Shamurder (74)
- 24: How to make everything more awesome (65)
- 23: In the year 2042 (43)
- 22: The things I’ve learned from Hilly (49)
- 21: Bye @Snackiepoo (28)
- 20: Male bloggers at BlogHer (23)
- 19: My review of Edge of Darkness (Spoiler Free) (35)
- 18: I am Carrie Underwood (rerun) (12)
- 17: Bullets (143)
- 16: A Pessimist’s Guide to Living Alone (103)
- 15: Rejected Winter Olympic Sports (36)
- 14: Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day! (11)
- 13: Woman’s Last Stand (11)
- 12: Make your vagina pretty (53)
- 11: Don’t be an asshope (26)
- 10: My Interview with Roy Scheider (9)
- 09: My To-Do List (50)
- 08: Ways to make the Super Bowl more exciting (49)
- 07: Get on the Hilly Train (47)
- 06: Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh (17)
- 05: Divorce 101 (141)
- 04: My new band (35)
- 03: The Oscar categories you don’t know about (22)
- 02: My theories on LOST (35)
- 01: An autopsy of my top drawer (45)
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- 31: We cured AIDS! (11)
- 30: Baby doll sugar honeypie (89)
- 29: My Interviews with Zelda Rubinstein and J. D. Salinger (15)
- 28: How to move 33 years of crap in three days (60)
- 27: Apple’s new product launching today (35)
- 26: Happy birthday to me. (142)
- 25: Uncomfortable silence (184)
- 19: T-minus 7 days and counting (59)
- 18: Me and the good Doctor King (18)
- 17: The Princess and The Dragon (51)
- 16: My week of lazy is almost over (11)
- 15: It’s no “Glee”. (26)
- 14: Can Muslims be Good Americans? (48)
- 13: Fails of 2009 (19)
- 12: I need volunteers! (98)
- 11: Getting caught masturbating (35)
- 10: Wednesday will be a good day (20)
- 09: What a Faiqa wants, a Faiqa gets (29)
- 08: My predictions for 2010 (78)
- 07: Picture 314 (55)
- 06: Even More Twitter Through History (65)
- 05: Egotistical fun and games (175)
- 04: Is 2010 over yet? (49)
- 03: Will you ever eat pork again? (48)
- 02: Movie studios have anally raped my childhood (43)
- 01: Happy New Year! (40)
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- 31: The Top Ten Blogs of 2009 (75)
- 30: My Top Ten Posts of 2009 (39)
- 29: My Top Ten TV Shows of 2009 (57)
- 28: My Top Ten Movies of 2009 (69)
- 27: The cure for racism (18)
- 26: My review of Sherlock Holmes (13)
- 25: Saint Nips (13)
- 24: Twas the night (17)
- 23: Have you been naughty or nice? (38)
- 22: Soundtrack of my life (19)
- 21: My interview with Brittany Murphy (33)
- 20: My review of Avatar (Spoiler Free) (22)
- 19: Stare (27)
- 18: Sarah Palin is a respectful individual (47)
- 17: My interview with Oral Roberts (20)
- 16: The Twelve Days of Christmas (34)
- 15: Tugging (148)
- 14: What else is Tiger not telling us? (34)
- 13: Darwin at work (7)
- 12: RIPT Fusion – the Yummie Tummie for men (23)
- 11: Dear Avitable Weekly Column #1 (17)
- 10: Lazy Award Post Day (13)
- 09: Getting ready for Vegas (68)
- 08: My Interview with John Lennon (27)
- 07: Meredith Baxter-Birney is a lesbian and other surprises (63)
- 06: My review of Fantastic Mr. Fox (spoiler free) (15)
- 05: Pedophilia vs. Murder – which is worse? (77)
- 04: I’m a Gleek and proud of it (57)
- 03: Ask Adam (25)
- 02: If Dear Abby had a set of testicles (52)
- 01: Weight loss requirement to graduate college (32)
- November 2009 (30)
- 30: Fat naked guys are funny: A study (155)
- 29: Frozen (32)
- 28: Survey says . . . (25)
- 27: Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody (14)
- 26: From my table to yours (74)
- 25: Thankful (69)
- 24: Fatty McFatterson (126)
- 23: Levi Johnston: Beefcake or fraud? You decide. (37)
- 22: My Interview with Ken Ober (17)
- 21: The Great Interview Experiment (13)
- 20: What I’ve Learned From Mad Men (43)
- 19: The answers to life (64)
- 18: Thanksgiving in Florida (118)
- 17: If a Hilly drinks and there’s nobody around, is she still drunk? (54)
- 16: The funniest book I’ve read all year (61)
- 15: Moon water (36)
- 14: Nada (34)
- 13: Bad motherlucker (47)
- 12: Next time your nose itches . . . (42)
- 11: Top 10 reasons I can’t wait to see New Moon (97)
- 10: The methodology of consolation (60)
- 09: Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests! (11)
- 08: Dance monkey dance (49)
- 07: Twitter: Who should you follow? (160)
- 06: Avitable and the Proust Questionnaire (53)
- 05: Children’s Gift Guide for People Who Hate Kids (83)
- 04: So you say it’s your birthday . . . (18)
- 03: If I was a country music star (38)
- 02: Swine flu’s still around? (27)
- 01: Dear trick or treaters (85)
- October 2009 (31)
- 31: Marry, Fuck, or Kill? (93)
- 30: Hottest Cartoon Characters (98)
- 29: Gang Rape: Looking deeper (175)
- 28: How to beat zombies (35)
- 27: Avitaween 2009: What I did with your vacation photos (37)
- 26: Halloween Party Recap Part 1 (31)
- 25: This is something that did NOT happen during the party (18)
- 24: Avitaween: Invaded! (21)
- 23: Rerun (17)
- 22: Halloween Sneak Peek 2 (20)
- 21: For Bug (63)
- 20: The science of naming planets (43)
- 19: The Guest List (68)
- 18: Halloween Sneak Peek! (23)
- 17: Do the Wave. The Google Wave (20)
- 16: Last Day to Buy Tickets! (9)
- 15: The things I wish I could do (64)
- 14: I hate puking (129)
- 13: The Office Wedding Dance (44)
- 12: Avitable’s guide to becoming a rap star (33)
- 11: When crafts go horribly wrong (9)
- 10: Halloween Tickets and Vacation Photos (8)
- 09: Signs that you are in a dangerous relationship (35)
- 08: There comes a time in every man’s life when he tries to suck his own dick (73)
- 07: Other ways the FTC should crack down on bloggers (44)
- 06: Balance (33)
- 05: Top Ten Reasons Chicago won’t be Hosting the 2016 Olympics (39)
- 04: Avitter: The anti-social network #izeafest (24)
- 03: Halloween Party update! (5)
- 02: Today’s post has nothing to do with vaginas or penises. (12)
- 01: Fuck you world
- September 2009 (30)
- 30: If Wishes Were Fake Horses (30)
- 29: Maybe not everybody should be allowed near a computer (37)
- 28: Raffle winners announced! (19)
- 27: What’s Canadian for Tranny? (97)
- 26: My Review of Surrogates (29)
- 25: Compartmentalizing (81)
- 24: Bearded Adam vs. Beardless Adam (107)
- 23: If Avitable loses his beard and nobody’s there, is he still Avitable? (184)
- 22: The Law of Nature (55)
- 21: My version of the Emmy Awards. (59)
- 20: Yes, YOU are invited! (25)
- 19: What I’m watching this TV season (86)
- 18: My rules of blogging (207)
- 17: My Interview with Henry Gibson (55)
- 16: Top Ten Movie Characters (87)
- 15: My Interview with Patrick Swayze (70)
- 14: “You Lie!” – The Joe Wilsonizer (57)
- 13: Monkeys like magic (9)
- 12: Halloween Party Tickets on Sale Now! (8)
- 11: Edna Prygyz – Project 2,996: Remembering 9/11 (153)
- 10: Unburden your soul (144)
- 09: The shallow movie critic II (21)
- 08: If I Won The Lottery (58)
- 07: A Danger to our Children: Presidential Address to Students (71)
- 06: Workout (66)
- 05: Things that are funnier than The Bill Engvall Show (57)
- 04: Headlines: The Rush Limbaugh Effect (47)
- 03: Buy This Shirt (19)
- 02: Shut the fucking baby-making factory down (137)
- 01: What Not to Name Your Baby (94)
- August 2009 (31)
- 31: Halloween Party 2009 Announcement! (15)
- 30: Ass sweat: a poem (58)
- 29: If Hitler found Avitable.com (54)
- 28: The Next Best Thing (91)
- 27: My Interview with Phillip Spicklefritz (60)
- 26: World Leaders Review Obama’s Performance (47)
- 25: Me and the International Baccalaureate Program (102)
- 24: The First Day of School (89)
- 23: Ready for Monday (21)
- 22: Rerun Saturday: The Chocolate Covered Burrito (32)
- 21: Unicorns make everything more awesome (80)
- 20: Avitable answers your questions about health care reform (104)
- 19: My interview with Robert Novak from Crossfire (55)
- 18: Five things I hate about blogging (245)
- 17: No, you pour some sugar on me. (71)
- 16: The Quarter Century (47)
- 15: My review of The Time Traveler’s Wife (Spoiler Free) (72)
- 14: Mother Truckers (57)
- 13: Ode to that guy riding a scooter (80)
- 12: More Twitter throughout history (71)
- 11: My Interview with John Hughes (64)
- 10: Jesus Fucking Christ (158)
- 09: Winners and Boozers (28)
- 08: Movie Reviews (Spoiler Free): GI Joe and Julie & Julia (45)
- 07: The Day That Twitter Died (122)
- 06: A Letter from Barack Obama (85)
- 05: How to escalate a service request (103)
- 04: Reason 4,887 that I hate people (137)
- 03: A vocabulary lemson (81)
- 02: Contest: Lazy Sunday is BACK! (42)
- 01: Narcissism 101 (69)
- July 2009 (31)
- 31: How to make dinner reservations (72)
- 30: Anatomy of a Post #BlogHer Avitable (97)
- 29: The Bloggers of #BlogHer09: Limericks are Hard (77)
- 28: The Diary of the Ugly Angel (67)
- 27: My Interview with #BlogHer09 (93)
- 26: Sunday rerun: A Letter to my Body #blogher (9)
- 25: The Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Poppy E. Cede (30)
- 24: What I think today will be like at #BlogHer (21)
- 23: Sex Toy Review Reruns (10)
- 22: A scientific study of the people attending #BlogHer. (68)
- 21: Getting to know Avitable #blogher (106)
- 20: My interview with Walter Cronkite (50)
- 19: My new favorite iPhone app – Bump #blogher (90)
- 18: Bollywood Night (56)
- 17: What Not to Do When Watching Harry Potter (84)
- 16: Avitable Love Fest: 20 Things I Want You To Hear (87)
- 15: MomDot Marketing Fail (141)
- 14: My review of Bruno (spoiler-free) (66)
- 13: Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer (106)
- 12: Laziest fucking Sunday ever. (9)
- 11: BlogHer 09 – If you could ask a man anything . . . (37)
- 10: Help me choose my next hairstyle (67)
- 09: Your TV education (78)
- 08: In the year 2057 (71)
- 07: The music that soothes my soul (144)
- 06: Learn How to Use Dirty Talk, the Avitable Way (105)
- 05: Sunday Becky Sunday (17)
- 04: Mastermind (11)
- 03: Avitable at BlogHer 2009 (87)
- 02: If I was on TV (48)
- 01: I am fat (419)
- June 2009 (30)
- 30: Watch Adam’s Head Explode (67)
- 29: My interview with Billy Mays, Pitchman Extraordinaire (58)
- 28: Avitable: Tshirt Whore (32)
- 27: The one where Avitable tries not to vomit (95)
- 26: My interview with Michael Jackson, the King of Pop (78)
- 25: The Fun Police (94)
- 24: My interview with Ed McMahon (75)
- 23: The Other Pevensie (48)
- 22: If we always had Twitter (93)
- 21: In Memoriam (2)
- 20: Things I learned at Universal Studios (40)
- 19: For my brain, it’s a three-day weekend (46)
- 18: 5 Years of Avitable and the World Hasn’t Ended Yet. (455)
- 17: Avitable’s rules for life (114)
- 16: Haiku: The ConFab version (56)
- 14: Sarcasticastic (13)
- 14: Sunday tired Sunday (22)
- 13: The lucky world of the motherfucker (54)
- 12: Just call us Alimartellable (13)
- 11: Avitable’s Halloween Party 2009 (25)
- 10: My weekend in Boston OR How I had to poop (69)
- 09: Top 10 Things Your iPhone Won’t Do (83)
- 08: My weekend (19)
- 07: A b-? No, not a b-. A balm. (29)
- 06: S&M melts in your crotch, not in your hands: Product Review (26)
- 05: An Interview with David Carradine (56)
- 04: The shallow movie critic (56)
- 03: Lazy wasn’t an option? (20)
- 02: Bob Vila would shoot me in the face with a nailgun (115)
- 01: Pamela the Luscious Love Doll (65)
- May 2009 (31)
- 31: My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free) (18)
- 30: Something to ponder (78)
- 29: Lazy Friday: 300 baud modem from 1964 (13)
- 28: New ways to be offended by the Internet (87)
- 27: The one where I get shot (53)
- 26: Hey little girl, want some candy? (82)
- 25: Memorial Day – Dead Soldiers Only Need Apply (75)
- 24: Elementary, my dear Watson (22)
- 23: My review of Terminator: Salvation (Spoiler Free) (41)
- 22: Absence apparently made the heart grow smaller (67)
- 21: Carbs can be good for you (38)
- 20: What should you do this summer? (47)
- 19: Fuck My Life: A Dramatic Reading (63)
- 18: America’s Next Top Moob Contest (50)
- 17: How to pronounce Avitable (70)
- 16: Breaking the fourth Whall
- 15: Bullets, bracelets and breastesses (29)
- 14: Two Truths and a Lie (41)
- 13: Candy canes from heaven (48)
- 12: The Tower of Techno-Babel (19)
- 11: Avitable’s guide to when it’s okay to abuse your wife (32)
- 10: Famous moms in history (18)
- 09: Today is like Jesus’s birthday but more important, see? (16)
- 08: What I Learned From my Mother (25)
- 07: Kentucky Free Chicken: A taste test (54)
- 06: Censored, part deux (59)
- 05: Number One Gilmore Girls Fan (54)
- 04: Not the first time the police have shown up at my door (111)
- 03: The Slapchop Rap (16)
- 02: Music Review: The Receders “One Night Stand” (12)
- 01: Memes are so 2007 (31)
- April 2009 (30)
- 30: Swine flu and you (43)
- 29: Ode to my grandfather (56)
- 28: Love for the Mormons (47)
- 27: Treasure among trash: the London Symphony Orchestra in Daytona Beach (35)
- 26: RIP Bea Arthur (21)
- 25: Best of America’s Funniest Home Videos (28)
- 24: My review of Star Trek (29)
- 23: Nesting Dolls (28)
- 22: Avitable’s guide to killing your family (50)
- 21: My conversation with Stephen Hawking (23)
- 20: Yearbooking yourself is not a euphemism for nutshots in your yearbook (19)
- 19: Caption This (59)
- 18: It’s all relative (27)
- 17: Teabagging is only the beginning. #teaparty (55)
- 16: Bucket list and Fuck it list (39)
- 15: We can fix your life (22)
- 14: I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s. (53)
- 13: Amazon Fail – more to the story #amazonfail (27)
- 12: Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter (52)
- 11: Avitable’s Top 10 Movies of the Aughts (41)
- 10: New Guerilla Advertising Technique: Bag O’ Rocks (25)
- 09: A cat named Twitter (58)
- 08: What else do I dislike? (67)
- 07: Breastfeeding is creepy (132)
- 06: Movie Review: Sour Milk (29)
- 05: The Lottery (32)
- 04: Padma and Hardees (30)
- 03: Friday is for bullets. (56)
- 02: Oh, the friends I have . . . (31)
- 01: Help me start a new tradition. (36)
- March 2009 (31)
- 31: Don’t look! (22)
- 30: I Am Not The World’s Strongest Man (28)
- 29: What I did for Earth Hour (44)
- 28: Lovebugs: a lovestory (31)
- 27: General anesthesia (33)
- 26: There ain’t no guy going at me that way (26)
- 25: I can hear an echo…cardiogram (54)
- 24: Todave is an important dave. (21)
- 23: Twitter apps we all need (27)
- 22: Verbally Abuse Avitable Day (66)
- 21: Chuck Palahniuk’s Guts (26)
- 19: America’s Next Top Blogger (29)
- 19: Avitable helps the ladies of Cosmo (30)
- 18: Miss Britt Goes To Prison: A Story (39)
- 17: Kiss my blarney stone, by which I mean penis. (40)
- 16: Stick your LOL up your ROTFLMAO (46)
- 15: I could . . . (24)
- 14: Not my dog (27)
- 13: The Worst Twitter Party Ever (45)
- 12: I want to see your pussy (47)
- 11: Steal This Shirt! (39)
- 10: No cure for hiccups (30)
- 09: What I learned this weekend (49)
- 08: This is just me being lazy. (17)
- 07: My review of Watchmen (34)
- 06: Challenging the status quo (29)
- 05: Massaging your prostate for fun and profit (38)
- 04: TequilaCon 2009 (34)
- 03: Yes I posted.
- 03: If you’ve ever forwarded anything, read this post (43)
- 02: Avitablehood of the Traveling Pants (42)
- February 2009 (28)
- 28: Rest in Peace (32)
- 26: Avitable’s Gift Guide for the Four Year Old Girl (43)
- 26: Do you spank your kids? (44)
- 25: Super Happy Special Announcement (24)
- 24: Why I will never use 1-800-FLOWERS again (84)
- 23: Musically challenged (36)
- 22: Why penises are blind (69)
- 21: Old Man (21)
- 20: Secret Tweet Schadenfreude (23)
- 19: My impression of a baby (28)
- 18: $100 by any other name would still smell as sweet (38)
- 16: It is my goal to disagree with everyone who reads this post (96)
- 16: Nightmares, tornadoes, and Halloween (31)
- 15: You know you’re a Redneck Mommy when (16)
- 14: Hallmark needs to pay me millions. (29)
- 13: You. Are. Not. Safe. (23)
- 12: Ten Honest Things About Me (28)
- 11: Lazy fuckers and awesome bosses (27)
- 10: It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad lib (28)
- 09: Twittered out (70)
- 08: Where I’ll be Sunday morning (24)
- 07: Can’t read my handwriting (19)
- 06: Fun and prizes! Well, prizes at least. (23)
- 05: Turning over a new leaf (33)
- 04: Learning something from everyone (24)
- 03: Blowjob imitator (97)
- 02: Soup or bowl (72)
- 01: The lesbians I love (43)
- January 2009 (32)
- 31: Video killed the blogging star (17)
- 30: Next week, on Avitable. (37)
- 29: The black section? (40)
- 28: Spreading democracy like peanut butter (17)
- 28: Crackling and crispy (37)
- 27: I’m in Canada
- 26: Avitaweek 2009: It’s over, finally! (113)
- 25: Avitaweek 2009: No post today (12)
- 24: Avitaweek 2009: Hunting for ghosts (19)
- 23: Avitaweek 2009: The origins of Avitable (33)
- 22: Avitaweek 2009: Waterboarding isn’t a type of surfing? (41)
- 21: Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . . (43)
- 20: Avitaweek 2009: Obama’s Inauguration Speech! (32)
- 19: Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King (43)
- 18: Under cover of darkness (21)
- 17: Turned off the sarcasm machine (34)
- 16: I need the American Express black card (42)
- 15: A Fateful Trip (47)
- 14: Miami (18)
- 13: Only pedophiles lurk. (85)
- 12: People are greedy, obnoxious, and retarded (71)
- 11: Nobody expects the Snackiepoo Inquisition (49)
- 10: Playing with my new toy (28)
- 09: The Baddest Muthafaiqa Around (22)
- 08: Wonder Boner (28)
- 07: Hate me (46)
- 06: Early retirement (39)
- 05: I support my local economy! (53)
- 04: Magaziniac (33)
- 03: Worst post ever. (37)
- 02: The stupidity of random anger (29)
- 01: Pathetic end to a miserable year (43)
- December 2008 (31)
- 31: Top Ten Things that Didn’t Actually Happen (29)
- 30: Avitable’s top 10 movies of 2008 (41)
- 29: I want a Cadillac Escalade (33)
- 28: My prayer to Jeebus (28)
- 27: Liquid ass fire (31)
- 26: Pay One Million or Never See Avitable Again (19)
- 25: It’s Santastic! (29)
- 24: Who’s a bad ass now? (32)
- 23: The inevitable unavailability of Avitable (22)
- 22: Christmas Card (27)
- 21: I wonder if I committed a felony last night? (21)
- 20: I love a good prank video. (17)
- 19: Who knew I could be weird? (30)
- 18: C is for cookie. Well, and cock. (33)
- 17: Blog Anal. ysis. (37)
- 16: Dear Abby can suck a nut (20)
- 15: My interview with Caylee Anthony (43)
- 14: Who Wants To Be An Avitable? (38)
- 13: SNL is still funny (27)
- 12: How pure are you? (53)
- 11: Arranged marriages – old-fashioned and outdated? (50)
- 10: I obsess (28)
- 09: Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed (38)
- 08: Christmas and political correctness (150)
- 07: Need a programmer (21)
- 06: I am a 9-Layer Burrito (24)
- 05: All I wanted was to kill a few hookers (43)
- 04: Who’s the lucky winner? (38)
- 03: First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide (50)
- 02: Anybody live near Charlotte? (40)
- 01: I need your help, Internets. (62)
- November 2008 (30)
- 30: Is there anything I haven’t eaten this weekend? (42)
- 29: Has anybody seen? (47)
- 28: Need to know basis (37)
- 27: Thanky Hapsgiving (24)
- 26: Free Holiday Gift Giveaway (99)
- 25: Five questions from Avitable (65)
- 24: Let’s talk about theme park etiquette (52)
- 23: Too busy to blog (15)
- 22: One lucky fucking penguin (25)
- 21: One of the good guys (82)
- 20: I hate your kids (113)
- 19: Who wants a Christmas card? (38)
- 18: Calling all Indian and Middle Eastern stereotypes (37)
- 17: I love the gays (51)
- 16: Sunday Stealing (26)
- 15: Now you can see my balls live! (52)
- 14: Deal Breakers (85)
- 13: Seeing myself through your eyes. (61)
- 12: The moment none of you have been waiting for (25)
- 11: I hurt my back (43)
- 10: Method 4,982 to break blogger block (52)
- 09: The End of an Error (20)
- 08: I’m an idiot (32)
- 07: Amber Alert: Missing Children (44)
- 06: I’m looking for a few bad Republicans (97)
- 05: Props (37)
- 04: Most important day in American history (24)
- 03: Avitaween 2008, part 1 (51)
- 02: Are you retarded? (21)
- 01: Party Day! (17)
- October 2008 (31)
- 31: Happy Halloween! (45)
- 30: Sneak Peek (35)
- 29: There is indeed, a party in my pants. (40)
- 28: I must be getting old (59)
- 27: T Minus five (25)
- 26: I’m a fucking hot blogger and don’t you forget it (24)
- 25: This weekend (18)
- 24: Saint Croix sucks my left nut (42)
- 23: I’m home! And now it’s time for a story about a toilet. (60)
- 22: Sizing Up Our Final Frontiers (40)
- 21: Throbbing cock of doom (30)
- 20: No porn here! (9)
- 19: My head is just getting bigger by the second. And yes, I’m talking about my penis. (8)
- 18: Freud’s a fraud and Jung was too young (15)
- 17: Avitable . . . the Newest MacGyver (55)
- 16: Pakistan in the place where you were (32)
- 15: I’m like Jesus! (21)
- 14: Vacation or hell? (41)
- 13: Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary? (55)
- 12: I expect an explosion any second now (28)
- 11: 17 Year Old DJ Avitable (37)
- 10: Hot Nude Male Blogger Calendar (58)
- 09: Queer Eye for the Sunglassed Guy (68)
- 08: Hypocrisy pisses me off (40)
- 07: A letter attempting to collect a debt (51)
- 06: Joel McHale (27)
- 05: Plague or Wal-mart? (28)
- 04: Why I like Sarah Palin (64)
- 03: Ghost Hunters (39)
- 02: Porn or not? You decide. (SFW) (37)
- 01: Superhero (39)
- September 2008 (29)
- 30: I hate people (78)
- 29: Creepy Craigslist Crawlers (51)
- 28: Flashback: King of the Internet (15)
- 27: Masterdebater. Haiku. (25)
- 26: I love Sarah Silverman (27)
- 25: Drugs (93)
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- 01: Caustic Reviews for Bitchy People (0)
- December 2004 (32)
- 29: The most annoying song in the world (2)
- 29: From Heiress to Famous (1)
- 29: Could you work for someone that you don’t respect? (1)
- 23: Scared of Santa photo gallery (0)
- 22: Mike Tyson Quotes (1)
- 20: Technology is for the birds (0)
- 19: Building Jump (1)
- 19: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard (0)
- 19: The Hassidic Hip Hop Reggae of Matisyahu (0)
- 18: Creepy (1)
- 18: Yahoo! News – There She Is…China’s First Miss Plastic Surgery (0)
- 17: Radiohead (2)
- 17: Baby polar bears are cute. Too bad they’re going to grow up and eat you. (0)
- 14: Good readin’ (0)
- 14: Great Christmas Song (1)
- 14: An oldie but a goodie (0)
- 13: Ever wanted to know what your favorite animated character’s skeleton looked like? (0)
- 13: I pity the fool (1)
- 12: Sexual Harassment (0)
- 12: Pretty fucking cool. (0)
- 10: Great Christmas Gift and Stocking Stuffer for anyone (0)
- 09: The trailer for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (0)
- 09: Subtly Simpsons (0)
- 08: Photoshop Skills (0)
- 07: Ninjas (0)
- 07: This is for you – You know who you are. (0)
- 06: 1950′s Japanese sex manual. Young readers, take note. (0)
- 05: More email history (3)
- 05: Memories (8)
- 05: The only reason I’ll watch the Dukes of Hazzard movie, with Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott. (0)
- 03: Yiddish with Dick and Jane (2)
- 02: Ken Jennings may have purposely lost on Jeopardy, but he’s ok in my book. (0)
- November 2004 (37)
- 29: Paris Hilton Sex Tape (0)
- 27: There’s always someone bigger (0)
- 27: Buffy Season Six (4)
- 21: No time to blog (1)
- 21: Whack Your Boss (0)
- 20: Gawker Stalker (0)
- 19: The Dirty Punk Fuckin’ Anarchy Machine (1)
- 19: RoboDump 1.0 (0)
- 18: Chef Boyareyoujackingoffintothatfood? (1)
- 17: AOL Admits 40% of Subscribers Don’t Have Computers (1)
- 16: Michael Powell is a horrible fuck. (4)
- 16: Toy Story 3 (0)
- 15: News for the “sound-byte” generation (0)
- 14: Is it a dog toy or a marital aid? (0)
- 14: Ode to ODB before Kevin! (1)
- 13: Humanimals (0)
- 12: Another Cartoon for Kerry fans (0)
- 12: Cartoon for Kevin (1)
- 12: Naughty Origami (0)
- 11: Hanzi Smatter (3)
- 10: Virtual Bartender (1)
- 10: Willy Wonka (0)
- 09: Maybe Michael Moore’s not such a fat fucking idiot after all . . . Nah! (7)
- 08: The Dionaea House (1)
- 08: O Canada (0)
- 07: i’ll find my frog (0)
- 06: Maps can be fun (4)
- 05: Carnal Cookies (1)
- 05: Why you should not get plastic surgery from a guy called Dr. Nick who does work from his van. (1)
- 05: The Celibate FAQ (0)
- 05: Rodeohead (1)
- 05: Dear Limey assholes (1)
- 03: Kerry Concedes (3)
- 03: Breaking silly sex laws (1)
- 03: Interesting and stereotypical observation (0)
- 02: Erection Night. It’s a big erection. An important erection! (1)
- 02: Presidential Adventures (0)
- October 2004 (64)
- 30: This takes me one step closer to being anti-Bush (not anti-bush) (3)
- 30: Transcript of Osama Bin Laden’s latest tape (1)
- 29: My daddy killed me with a butcher knife. (1)
- 28: My wonderful wife (3)
- 28: John McCain for President – best idea I’ve heard. (2)
- 28: Your horoscope. (0)
- 27: I grabbed your boobs on Sunset. (1)
- 27: The Hypo-Allergenic Cat (1)
- 26: News about Star Wars (0)
- 25: Laugh at the PWNED bastard. (1)
- 25: Funny Microsoft Q Articles From The Microsoft Knowledge Base (0)
- 25: Great clips (0)
- 23: Is Bush suffering from pre-senile dementia? (0)
- 23: Jumper.jpg (3)
- 23: Humorous – Plastic Surgery Tips (2)
- 22: Flash game that makes you think? Fuck that. (1)
- 22: When Phobias Collide (0)
- 22: Resignation (2)
- 22: What I’m reading today (2)
- 21: Further fodder for fanatics fighting famed fraternal familiarity from furtive formal foundational fellowship (0)
- 21: Just Letters (0)
- 20: Jerkin the Gherkin, Playing Pocket Pool, Beating the Bishop (1)
- 20: Work music (1)
- 19: Geek-gasm (0)
- 17: I’m still laughing (1)
- 16: Team America: Trivia (0)
- 16: Pure genius (0)
- 16: What I’m reading (0)
- 15: The hybrid of Star Wars and Sheep. No, I’m serious. (0)
- 15: Animation fun. (0)
- 14: The Apprentice (1)
- 14: Dating and Relationship advice for retards, written by extreme retards (0)
- 14: Is the sun your friend? (1)
- 14: Internet Anagram Server (0)
- 14: The best xylophone in the whole world. (1)
- 14: Best friends abound (0)
- 14: The new Avitable Optima motherboard by Asus (0)
- 14: Busting the Biggest PC Myths (0)
- 14: Losing my mind (0)
- 13: Rocky Horror fans . . . (0)
- 12: Ferrets and Science (0)
- 11: Trey Parker and Matt Stone, geniuses. (1)
- 11: Dad’s Home (0)
- 11: Laughing at Japanese commercials – Fish-bulb head anyone? (0)
- 11: ‘Superman’ star Christopher Reeve dead at 52 (1)
- 08: Cutting and skin removal – Or, You are a sick twisted fuck, you stupid syphillis-ridden attention whore (1)
- 08: Tequilla (0)
- 08: The Human Face of Pedophilia (0)
- 08: Spiders (0)
- 07: Owned – Classic Internet Picture (0)
- 07: Zombie Infection Simulation v2.3 (2)
- 05: Guinness Book Records (0)
- 05: Canadian submarine issues distress call off Irish coast. In other news, Canada has submarines (0)
- 05: Curb your Enthusiasm (0)
- 05: Creeping apathy (0)
- 05: The Simpsons House: Photos (0)
- 04: I, for one, welcome our evil canine overlords (1)
- 04: Follow up – $50 bill not editable in Adobe Photoshop CS (0)
- 03: XXXX GALUMPIA ADULT XXXX (0)
- 03: killing baby seals (0)
- 02: Transformers: A History (0)
- 02: TV Intros (0)
- 01: Fucking Big Brother (0)
- 01: STDs and you (0)
- September 2004 (54)
- 30: What Men Talk About When They’re Alone (0)
- 29: Amuseful Quote (0)
- 29: MIT OpenCourseWare (0)
- 29: My Ecological Footprint (3)
- 29: Sketch a Move HotWheels (0)
- 29: Anne Rice’s Blood Canticle (The Vampire Chronicles) (1)
- 28: Pic of horrific storm damage in Sweden (1)
- 28: I finally get to steal something from my cousin. (1)
- 28: Lowbrow (0)
- 28: Cool (0)
- 27: Stanford Law Grad prostitutes herself to pay her loans (0)
- 27: Kids Say the Darnedest Shit (0)
- 27: Evil God Playing The Sims (0)
- 26: And now Hurricane Jeanne (0)
- 26: Teledildonics (0)
- 26: White Trash (0)
- 25: My feelings on outsourcing. (0)
- 24: Mmmmmm . . . . Cheesecake (0)
- 24: Here we go again . . . (0)
- 23: Welcome to Mandonna! (0)
- 23: OMG WTF! (0)
- 22: PizOWNED (0)
- 22: A page from the book, “How to Sell Effectively” (0)
- 22: The price is wrong, bitch! (0)
- 21: Past version of a computer in the future that is actually our present – confused yet? (0)
- 21: Hurricane Preparedness (0)
- 21: Suicide by Cobra (0)
- 21: Kites kill seven people. You heard me right – kites. (0)
- 21: Boots of Escapement (0)
- 21: Geekdom again . . . (0)
- 20: Blind Man kills Deaf Man (0)
- 19: Matthew Lesko – Ridiculous Infomercial Review (0)
- 17: Why does Mother Earth hate us so much? Fuck Gaea! (0)
- 15: Cast of Characters (1)
- 14: Things You’d Like To Say At Work, But Can’t (0)
- 14: Football commercial (0)
- 14: The Paper Napkin email rejection service (0)
- 14: 20 Questions – I am triumphant!! (2)
- 14: 20 Questions – this computer is awesome! (0)
- 13: Nerdville Express . . . next stop Comic Geekton (1)
- 13: Statistics and the art of number-reading (8)
- 13: Rejected: A Movie (0)
- 12: Sunday boring Sunday (0)
- 09: If it does this, I quit. (0)
- 08: Secret Paris cavern found (2)
- 07: Sprint almost drives me to suicide. (4)
- 07: Top 10 Celebrity Nip Slips (0)
- 07: Chat with a friend (0)
- 07: Freaky Nightmare (0)
- 06: Windy days (0)
- 05: They should rename hurricanes “fun-icanes”. (0)
- 02: Gmail invites (0)
- 02: Tricks of the Trade (0)
- 02: What’s with the fucking hurricanes? (0)
- August 2004 (23)
- 25: Today I hate everyone. (3)
- 24: Drawn Together – Black Chick’s Tongue in my mouth (0)
- 24: Title company from hell (2)
- 22: The Penis Prank: Do Those Penis Enlargement Pills Really Work? (1)
- 20: Weird Odd News (0)
- 20: Chattin’ with the wife. (1)
- 20: Friday (0)
- 17: Under my skin – Avril Lavigne (2)
- 17: We are alive and well (2)
- 13: Hurricane Charley (1)
- 13: My company is the devilspawn (0)
- 11: The Shitty Tipper Database (0)
- 10: Chevy Chase (1)
- 09: The English-to-American Dictionary (1)
- 08: The Scoop on Poop (0)
- 08: Sunday Photo and Caption (0)
- 08: Private California Schools Suck your Mom’s Dick (0)
- 06: New life for the blog (0)
- 04: Ahh! Kill it! What is that? Don’t open this link at work! (0)
- 04: How smart are you? (3)
- 03: Subservient President – George W. Bush, Jr. (0)
- 02: American Dad (0)
- 02: Man Studying English Causes Flight Diversion (0)
- July 2004 (23)
- 29: Further Coercion and Manipulation (1)
- 27: Back on the job again. (1)
- 26: Monday again (1)
- 22: Thursday – optimism rears its ugly head (2)
- 21: Day two (0)
- 20: Bloated shit-eating mother fucking asshole (0)
- 15: Myspace.com and Friendster – why do they exist? (2)
- 14: 10 Dumb Moments in Sci-Fi Cinema (0)
- 14: And you thought California public schools were bad (0)
- 14: Britney Spears and her roaming nipples (0)
- 14: Wired News: Bloggers Suffer Burnout (0)
- 13: Tuesday (0)
- 13: Tear in the Time/Space Fabric (0)
- 09: Feral Children – isolated, confined wild and wolf children (1)
- 09: Subservient Chicken (0)
- 08: Once More with Feeling (1)
- 07: Sorrento’s Fresh Fruit Italian (0)
- 07: Sex on stage (1)
- 07: Lightning strikes twice! (0)
- 07: Japanese Translation (0)
- 07: Chronicles of Narnia (0)
- 06: Manic Tuesday (0)
- 02: Pizza (9)
- June 2004 (11)
- 30: Today is a good day. (5)
- 29: Harry Potter (1)
- 27: GMail!! (4)
- 25: Johnny Cash (1)
- 24: Stupid Human Trick (2)
- 24: The one thing that I miss most from Los Angeles (0)
- 23: Why my job sucks hairy ass crack (0)
- 23: E-male! (1)
- 20: Los Angeles (0)
- 18: Why (8)
- 18: Number One (5)
