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- 28: Things I miss. Things I don't. (35)
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- 31: We cured AIDS! (11)
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- 08: My predictions for 2010 (78)
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- December 2009 (31)
- 31: The Top Ten Blogs of 2009 (75)
- 30: My Top Ten Posts of 2009 (39)
- 29: My Top Ten TV Shows of 2009 (57)
- 28: My Top Ten Movies of 2009 (69)
- 27: The cure for racism (18)
- 26: My review of Sherlock Holmes (13)
- 25: Saint Nips (13)
- 24: Twas the night (17)
- 23: Have you been naughty or nice? (38)
- 22: Soundtrack of my life (19)
- 21: My interview with Brittany Murphy (32)
- 20: My review of Avatar (Spoiler Free) (22)
- 19: Stare (27)
- 18: Sarah Palin is a respectful individual (47)
- 17: My interview with Oral Roberts (20)
- 16: The Twelve Days of Christmas (34)
- 15: Tugging (145)
- 14: What else is Tiger not telling us? (34)
- 13: Darwin at work (7)
- 12: RIPT Fusion – the Yummie Tummie for men (23)
- 11: Dear Avitable Weekly Column #1 (17)
- 10: Lazy Award Post Day (13)
- 09: Getting ready for Vegas (68)
- 08: My Interview with John Lennon (26)
- 07: Meredith Baxter-Birney is a lesbian and other surprises (63)
- 06: My review of Fantastic Mr. Fox (spoiler free) (14)
- 05: Pedophilia vs. Murder – which is worse? (77)
- 04: I'm a Gleek and proud of it (57)
- 03: Ask Adam (25)
- 02: If Dear Abby had a set of testicles (51)
- 01: Weight loss requirement to graduate college (32)
- November 2009 (30)
- 30: Fat naked guys are funny: A study (152)
- 29: Frozen (32)
- 28: Survey says . . . (24)
- 27: Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody (14)
- 26: From my table to yours (72)
- 25: Thankful (69)
- 24: Fatty McFatterson (126)
- 23: Levi Johnston: Beefcake or fraud? You decide. (37)
- 22: My Interview with Ken Ober (17)
- 21: The Great Interview Experiment (13)
- 20: What I've Learned From Mad Men (43)
- 19: The answers to life (64)
- 18: Thanksgiving in Florida (118)
- 17: If a Hilly drinks and there's nobody around, is she still drunk? (54)
- 16: The funniest book I've read all year (61)
- 15: Moon water (36)
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- 13: Bad motherlucker (47)
- 12: Next time your nose itches . . . (42)
- 11: Top 10 reasons I can't wait to see New Moon (97)
- 10: The methodology of consolation (59)
- 09: Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests! (11)
- 08: Dance monkey dance (49)
- 07: Twitter: Who should you follow? (160)
- 06: Avitable and the Proust Questionnaire (53)
- 05: Children's Gift Guide for People Who Hate Kids (83)
- 04: So you say it's your birthday . . . (18)
- 03: If I was a country music star (38)
- 02: Swine flu's still around? (27)
- 01: Dear trick or treaters (85)
- October 2009 (31)
- 31: Marry, Fuck, or Kill? (91)
- 30: Hottest Cartoon Characters (98)
- 29: Gang Rape: Looking deeper (175)
- 28: How to beat zombies (35)
- 27: Avitaween 2009: What I did with your vacation photos (37)
- 26: Halloween Party Recap Part 1 (31)
- 25: This is something that did NOT happen during the party (18)
- 24: Avitaween: Invaded! (21)
- 23: Rerun (17)
- 22: Halloween Sneak Peek 2 (20)
- 21: For Bug (62)
- 20: The science of naming planets (43)
- 19: The Guest List (68)
- 18: Halloween Sneak Peek! (23)
- 17: Do the Wave. The Google Wave (20)
- 16: Last Day to Buy Tickets! (9)
- 15: The things I wish I could do (63)
- 14: I hate puking (129)
- 13: The Office Wedding Dance (44)
- 12: Avitable's guide to becoming a rap star (33)
- 11: When crafts go horribly wrong (9)
- 10: Halloween Tickets and Vacation Photos (8)
- 09: Signs that you are in a dangerous relationship (35)
- 08: There comes a time in every man's life when he tries to suck his own dick (73)
- 07: Other ways the FTC should crack down on bloggers (44)
- 06: Balance (32)
- 05: Top Ten Reasons Chicago won't be Hosting the 2016 Olympics (39)
- 04: Avitter: The anti-social network #izeafest (24)
- 03: Halloween Party update! (5)
- 02: Today's post has nothing to do with vaginas or penises. (12)
- 01: Fuck you world
- September 2009 (30)
- 30: If Wishes Were Fake Horses (30)
- 29: Maybe not everybody should be allowed near a computer (37)
- 28: Raffle winners announced! (19)
- 27: What's Canadian for Tranny? (95)
- 26: My Review of Surrogates (29)
- 25: Compartmentalizing (81)
- 24: Bearded Adam vs. Beardless Adam (107)
- 23: If Avitable loses his beard and nobody's there, is he still Avitable? (184)
- 22: The Law of Nature (55)
- 21: My version of the Emmy Awards. (59)
- 20: Yes, YOU are invited! (25)
- 19: What I'm watching this TV season (86)
- 18: My rules of blogging (206)
- 17: My Interview with Henry Gibson (54)
- 16: Top Ten Movie Characters (87)
- 15: My Interview with Patrick Swayze (69)
- 14: "You Lie!" – The Joe Wilsonizer (57)
- 13: Monkeys like magic (9)
- 12: Halloween Party Tickets on Sale Now! (8)
- 11: Edna Prygyz – Project 2,996: Remembering 9/11 (152)
- 10: Unburden your soul (144)
- 09: The shallow movie critic II (21)
- 08: If I Won The Lottery (58)
- 07: A Danger to our Children: Presidential Address to Students (71)
- 06: Workout (66)
- 05: Things that are funnier than The Bill Engvall Show (57)
- 04: Headlines: The Rush Limbaugh Effect (46)
- 03: Buy This Shirt (19)
- 02: Shut the fucking baby-making factory down (136)
- 01: What Not to Name Your Baby (94)
- August 2009 (31)
- 31: Halloween Party 2009 Announcement! (15)
- 30: Ass sweat: a poem (58)
- 29: If Hitler found Avitable.com (54)
- 28: The Next Best Thing (91)
- 27: My Interview with Phillip Spicklefritz (60)
- 26: World Leaders Review Obama's Performance (47)
- 25: Me and the International Baccalaureate Program (102)
- 24: The First Day of School (89)
- 23: Ready for Monday (21)
- 22: Rerun Saturday: The Chocolate Covered Burrito (32)
- 21: Unicorns make everything more awesome (80)
- 20: Avitable answers your questions about health care reform (104)
- 19: My interview with Robert Novak from Crossfire (55)
- 18: Five things I hate about blogging (245)
- 17: No, you pour some sugar on me. (71)
- 16: The Quarter Century (47)
- 15: My review of The Time Traveler's Wife (Spoiler Free) (72)
- 14: Mother Truckers (57)
- 13: Ode to that guy riding a scooter (80)
- 12: More Twitter throughout history (71)
- 11: My Interview with John Hughes (64)
- 10: Jesus Fucking Christ (156)
- 09: Winners and Boozers (28)
- 08: Movie Reviews (Spoiler Free): GI Joe and Julie & Julia (45)
- 07: The Day That Twitter Died (122)
- 06: A Letter from Barack Obama (85)
- 05: How to escalate a service request (103)
- 04: Reason 4,887 that I hate people (137)
- 03: A vocabulary lemson (81)
- 02: Contest: Lazy Sunday is BACK! (42)
- 01: Narcissism 101 (69)
- July 2009 (31)
- 31: How to make dinner reservations (72)
- 30: Anatomy of a Post #BlogHer Avitable (97)
- 29: The Bloggers of #BlogHer09: Limericks are Hard (77)
- 28: The Diary of the Ugly Angel (67)
- 27: My Interview with #BlogHer09 (93)
- 26: Sunday rerun: A Letter to my Body #blogher (9)
- 25: The Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Poppy E. Cede (30)
- 24: What I think today will be like at #BlogHer (21)
- 23: Sex Toy Review Reruns (7)
- 22: A scientific study of the people attending #BlogHer. (68)
- 21: Getting to know Avitable #blogher (106)
- 20: My interview with Walter Cronkite (49)
- 19: My new favorite iPhone app – Bump #blogher (90)
- 18: Bollywood Night (56)
- 17: What Not to Do When Watching Harry Potter (84)
- 16: Avitable Love Fest: 20 Things I Want You To Hear (87)
- 15: MomDot Marketing Fail (141)
- 14: My review of Bruno (spoiler-free) (66)
- 13: Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer (106)
- 12: Laziest fucking Sunday ever. (9)
- 11: BlogHer 09 – If you could ask a man anything . . . (37)
- 10: Help me choose my next hairstyle (67)
- 09: Your TV education (78)
- 08: In the year 2057 (71)
- 07: The music that soothes my soul (143)
- 06: Learn How to Use Dirty Talk, the Avitable Way (102)
- 05: Sunday Becky Sunday (17)
- 04: Mastermind (11)
- 03: Avitable at BlogHer 2009 (87)
- 02: If I was on TV (48)
- 01: I am fat (414)
- June 2009 (30)
- 30: Watch Adam's Head Explode (67)
- 29: My interview with Billy Mays, Pitchman Extraordinaire (58)
- 28: Avitable: Tshirt Whore (32)
- 27: The one where Avitable tries not to vomit (95)
- 26: My interview with Michael Jackson, the King of Pop (75)
- 25: The Fun Police (94)
- 24: My interview with Ed McMahon (75)
- 23: The Other Pevensie (48)
- 22: If we always had Twitter (93)
- 21: In Memoriam (2)
- 20: Things I learned at Universal Studios (40)
- 19: For my brain, it's a three-day weekend (46)
- 18: 5 Years of Avitable and the World Hasn't Ended Yet. (455)
- 17: Avitable's rules for life (112)
- 16: Haiku: The ConFab version (56)
- 14: Sarcasticastic (13)
- 14: Sunday tired Sunday (22)
- 13: The lucky world of the motherfucker (54)
- 12: Just call us Alimartellable (13)
- 11: Avitable's Halloween Party 2009 (25)
- 10: My weekend in Boston OR How I had to poop (69)
- 09: Top 10 Things Your iPhone Won't Do (83)
- 08: My weekend (19)
- 07: A b-? No, not a b-. A balm. (29)
- 06: S&M melts in your crotch, not in your hands: Product Review (26)
- 05: An Interview with David Carradine (56)
- 04: The shallow movie critic (56)
- 03: Lazy wasn't an option? (20)
- 02: Bob Vila would shoot me in the face with a nailgun (115)
- 01: Pamela the Luscious Love Doll (65)
- May 2009 (31)
- 31: My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free) (18)
- 30: Something to ponder (78)
- 29: Lazy Friday: 300 baud modem from 1964 (13)
- 28: New ways to be offended by the Internet (87)
- 27: The one where I get shot (53)
- 26: Hey little girl, want some candy? (82)
- 25: Memorial Day – Dead Soldiers Only Need Apply (75)
- 24: Elementary, my dear Watson (22)
- 23: My review of Terminator: Salvation (Spoiler Free) (41)
- 22: Absence apparently made the heart grow smaller (67)
- 21: Carbs can be good for you (38)
- 20: What should you do this summer? (47)
- 19: Fuck My Life: A Dramatic Reading (63)
- 18: America's Next Top Moob Contest (50)
- 17: How to pronounce Avitable (70)
- 16: Breaking the fourth Whall
- 15: Bullets, bracelets and breastesses (29)
- 14: Two Truths and a Lie (41)
- 13: Candy canes from heaven (48)
- 12: The Tower of Techno-Babel (19)
- 11: Avitable's guide to when it's okay to abuse your wife (32)
- 10: Famous moms in history (18)
- 09: Today is like Jesus's birthday but more important, see? (16)
- 08: What I Learned From my Mother (25)
- 07: Kentucky Free Chicken: A taste test (54)
- 06: Censored, part deux (58)
- 05: Number One Gilmore Girls Fan (54)
- 04: Not the first time the police have shown up at my door (106)
- 03: The Slapchop Rap (16)
- 02: Music Review: The Receders "One Night Stand" (12)
- 01: Memes are so 2007 (31)
- April 2009 (30)
- 30: Swine flu and you (43)
- 29: Ode to my grandfather (56)
- 28: Love for the Mormons (47)
- 27: Treasure among trash: the London Symphony Orchestra in Daytona Beach (35)
- 26: RIP Bea Arthur (21)
- 25: Best of America's Funniest Home Videos (28)
- 24: My review of Star Trek (28)
- 23: Nesting Dolls (28)
- 22: Avitable's guide to killing your family (50)
- 21: My conversation with Stephen Hawking (23)
- 20: Yearbooking yourself is not a euphemism for nutshots in your yearbook (19)
- 19: Caption This (59)
- 18: It's all relative (27)
- 17: Teabagging is only the beginning. #teaparty (55)
- 16: Bucket list and Fuck it list (39)
- 15: We can fix your life (22)
- 14: I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's. (51)
- 13: Amazon Fail – more to the story #amazonfail (27)
- 12: Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter (51)
- 11: Avitable's Top 10 Movies of the Aughts (41)
- 10: New Guerilla Advertising Technique: Bag O' Rocks (25)
- 09: A cat named Twitter (58)
- 08: What else do I dislike? (67)
- 07: Breastfeeding is creepy (132)
- 06: Movie Review: Sour Milk (29)
- 05: The Lottery (32)
- 04: Padma and Hardees (30)
- 03: Friday is for bullets. (56)
- 02: Oh, the friends I have . . . (31)
- 01: Help me start a new tradition. (36)
- March 2009 (31)
- 31: Don't look! (22)
- 30: I Am Not The World's Strongest Man (26)
- 29: What I did for Earth Hour (43)
- 28: Lovebugs: a lovestory (31)
- 27: General anesthesia (33)
- 26: There ain't no guy going at me that way (26)
- 25: I can hear an echo…cardiogram (53)
- 24: Todave is an important dave. (21)
- 23: Twitter apps we all need (25)
- 22: Verbally Abuse Avitable Day (66)
- 21: Chuck Palahniuk's Guts (26)
- 19: America's Next Top Blogger (29)
- 19: Avitable helps the ladies of Cosmo (30)
- 18: Miss Britt Goes To Prison: A Story (39)
- 17: Kiss my blarney stone, by which I mean penis. (40)
- 16: Stick your LOL up your ROTFLMAO (46)
- 15: I could . . . (24)
- 14: Not my dog (27)
- 13: The Worst Twitter Party Ever (45)
- 12: I want to see your pussy (46)
- 11: Steal This Shirt! (39)
- 10: No cure for hiccups (30)
- 09: What I learned this weekend (49)
- 08: This is just me being lazy. (17)
- 07: My review of Watchmen (34)
- 06: Challenging the status quo (29)
- 05: Massaging your prostate for fun and profit (38)
- 04: TequilaCon 2009 (34)
- 03: Yes I posted.
- 03: If you've ever forwarded anything, read this post (43)
- 02: Avitablehood of the Traveling Pants (42)
- February 2009 (29)
- 28: Rest in Peace (32)
- 26: Avitable's Gift Guide for the Four Year Old Girl (43)
- 26: Do you spank your kids? (44)
- 25: Super Happy Special Announcement (24)
- 25: About Amy (27)
- 24: Why I will never use 1-800-FLOWERS again (83)
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- 18: $100 by any other name would still smell as sweet (38)
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- 16: Nightmares, tornadoes, and Halloween (31)
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- 14: Hallmark needs to pay me millions. (29)
- 13: You. Are. Not. Safe. (23)
- 12: Ten Honest Things About Me (28)
- 11: Lazy fuckers and awesome bosses (27)
- 10: It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad lib (28)
- 09: Twittered out (70)
- 08: Where I'll be Sunday morning (24)
- 07: Can't read my handwriting (19)
- 06: Fun and prizes! Well, prizes at least. (23)
- 05: Turning over a new leaf (33)
- 04: Learning something from everyone (24)
- 03: Blowjob imitator (97)
- 02: Soup or bowl (72)
- 01: The lesbians I love (43)
- January 2009 (32)
- 31: Video killed the blogging star (17)
- 30: Next week, on Avitable. (37)
- 29: The black section? (37)
- 28: Spreading democracy like peanut butter (17)
- 28: Crackling and crispy (37)
- 27: I'm in Canada
- 26: Avitaweek 2009: It's over, finally! (113)
- 25: Avitaweek 2009: No post today (12)
- 24: Avitaweek 2009: Hunting for ghosts (19)
- 23: Avitaweek 2009: The origins of Avitable (33)
- 22: Avitaweek 2009: Waterboarding isn't a type of surfing? (41)
- 21: Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . . (43)
- 20: Avitaweek 2009: Obama's Inauguration Speech! (32)
- 19: Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King (43)
- 18: Under cover of darkness (21)
- 17: Turned off the sarcasm machine (34)
- 16: I need the American Express black card (41)
- 15: A Fateful Trip (47)
- 14: Miami (18)
- 13: Only pedophiles lurk. (85)
- 12: People are greedy, obnoxious, and retarded (71)
- 11: Nobody expects the Snackiepoo Inquisition (49)
- 10: Playing with my new toy (28)
- 09: The Baddest Muthafaiqa Around (22)
- 08: Wonder Boner (28)
- 07: Hate me (46)
- 06: Early retirement (39)
- 05: I support my local economy! (53)
- 04: Magaziniac (33)
- 03: Worst post ever. (37)
- 02: The stupidity of random anger (29)
- 01: Pathetic end to a miserable year (43)
- December 2008 (31)
- 31: Top Ten Things that Didn't Actually Happen (29)
- 30: Avitable's top 10 movies of 2008 (41)
- 29: I want a Cadillac Escalade (33)
- 28: My prayer to Jeebus (28)
- 27: Liquid ass fire (31)
- 26: Pay One Million or Never See Avitable Again (19)
- 25: It's Santastic! (29)
- 24: Who's a bad ass now? (32)
- 23: The inevitable unavailability of Avitable (22)
- 22: Christmas Card (27)
- 21: I wonder if I committed a felony last night? (21)
- 20: I love a good prank video. (17)
- 19: Who knew I could be weird? (30)
- 18: C is for cookie. Well, and cock. (33)
- 17: Blog Anal. ysis. (37)
- 16: Dear Abby can suck a nut (20)
- 15: My interview with Caylee Anthony (39)
- 14: Who Wants To Be An Avitable? (38)
- 13: SNL is still funny (27)
- 12: How pure are you? (53)
- 11: Arranged marriages – old-fashioned and outdated? (47)
- 10: I obsess (28)
- 09: Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed (38)
- 08: Christmas and political correctness (150)
- 07: Need a programmer (21)
- 06: I am a 9-Layer Burrito (24)
- 05: All I wanted was to kill a few hookers (43)
- 04: Who's the lucky winner? (38)
- 03: First Annual Avitable Holiday Gift Guide (50)
- 02: Anybody live near Charlotte? (40)
- 01: I need your help, Internets. (62)
- November 2008 (30)
- 30: Is there anything I haven't eaten this weekend? (42)
- 29: Has anybody seen? (47)
- 28: Need to know basis (37)
- 27: Thanky Hapsgiving (24)
- 26: Free Holiday Gift Giveaway (98)
- 25: Five questions from Avitable (65)
- 24: Let's talk about theme park etiquette (52)
- 23: Too busy to blog (15)
- 22: One lucky fucking penguin (25)
- 21: One of the good guys (82)
- 20: I hate your kids (88)
- 19: Who wants a Christmas card? (36)
- 18: Calling all Indian and Middle Eastern stereotypes (37)
- 17: I love the gays (51)
- 16: Sunday Stealing (26)
- 15: Now you can see my balls live! (52)
- 14: Deal Breakers (84)
- 13: Seeing myself through your eyes. (60)
- 12: The moment none of you have been waiting for (25)
- 11: I hurt my back (43)
- 10: Method 4,982 to break blogger block (52)
- 09: The End of an Error (20)
- 08: I'm an idiot (32)
- 07: Amber Alert: Missing Children (44)
- 06: I'm looking for a few bad Republicans (97)
- 05: Props (37)
- 04: Most important day in American history (24)
- 03: Avitaween 2008, part 1 (51)
- 02: Are you retarded? (21)
- 01: Party Day! (17)
- October 2008 (31)
- 31: Happy Halloween! (45)
- 30: Sneak Peek (35)
- 29: There is indeed, a party in my pants. (40)
- 28: I must be getting old (59)
- 27: T Minus five (25)
- 26: I'm a fucking hot blogger and don't you forget it (24)
- 25: This weekend (18)
- 24: Saint Croix sucks my left nut (42)
- 23: I'm home! And now it's time for a story about a toilet. (60)
- 22: Sizing Up Our Final Frontiers (40)
- 21: Throbbing cock of doom (30)
- 20: No porn here! (9)
- 19: My head is just getting bigger by the second. And yes, I'm talking about my penis. (8)
- 18: Freud's a fraud and Jung was too young (15)
- 17: Avitable . . . the Newest MacGyver (55)
- 16: Pakistan in the place where you were (32)
- 15: I'm like Jesus! (21)
- 14: Vacation or hell? (41)
- 13: Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary? (55)
- 12: I expect an explosion any second now (28)
- 11: 17 Year Old DJ Avitable (37)
- 10: Hot Nude Male Blogger Calendar (58)
- 09: Queer Eye for the Sunglassed Guy (68)
- 08: Hypocrisy pisses me off (40)
- 07: A letter attempting to collect a debt (44)
- 06: Joel McHale (27)
- 05: Plague or Wal-mart? (28)
- 04: Why I like Sarah Palin (64)
- 03: Ghost Hunters (39)
- 02: Porn or not? You decide. (SFW) (37)
- 01: Superhero (39)
- September 2008 (30)
- 30: I hate people (78)
- 29: Creepy Craigslist Crawlers (51)
- 28: Flashback: King of the Internet (15)
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- 29: Could you work for someone that you don't respect? (1)
- 23: Scared of Santa photo gallery (0)
- 22: Mike Tyson Quotes (1)
- 20: Technology is for the birds (0)
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- November 2004 (37)
- 29: Paris Hilton Sex Tape (0)
- 27: There's always someone bigger (0)
- 27: Buffy Season Six (4)
- 21: No time to blog (1)
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- 05: Dear Limey assholes (1)
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- 03: Breaking silly sex laws (1)
- 03: Interesting and stereotypical observation (0)
- 02: Erection Night. It's a big erection. An important erection! (1)
- 02: Presidential Adventures (0)
- October 2004 (64)
- 30: This takes me one step closer to being anti-Bush (not anti-bush) (3)
- 30: Transcript of Osama Bin Laden's latest tape (1)
- 29: My daddy killed me with a butcher knife. (1)
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- 21: Kites kill seven people. You heard me right – kites. (0)
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- 25: Today I hate everyone. (3)
- 24: Drawn Together – Black Chick's Tongue in my mouth (0)
- 24: Title company from hell (2)
- 22: The Penis Prank: Do Those Penis Enlargement Pills Really Work? (1)
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- 13: My company is the devilspawn (0)
- 11: The Shitty Tipper Database (0)
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- 08: Private California Schools Suck your Mom's Dick (0)
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- 02: Man Studying English Causes Flight Diversion (0)
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- 29: Further Coercion and Manipulation (1)
- 27: Back on the job again. (1)
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- 22: Thursday – optimism rears its ugly head (2)
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- 15: Myspace.com and Friendster – why do they exist? (2)
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- 30: Today is a good day. (5)
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- Big Black Fuck Ox, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 (24)
- Maximum protection, Tuesday, October 2, 2007 (51)
- What could be worse?, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 (32)
- It's been too long, Thursday, September 6, 2007 (84)
- Driving while under the influence of no pants, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 (57)
- u r sew kewl, Monday, July 2, 2007 (64)
- I'm here to help., Monday, June 4, 2007 (74)
- My first time, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 (58)
- Always read the fine print, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 (60)
- I'm here to teach, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 (58)
- Sex sells, Thursday, April 5, 2007 (56)
- A limerick on April 1, Sunday, April 1, 2007 (32)
- The winner and more, Friday, March 30, 2007 (58)
- Fisting, Saturday, March 24, 2007 (6)
- 1988 De-classified, Friday, March 9, 2007 (15)
General (288)
- Chat Roulette, Thursday, March 18, 2010 (25)
- Florida Strawberry Festival, Sunday, March 14, 2010 (48)
- Pants, Friday, March 12, 2010 (50)
- Where's the strangest place you've ever made whoopie?, Wednesday, March 10, 2010 (22)
- My weekend in haiku, Monday, March 8, 2010 (50)
- I need your music suggestions., Wednesday, March 3, 2010 (64)
- The tsunami that hit Hawaii, Monday, March 1, 2010 (22)
- I want an orangutan!, Saturday, February 27, 2010 (23)
- How to make everything more awesome, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 (65)
- In the year 2042, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 (43)
- The things I've learned from Hilly, Monday, February 22, 2010 (49)
- Bullets, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 (143)
- Rejected Winter Olympic Sports, Monday, February 15, 2010 (36)
- Woman's Last Stand, Saturday, February 13, 2010 (11)
- Ways to make the Super Bowl more exciting, Monday, February 8, 2010 (49)
- Get on the Hilly Train, Sunday, February 7, 2010 (47)
- We cured AIDS!, Sunday, January 31, 2010 (11)
- Baby doll sugar honeypie, Saturday, January 30, 2010 (89)
- Apple's new product launching today, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 (35)
- My week of lazy is almost over, Saturday, January 16, 2010 (11)
- It's no "Glee"., Friday, January 15, 2010 (26)
- Fails of 2009, Wednesday, January 13, 2010 (19)
- I need volunteers!, Tuesday, January 12, 2010 (98)
- Wednesday will be a good day, Sunday, January 10, 2010 (20)
- My predictions for 2010, Friday, January 8, 2010 (78)
- Will you ever eat pork again?, Sunday, January 3, 2010 (48)
- The cure for racism, Sunday, December 27, 2009 (18)
- What else is Tiger not telling us?, Monday, December 14, 2009 (34)
- Meredith Baxter-Birney is a lesbian and other surprises, Monday, December 7, 2009 (63)
- Weight loss requirement to graduate college, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 (32)
- Thankful, Wednesday, November 25, 2009 (69)
- The answers to life, Thursday, November 19, 2009 (64)
- Moon water, Sunday, November 15, 2009 (36)
- Nada, Saturday, November 14, 2009 (34)
- Bad motherlucker, Friday, November 13, 2009 (47)
- If I was a country music star, Tuesday, November 3, 2009 (38)
- Dear trick or treaters, Sunday, November 1, 2009 (85)
- The science of naming planets, Tuesday, October 20, 2009 (43)
- The things I wish I could do, Thursday, October 15, 2009 (63)
- Top Ten Reasons Chicago won't be Hosting the 2016 Olympics, Monday, October 5, 2009 (39)
- Bearded Adam vs. Beardless Adam, Thursday, September 24, 2009 (107)
- If I Won The Lottery, Tuesday, September 8, 2009 (58)
- Workout, Sunday, September 6, 2009 (66)
- Things that are funnier than The Bill Engvall Show, Saturday, September 5, 2009 (57)
- Shut the fucking baby-making factory down, Wednesday, September 2, 2009 (136)
- What Not to Name Your Baby, Tuesday, September 1, 2009 (94)
- Me and the International Baccalaureate Program, Tuesday, August 25, 2009 (102)
- Unicorns make everything more awesome, Friday, August 21, 2009 (80)
- Ode to that guy riding a scooter, Thursday, August 13, 2009 (80)
- More Twitter throughout history, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 (71)
- A Letter from Barack Obama, Thursday, August 6, 2009 (85)
- A vocabulary lemson, Monday, August 3, 2009 (81)
- How to make dinner reservations, Friday, July 31, 2009 (72)
- The Diary of the Ugly Angel, Tuesday, July 28, 2009 (67)
- My new favorite iPhone app - Bump #blogher, Sunday, July 19, 2009 (90)
- In the year 2057, Wednesday, July 8, 2009 (71)
- The music that soothes my soul, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 (143)
- Mastermind, Saturday, July 4, 2009 (11)
- The Fun Police, Thursday, June 25, 2009 (94)
- Things I learned at Universal Studios, Saturday, June 20, 2009 (40)
- Avitable's rules for life, Wednesday, June 17, 2009 (112)
- Sunday tired Sunday, Sunday, June 14, 2009 (22)
- My weekend in Boston OR How I had to poop, Wednesday, June 10, 2009 (69)
- My weekend, Monday, June 8, 2009 (19)
- The shallow movie critic, Thursday, June 4, 2009 (56)
- Bob Vila would shoot me in the face with a nailgun, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 (115)
- Something to ponder, Saturday, May 30, 2009 (78)
- Hey little girl, want some candy?, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (82)
- Carbs can be good for you, Thursday, May 21, 2009 (38)
- Two Truths and a Lie, Thursday, May 14, 2009 (41)
- Famous moms in history, Sunday, May 10, 2009 (18)
- Love for the Mormons, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 (47)
- RIP Bea Arthur, Sunday, April 26, 2009 (21)
- I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's., Tuesday, April 14, 2009 (51)
- Amazon Fail - more to the story #amazonfail, Monday, April 13, 2009 (27)
- Avitable's Top 10 Movies of the Aughts, Saturday, April 11, 2009 (41)
- Movie Review: Sour Milk, Monday, April 6, 2009 (29)
- The Lottery, Sunday, April 5, 2009 (32)
- Oh, the friends I have . . ., Thursday, April 2, 2009 (31)
- Don't look!, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 (22)
- General anesthesia, Friday, March 27, 2009 (33)
- There ain't no guy going at me that way, Thursday, March 26, 2009 (26)
- I can hear an echo...cardiogram, Wednesday, March 25, 2009 (53)
- Twitter apps we all need, Monday, March 23, 2009 (25)
- Verbally Abuse Avitable Day, Sunday, March 22, 2009 (66)
- Chuck Palahniuk's Guts, Saturday, March 21, 2009 (26)
- America's Next Top Blogger, Thursday, March 19, 2009 (29)
- Avitable helps the ladies of Cosmo, Thursday, March 19, 2009 (30)
- Kiss my blarney stone, by which I mean penis., Tuesday, March 17, 2009 (40)
- Stick your LOL up your ROTFLMAO, Monday, March 16, 2009 (46)
- I could . . ., Sunday, March 15, 2009 (24)
- The Worst Twitter Party Ever, Friday, March 13, 2009 (45)
- What I learned this weekend, Monday, March 9, 2009 (49)
- My review of Watchmen, Saturday, March 7, 2009 (34)
- Yes I posted., Tuesday, March 3, 2009
- Avitablehood of the Traveling Pants, Monday, March 2, 2009 (42)
- Musically challenged, Monday, February 23, 2009 (36)
- Old Man, Saturday, February 21, 2009 (21)
- You know you're a Redneck Mommy when, Sunday, February 15, 2009 (16)
- You. Are. Not. Safe., Friday, February 13, 2009 (23)
- Twittered out, Monday, February 9, 2009 (70)
- Soup or bowl, Monday, February 2, 2009 (72)
- Video killed the blogging star, Saturday, January 31, 2009 (17)
- Next week, on Avitable., Friday, January 30, 2009 (37)
- I need the American Express black card, Friday, January 16, 2009 (41)
- Only pedophiles lurk., Tuesday, January 13, 2009 (85)
- Early retirement, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 (39)
- I support my local economy!, Monday, January 5, 2009 (53)
- Magaziniac, Sunday, January 4, 2009 (33)
- Top Ten Things that Didn't Actually Happen, Wednesday, December 31, 2008 (29)
- Avitable's top 10 movies of 2008, Tuesday, December 30, 2008 (41)
- My prayer to Jeebus, Sunday, December 28, 2008 (28)
- Liquid ass fire, Saturday, December 27, 2008 (31)
- Christmas Card, Monday, December 22, 2008 (27)
- I wonder if I committed a felony last night?, Sunday, December 21, 2008 (21)
- Need a programmer, Sunday, December 7, 2008 (21)
- Anybody live near Charlotte?, Tuesday, December 2, 2008 (40)
- I need your help, Internets., Monday, December 1, 2008 (62)
- Is there anything I haven't eaten this weekend?, Sunday, November 30, 2008 (42)
- Has anybody seen?, Saturday, November 29, 2008 (47)
- Need to know basis, Friday, November 28, 2008 (37)
- Thanky Hapsgiving, Thursday, November 27, 2008 (24)
- Seeing myself through your eyes., Thursday, November 13, 2008 (60)
- I hurt my back, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 (43)
- Happy Halloween!, Friday, October 31, 2008 (45)
- I'm home! And now it's time for a story about a toilet., Thursday, October 23, 2008 (60)
- Vacation or hell?, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 (41)
- I expect an explosion any second now, Sunday, October 12, 2008 (28)
- 17 Year Old DJ Avitable, Saturday, October 11, 2008 (37)
- Joel McHale, Monday, October 6, 2008 (27)
- Plague or Wal-mart?, Sunday, October 5, 2008 (28)
- Ghost Hunters, Friday, October 3, 2008 (39)
- Naturally Occurring Transsexuals, Friday, September 19, 2008 (41)
- A video to distract you from the miscellany, Thursday, September 18, 2008 (28)
- I have lazy-brained readers. Oh, and there are prizes., Friday, September 12, 2008 (57)
- Words can be fun, you ignoranus., Thursday, September 4, 2008 (75)
- NEW TV SEASON!, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 (63)
- Red Erect, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 (16)
- Sunday's my day of rest., Sunday, August 24, 2008 (33)
- Got somewhere better to be?, Saturday, August 23, 2008 (13)
- Free balling should be an Olympic sport, Thursday, August 21, 2008 (62)
- Fucking hurricane pussies cocksucking shitburger, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 (63)
- Mindless blather, Saturday, August 16, 2008 (29)
- Blech, Friday, August 15, 2008 (62)
- Upping the ante, Monday, August 11, 2008 (49)
- Do people read blogs on Saturdays?, Saturday, August 9, 2008 (128)
- Rocking out with her brass balls out, Monday, August 4, 2008 (45)
- So. Exhausted., Friday, August 1, 2008 (41)
- Best Superhero Movies, Tuesday, July 29, 2008 (52)
- Fantastic Waste of Time, Monday, July 28, 2008 (26)
- Aw, fuck it., Friday, July 25, 2008 (48)
- How to survive a July weekend in Florida without air conditioning, Monday, July 21, 2008 (67)
- Dr. Horrible, Saturday, July 19, 2008 (33)
- My problem with BlogHer, Friday, July 18, 2008 (87)
- Getting nailed, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 (37)
- Battered and bruised, Monday, July 14, 2008 (60)
- Myocardial Infraction, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 (41)
- Ready for Monday, Monday, July 7, 2008 (60)
- I ain't got shit, Saturday, July 5, 2008 (22)
- The Throne Room, Thursday, July 3, 2008 (74)
- Life on Mars, Saturday, June 28, 2008 (29)
- Candy giveaway, Friday, June 27, 2008 (59)
- Why I'm the best boss ever., Wednesday, June 25, 2008 (74)
- Movies, movies, movies, Monday, June 23, 2008 (62)
- I've been putting this off, Friday, June 20, 2008 (117)
- Hot wax attack, Thursday, June 19, 2008 (73)
- Where's the hate and negativity?, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 (52)
- Tareagahg2g2jlkfrk, Monday, June 16, 2008 (39)
- Deadline, Saturday, June 14, 2008 (37)
- Daycare and Avitable, Friday, June 13, 2008 (63)
- Bowleris Moronicus, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 (64)
- Pedophobe, Monday, June 9, 2008 (64)
- Funny, funny, funny . . ., Tuesday, May 27, 2008 (65)
- Brrrrinnnnggg, Thursday, May 22, 2008 (64)
- Grand Theft Autoerotica, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 (47)
- Plum, Monday, May 19, 2008 (54)
- Mary Worth likes anal sex., Wednesday, May 14, 2008 (43)
- Quizvitable, Thursday, May 8, 2008 (71)
- Musings, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 (49)
- Don't bother reading this., Sunday, May 4, 2008 (10)
- So tiiireddzzzzzz, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 (43)
- I Has Flavor?, Thursday, April 24, 2008 (55)
- Comfort food is . . ., Wednesday, April 16, 2008 (104)
- Fuck Monday already!, Monday, April 14, 2008 (21)
- The high of chewing, Friday, April 11, 2008 (71)
- Fucking Brighthouse, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 (60)
- English MacGuffin, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 (54)
- Let's get frivolous, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 (79)
- Controlfreak, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 (69)
- Nostalgia, Thursday, March 20, 2008 (37)
- Smellophobic, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 (74)
- I should be a TV exec, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 (57)
- Faticide, Thursday, March 13, 2008 (73)
- Humor blogs, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 (38)
- Misc Mon, Monday, March 3, 2008 (38)
- Avikipedia, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 (56)
- Days of Blunder, Monday, February 18, 2008 (75)
- An Open Letter, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 (55)
- Fuck., Monday, February 4, 2008 (35)
- I'm a thief, Friday, February 1, 2008 (46)
- It's genetic, Thursday, January 31, 2008 (43)
- Miss Elaine Eous, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 (30)
- Distraction, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 (24)
- Folly of the gods, Monday, January 7, 2008 (58)
- Advice to Blog365, Thursday, January 3, 2008 (61)
- Countdown, continued, Friday, December 28, 2007 (52)
- End of the Year Countdown, Thursday, December 27, 2007 (41)
- Aftermath, Wednesday, December 26, 2007 (42)
- Starcocks, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 (46)
- Help!, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 (81)
- Movies in 5 Seconds, Thursday, November 29, 2007 (25)
- Lessons must be taught!, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 (51)
- Touching MyElf, Monday, November 26, 2007 (32)
- Super mondo big announcement!, Monday, November 19, 2007 (27)
- Back to all peaks, Friday, November 16, 2007 (22)
- Pissunderstanding, Friday, November 9, 2007 (30)
- Punch Men Syndrome, Thursday, November 8, 2007 (39)
- Prep, Saturday, October 27, 2007 (21)
- Airport, Thursday, October 18, 2007 (39)
- Translator, Monday, October 15, 2007 (36)
- Shooting straight, Thursday, October 11, 2007 (44)
- Waste Your Time Tuesday, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 (35)
- I'd bet, Saturday, October 6, 2007 (16)
- Tina, tina, tina . . ., Friday, October 5, 2007 (32)
- Hard hitting, Wednesday, October 3, 2007 (41)
- Dead from the Waist Down, Monday, October 1, 2007 (34)
- Important question, Friday, September 21, 2007 (43)
- Kyoo enn Ayy, Thursday, September 20, 2007 (41)
- Bullets over Birch Blvd., Tuesday, September 18, 2007 (38)
- What a difference, Friday, September 14, 2007 (24)
- Bird's Eye and more, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 (47)
- Reality show ideas, Monday, September 10, 2007 (43)
- Verklempt., Saturday, September 8, 2007 (17)
- Toothpicks, Friday, September 7, 2007 (47)
- War has nothing on babysitting, Monday, September 3, 2007 (46)
- Mad Libs, Monday, August 27, 2007 (22)
- Recap, Saturday, August 25, 2007 (23)
- Fishpen, Friday, August 24, 2007 (41)
- The first day., Monday, August 20, 2007 (53)
- Yeah, so I lied., Saturday, August 18, 2007 (20)
- Ok, I admit it., Tuesday, August 14, 2007 (46)
- So clever, Monday, August 13, 2007 (28)
- Physical labor is beneath me., Saturday, August 11, 2007 (33)
- Finally, Friday, August 3, 2007 (44)
- My Lessons, Monday, July 30, 2007 (35)
- Counting down . . ., Friday, July 27, 2007 (40)
- Ended weakly., Monday, July 23, 2007 (59)
- Gonna dip my balls in it, Friday, July 20, 2007 (83)
- Nothing to post today, Thursday, July 19, 2007 (46)
- Is this what it takes?, Thursday, July 12, 2007 (46)
- Burt's Mustache, Tuesday, July 10, 2007
- Lies of Omission, Monday, July 9, 2007 (47)
- Sunday?, Sunday, July 8, 2007 (20)
- I love Michael Bay, Friday, June 29, 2007 (125)
- Hurricane Britt, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 (49)
- Lesson in Optimism, Thursday, June 21, 2007 (57)
- Courtesy, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 (71)
- Well, shoot, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 (61)
- Forgot about sleep, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 (61)
- Weak End, Monday, May 28, 2007 (44)
- Sage advice, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 (69)
- Compelling rationale, Monday, May 21, 2007 (82)
- Mother's Day - what's the point?, Monday, May 14, 2007 (48)
- Last night's dinner, Thursday, May 10, 2007 (92)
- Cinco de Mayo, Saturday, May 5, 2007 (49)
- Misogyny, Monday, April 30, 2007 (136)
- The truth . . . for once, Saturday, April 21, 2007 (39)
- 50 Things I Have Done, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 (66)
- Bullets are flying, Friday, April 13, 2007 (51)
- Fuckin' Hump Day, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 (55)
- Momma told me not to be a whore, Friday, April 6, 2007 (81)
- Reflecting on yesterday, Monday, April 2, 2007 (50)
- Avitopia has arrived, Tuesday, March 27, 2007 (111)
- Dreams, Friday, March 23, 2007
- My first commissioned work, Sunday, March 4, 2007 (1)
I am evil (18)
- Shamurder, Thursday, February 25, 2010 (74)
- Even More Twitter Through History, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 (65)
- How to escalate a service request, Wednesday, August 5, 2009 (103)
- If we always had Twitter, Monday, June 22, 2009 (93)
- Memorial Day - Dead Soldiers Only Need Apply, Monday, May 25, 2009 (75)
- Best of America's Funniest Home Videos, Saturday, April 25, 2009 (28)
- Avitable's guide to killing your family, Wednesday, April 22, 2009 (50)
- Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter, Sunday, April 12, 2009 (51)
- What I did for Earth Hour, Sunday, March 29, 2009 (43)
- Lovebugs: a lovestory, Saturday, March 28, 2009 (31)
- Challenging the status quo, Friday, March 6, 2009 (29)
- Avitable's Gift Guide for the Four Year Old Girl, Thursday, February 26, 2009 (43)
- Secret Tweet Schadenfreude, Friday, February 20, 2009 (23)
- Turning over a new leaf, Thursday, February 5, 2009 (33)
- People are greedy, obnoxious, and retarded, Monday, January 12, 2009 (71)
I am not gay (12)
- Number One Gilmore Girls Fan, Tuesday, May 5, 2009 (54)
- I must be premenstrual, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 (70)
- Foot fetish, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 (90)
- Yesterday's triumph, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 (61)
- Is this fucking week over yet?, Friday, December 14, 2007 (33)
- A Day in the Life of a Fag, Sunday, September 30, 2007 (30)
- Futile, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 (60)
- Waxing hirsutic, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 (76)
- It's not what it looks like, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 (71)
- Slippery when stupid, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 (80)
- One leg at a time, Friday, April 27, 2007 (74)
- Clearly she's singing to me, Sunday, April 22, 2007 (53)
I love Unicorns! (2)
- The Tower of Techno-Babel, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 (19)
- A Unicorn is Born, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 (75)
Lazy Sunday Contest (2)
- Winners and Boozers, Sunday, August 9, 2009 (28)
- Contest: Lazy Sunday is BACK!, Sunday, August 2, 2009 (42)
Love and marriage (29)
- A Pessimist's Guide to Living Alone, Tuesday, February 16, 2010 (103)
- Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!, Sunday, February 14, 2010 (11)
- Divorce 101, Friday, February 5, 2010 (141)
- An autopsy of my top drawer, Monday, February 1, 2010 (45)
- Uncomfortable silence, Monday, January 25, 2010 (182)
- Signs that you are in a dangerous relationship, Friday, October 9, 2009 (35)
- About Amy, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 (27)
- Hallmark needs to pay me millions., Saturday, February 14, 2009 (29)
- It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad lib, Tuesday, February 10, 2009 (28)
- Deal Breakers, Friday, November 14, 2008 (84)
- Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?, Monday, October 13, 2008 (55)
- My wife the cook, Monday, September 22, 2008 (61)
- My brief love affair, Monday, September 8, 2008 (44)
- Yay!, Saturday, August 2, 2008 (25)
- I'm sorry babe., Tuesday, July 15, 2008 (50)
- Party nonsense, Monday, June 30, 2008 (66)
- Curb your Enthusiasm, Monday, April 28, 2008 (73)
- VD makes you itch, Thursday, February 14, 2008 (51)
- Christmas, Monday, December 3, 2007 (44)
- Things that can get you into trouble, Monday, October 8, 2007 (23)
- When animals attack, Monday, September 17, 2007 (33)
- And it begins . . ., Tuesday, September 4, 2007 (53)
- Dinner, Tuesday, August 28, 2007 (57)
- The inimitable Mrs. Avitable, Thursday, July 5, 2007 (52)
- Uncomfortably numb, Friday, May 25, 2007 (65)
- Kids, Monday, May 7, 2007 (79)
- My wife, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 (90)
Memes and more (97)
- My new band, Thursday, February 4, 2010 (35)
- Egotistical fun and games, Tuesday, January 5, 2010 (175)
- Soundtrack of my life, Tuesday, December 22, 2009 (19)
- Lazy Award Post Day, Thursday, December 10, 2009 (13)
- Survey says . . ., Saturday, November 28, 2009 (24)
- Avitable and the Proust Questionnaire, Friday, November 6, 2009 (53)
- Avitable Love Fest: 20 Things I Want You To Hear, Thursday, July 16, 2009 (87)
- Lazy wasn't an option?, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 (20)
- Memes are so 2007, Friday, May 1, 2009 (31)
- This is just me being lazy., Sunday, March 8, 2009 (17)
- If you've ever forwarded anything, read this post, Tuesday, March 3, 2009 (43)
- Ten Honest Things About Me, Thursday, February 12, 2009 (28)
- Nobody expects the Snackiepoo Inquisition, Sunday, January 11, 2009 (49)
- I am a 9-Layer Burrito, Saturday, December 6, 2008 (24)
- Five questions from Avitable, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 (65)
- Too busy to blog, Sunday, November 23, 2008 (15)
- Sunday Stealing, Sunday, November 16, 2008 (26)
- My . . ., Tuesday, September 16, 2008 (55)
- Descent into Lameness, Sunday, September 14, 2008 (14)
- The Big Winnah, Sunday, August 17, 2008 (14)
- Lazy Sunday 50, Sunday, August 10, 2008 (31)
- Lazy Sunday XLIX, Sunday, August 3, 2008
- Lazy Sunday XLVIII, Sunday, July 27, 2008 (20)
- Lazy Sunday XLVII, Sunday, July 20, 2008 (26)
- Lazy Sunday XLVI, Sunday, July 13, 2008 (29)
- Independence from Lazy Sunday, Sunday, July 6, 2008 (20)
- AlphAvitable, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 (27)
- Lazy Sunday XLV, Sunday, June 29, 2008 (30)
- Lazy Sunday XLIV, Sunday, June 22, 2008 (42)
- Lazy Sunday??, Sunday, June 15, 2008 (19)
- Lazy Sunday XLIII, Sunday, June 8, 2008 (41)
- Saturday is for stealing from Britt, Saturday, June 7, 2008 (27)
- Survey says, Monday, June 2, 2008 (44)
- Lazy Sunday XLII, Sunday, June 1, 2008 (30)
- Lazy Sunday XLI, Sunday, May 25, 2008 (38)
- Lazy Sunday XL, Sunday, May 18, 2008 (22)
- Lazy Sunday XXXIX, Sunday, May 11, 2008 (35)
- Lazy Sunday XXXVII, Sunday, April 27, 2008 (58)
- Lazy Sunday XXXVI, Sunday, April 20, 2008 (35)
- No vlog for you!, Saturday, April 19, 2008 (26)
- Lazy Sunday XXXV, Sunday, April 13, 2008 (36)
- Lazy Sunday XXXIV, Sunday, April 6, 2008 (45)
- Lazy Sunday XXXIII, Sunday, March 30, 2008 (37)
- Lazy Sunday XXXII, Sunday, March 23, 2008 (56)
- Memes aren't just for weekends anymore, Friday, March 21, 2008 (52)
- Lazy Sunday XXXI, Sunday, March 16, 2008 (49)
- Lazy Sunday XXX, Sunday, March 9, 2008 (47)
- Lazy Sunday XXXIX, Sunday, March 2, 2008 (89)
- Lazy Sunday XXVII, Sunday, February 24, 2008 (38)
- Lazy Sunday XXVII, Sunday, February 17, 2008 (28)
- Lazy Sunday XXVII, Sunday, February 10, 2008 (22)
- Lazy Sunday XXVI, Sunday, February 3, 2008 (28)
- Lazy Sunday XXIV, Sunday, January 20, 2008 (30)
- Avitapalooza, Friday, January 18, 2008 (31)
- Lazy Sunday XXIII, Sunday, January 13, 2008 (28)
- Lazy Sunday XXII, Sunday, January 6, 2008 (21)
- Lazy Sunday XXI, Sunday, December 30, 2007 (29)
- Lazy Sunday XX: The Christmas Edition, Sunday, December 23, 2007 (24)
- Lazy Boi, Thursday, December 20, 2007 (48)
- Lazy Sunday XIX , Sunday, December 16, 2007 (26)
- Lazy Sunday XVIII, Sunday, December 9, 2007 (16)
- Avitadeal or No Deal, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 (49)
- Lazy Sunday XVII, Sunday, December 2, 2007 (30)
- Lazy Sunday XVI, Sunday, November 25, 2007 (55)
- Lazy Sunday XV, Sunday, November 18, 2007 (20)
- Lazy Sunday XIV, Sunday, November 11, 2007 (23)
- Lazy Sunday XIII, Sunday, November 4, 2007 (24)
- Lazy Sunday XII, Sunday, October 28, 2007 (17)
- Lazy Sunday XI, Sunday, October 21, 2007 (20)
- Lazy Sunday X, Sunday, October 14, 2007 (15)
- Lazy Sunday IX, Sunday, October 7, 2007 (27)
- Lazy Sunday VIII, Sunday, September 16, 2007 (27)
- Back in time, Thursday, September 13, 2007 (33)
- Lazy Sunday VII, Sunday, September 9, 2007 (22)
- Lazy Sunday VI, Sunday, September 2, 2007 (26)
- Lazy Sunday V, Sunday, August 26, 2007 (27)
- Lazy Sunday IV, Sunday, August 19, 2007 (21)
- Lazy Sunday III, Sunday, August 12, 2007 (39)
- Lazy Sunday II, Sunday, August 5, 2007 (40)
- Memed for your pleasure, Sunday, July 29, 2007 (18)
- Lazy Sunday, Sunday, July 15, 2007 (36)
- Fireworks in Florida, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 (51)
- More Myspace fun, Thursday, June 7, 2007 (58)
- Myspace is fun, Thursday, May 31, 2007 (65)
- When I am old, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 (44)
- Randomosities, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 (61)
- Clever or dumb? You decide., Thursday, May 3, 2007 (53)
- Googling Avitable, Thursday, April 26, 2007 (32)
- Moron meet Rodan, Thursday, April 19, 2007 (83)
- 5 Questions: An Interview, Thursday, April 12, 2007 (92)
- Saturday laziness, Saturday, March 31, 2007 (41)
- Avitatrivia Answered: Last Round, Thursday, March 29, 2007 (132)
- Avitatrivia Answered: Round 2, Monday, March 26, 2007 (15)
- Avitatrivia Answered: Round 1, Sunday, March 25, 2007
- It's time for AvitaTrivia again., Thursday, March 22, 2007 (2)
My Art (59)
- The Jabberwock, Friday, March 5, 2010 (36)
- Bye @Snackiepoo, Sunday, February 21, 2010 (28)
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- Brittstorm*, Friday, August 10, 2007 (23)
- Old Lady, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 (56)
- A thousand words, Friday, July 6, 2007 (36)
- Redheads are hot, Monday, June 25, 2007 (46)
- Week in Review VIII, Sunday, June 24, 2007 (24)
- Postcard Update, Monday, June 18, 2007 (57)
- Week in Review VII, Sunday, June 17, 2007 (23)
- Postcards, meet edge., Friday, June 8, 2007 (103)
- Image is key., Wednesday, June 6, 2007 (86)
- I admit it., Wednesday, May 16, 2007 (61)
Partay (41)
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- Avitaween 2009: What I did with your vacation photos, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 (37)
- Halloween Party Recap Part 1, Monday, October 26, 2009 (31)
- Avitaween: Invaded!, Saturday, October 24, 2009 (21)
- Halloween Sneak Peek 2, Thursday, October 22, 2009 (20)
- The Guest List, Monday, October 19, 2009 (68)
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- Last Day to Buy Tickets!, Friday, October 16, 2009 (9)
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- Raffle winners announced!, Monday, September 28, 2009 (19)
- The Law of Nature, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 (55)
- Yes, YOU are invited!, Sunday, September 20, 2009 (25)
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- The shallow movie critic II, Wednesday, September 9, 2009 (21)
- Buy This Shirt, Thursday, September 3, 2009 (19)
- Avitable's Halloween Party 2009, Thursday, June 11, 2009 (25)
- Nightmares, tornadoes, and Halloween, Monday, February 16, 2009 (31)
- I'm an idiot, Saturday, November 8, 2008 (32)
- Amber Alert: Missing Children, Friday, November 7, 2008 (44)
- Avitaween 2008, part 1, Monday, November 3, 2008 (51)
- Are you retarded?, Sunday, November 2, 2008 (21)
- Party Day!, Saturday, November 1, 2008 (17)
- Sneak Peek, Thursday, October 30, 2008 (35)
- There is indeed, a party in my pants., Wednesday, October 29, 2008 (40)
- T Minus five, Monday, October 27, 2008 (25)
- This weekend, Saturday, October 25, 2008 (18)
- I don't post on Sundays anymore., Sunday, September 7, 2008 (22)
- Housekeeping?, Thursday, August 28, 2008 (33)
- Averagely Good Not so Bad Intentions, Friday, August 22, 2008 (27)
- Huge Announcement, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 (54)
- Such a cocktease, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 (32)
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- Internet Assvice, Friday, May 30, 2008 (96)
- Too early for Halloween?, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 (72)
Photos (33)
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- Frozen, Sunday, November 29, 2009 (32)
- Levi Johnston: Beefcake or fraud? You decide., Monday, November 23, 2009 (37)
- If Avitable loses his beard and nobody's there, is he still Avitable?, Wednesday, September 23, 2009 (184)
- Narcissism 101, Saturday, August 1, 2009 (69)
- Help me choose my next hairstyle, Friday, July 10, 2009 (67)
- Caption This, Sunday, April 19, 2009 (59)
- Who's a bad ass now?, Wednesday, December 24, 2008 (32)
- Hot Nude Male Blogger Calendar, Friday, October 10, 2008 (58)
- Adam in a speedo, among other things, Wednesday, August 20, 2008 (69)
- Laugh at Adam Day, Monday, August 18, 2008 (40)
- OMGLOLWOOT!!, Thursday, August 7, 2008 (124)
- Hair of the gorilla, Wednesday, May 21, 2008 (61)
- Secret message?, Thursday, May 1, 2008 (85)
- TWordless Thursday, Thursday, April 17, 2008 (91)
- The Toes Have It, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 (88)
- Fryday, Monday, February 11, 2008 (84)
- Federal Breast Inspector, Friday, February 8, 2008 (43)
- AvitaWeek 2008: Hair of the gorilla that bit you, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 (94)
- Big Turk, Friday, January 4, 2008 (56)
- Halloween 2007 Recap Part 2, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 (54)
- Hobo no mo', Wednesday, October 17, 2007 (45)
- Desktritus, Friday, August 31, 2007 (58)
- So tired!, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 (27)
- Photo Phriday, Friday, July 13, 2007 (53)
- Two bits indeed, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 (73)
- Hobo or CEO?, Thursday, May 24, 2007 (100)
Politics (17)
- Behind the times, Sunday, March 7, 2010 (7)
- Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh, Saturday, February 6, 2010 (17)
- Can Muslims be Good Americans?, Thursday, January 14, 2010 (47)
- Sarah Palin is a respectful individual, Friday, December 18, 2009 (47)
- "You Lie!" - The Joe Wilsonizer, Monday, September 14, 2009 (57)
- World Leaders Review Obama's Performance, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 (47)
- Teabagging is only the beginning. #teaparty, Friday, April 17, 2009 (55)
- I love the gays, Monday, November 17, 2008 (51)
- Why I like Sarah Palin, Saturday, October 4, 2008 (64)
- I hate people, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (78)
- Masterdebater. Haiku., Saturday, September 27, 2008 (25)
- I love Sarah Silverman, Friday, September 26, 2008 (27)
- Obama, Sunday, September 21, 2008 (41)
- Risking my life here, Friday, March 14, 2008 (70)
- Year of the Ass?, Friday, January 11, 2008 (45)
- Republican't, Thursday, January 10, 2008 (42)
Rants (48)
- Fuck you world, Thursday, October 1, 2009
- The Next Best Thing, Friday, August 28, 2009 (91)
- Five things I hate about blogging, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 (245)
- Reason 4,887 that I hate people, Tuesday, August 4, 2009 (137)
- MomDot Marketing Fail, Wednesday, July 15, 2009 (141)
- Watch Adam's Head Explode, Tuesday, June 30, 2009 (67)
- Absence apparently made the heart grow smaller, Friday, May 22, 2009 (67)
- Treasure among trash: the London Symphony Orchestra in Daytona Beach, Monday, April 27, 2009 (35)
- It's all relative, Saturday, April 18, 2009 (27)
- A cat named Twitter, Thursday, April 9, 2009 (58)
- Breastfeeding is creepy, Tuesday, April 7, 2009 (132)
- Why I will never use 1-800-FLOWERS again, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 (83)
- It is my goal to disagree with everyone who reads this post, Monday, February 16, 2009 (96)
- Playing with my new toy, Saturday, January 10, 2009 (28)
- The stupidity of random anger, Friday, January 2, 2009 (29)
- Pathetic end to a miserable year, Thursday, January 1, 2009 (43)
- Christmas and political correctness, Monday, December 8, 2008 (150)
- All I wanted was to kill a few hookers, Friday, December 5, 2008 (43)
- Let's talk about theme park etiquette, Monday, November 24, 2008 (52)
- I must be getting old, Tuesday, October 28, 2008 (59)
- Hypocrisy pisses me off, Wednesday, October 8, 2008 (40)
- A letter attempting to collect a debt, Tuesday, October 7, 2008 (44)
- Creepy Craigslist Crawlers, Monday, September 29, 2008 (51)
- I don't care about 9/11., Thursday, September 11, 2008 (59)
- Things I don't understand, Tuesday, September 9, 2008 (85)
- You lazy fuckers should be at work., Monday, September 1, 2008 (56)
- Can I exchange July for another month?, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 (54)
- Trollbusters, Saturday, July 12, 2008 (62)
- Fuck you, you fucking fuckers, Friday, June 6, 2008 (81)
- Cliche, Thursday, May 29, 2008 (54)
- Read Rage, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 (77)
- Dear Panera Bread employees, Thursday, March 6, 2008 (72)
- Babysitting, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 (78)
- Driving Miss Fucking Daisy, Thursday, February 7, 2008 (83)
- Damnshitfuck., Tuesday, February 5, 2008 (39)
- What the everloving fuck?, Thursday, December 6, 2007 (35)
- I . . ., Thursday, November 15, 2007 (40)
- Funnest, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 (30)
- 'Tis too fucking early, Monday, October 22, 2007 (40)
- Marketing weasels, Friday, October 19, 2007 (32)
- Does not compu*----, Friday, October 12, 2007 (36)
- Speel gud, Thursday, August 30, 2007 (39)
- I hate Thursdays, Thursday, August 9, 2007 (37)
- Fuckshitdamnhell, Thursday, July 26, 2007 (40)
- Sales, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 (56)
- Don't fuck with my movie time, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 (91)
- Foaming at the mouth, Friday, May 11, 2007 (76)
satire (17)
- Swine flu's still around?, Monday, November 2, 2009 (27)
- Gang Rape: Looking deeper, Thursday, October 29, 2009 (175)
- Other ways the FTC should crack down on bloggers, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 (44)
- Avitter: The anti-social network #izeafest, Sunday, October 4, 2009 (24)
- Edna Prygyz - Project 2,996: Remembering 9/11, Friday, September 11, 2009 (152)
- A Danger to our Children: Presidential Address to Students, Monday, September 7, 2009 (71)
- Headlines: The Rush Limbaugh Effect, Friday, September 4, 2009 (46)
- Avitable answers your questions about health care reform, Thursday, August 20, 2009 (104)
- Mother Truckers, Friday, August 14, 2009 (57)
- The Day That Twitter Died, Friday, August 7, 2009 (122)
- The Other Pevensie, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 (48)
- Top 10 Things Your iPhone Won't Do, Tuesday, June 9, 2009 (83)
- Avitable's guide to when it's okay to abuse your wife, Monday, May 11, 2009 (32)
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- I Am Not The World's Strongest Man, Monday, March 30, 2009 (26)
SEO (2)
- Finding Avitable, Monday, November 5, 2007 (33)
- How do people find Avitable?, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 (70)
Serious stuff (48)
- Things I miss. Things I don't., Sunday, February 28, 2010 (35)
- T-minus 7 days and counting, Tuesday, January 19, 2010 (59)
- Tugging, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 (145)
- Pedophilia vs. Murder - which is worse?, Saturday, December 5, 2009 (77)
- Fatty McFatterson, Tuesday, November 24, 2009 (126)
- The methodology of consolation, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 (59)
- For Bug, Wednesday, October 21, 2009 (62)
- I hate puking, Wednesday, October 14, 2009 (129)
- Today's post has nothing to do with vaginas or penises., Friday, October 2, 2009 (12)
- I am fat, Wednesday, July 1, 2009 (414)
- In Memoriam, Sunday, June 21, 2009 (2)
- 5 Years of Avitable and the World Hasn't Ended Yet., Thursday, June 18, 2009 (455)
- Censored, part deux, Wednesday, May 6, 2009 (58)
- Not the first time the police have shown up at my door, Monday, May 4, 2009 (106)
- Yearbooking yourself is not a euphemism for nutshots in your yearbook, Monday, April 20, 2009 (19)
- Turned off the sarcasm machine, Saturday, January 17, 2009 (34)
- One of the good guys, Friday, November 21, 2008 (82)
- I'm looking for a few bad Republicans, Thursday, November 6, 2008 (97)
- Drugs, Thursday, September 25, 2008 (93)
- Will Smith is Captain America, Saturday, September 13, 2008 (66)
- Sunday Redux: My inspirations, Sunday, August 31, 2008 (19)
- Adam on women, Monday, August 25, 2008 (89)
- Stagnant, Thursday, July 10, 2008 (79)
- In Memoriam, Saturday, June 21, 2008 (27)
- My Dear John Letter, Tuesday, June 17, 2008 (75)
- Things I hate about your blog, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 (118)
- My Dad, Monday, May 26, 2008 (58)
- Nigger, Thursday, May 15, 2008 (127)
- Censored, Friday, February 15, 2008 (67)
- Bullies are cowards, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 (104)
- Tomorrow will be better., Wednesday, November 14, 2007 (52)
- Bangles, Monday, November 12, 2007 (28)
- The Heat is On., Monday, August 6, 2007 (55)
- Diet Coke with Lime, Thursday, August 2, 2007 (49)
- Zigazig ah, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 (78)
- For Dawg, Friday, June 22, 2007 (99)
- Are you scared?, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 (113)
- Hot flashes, Friday, June 15, 2007 (47)
- It is all a lie, Monday, June 11, 2007 (29)
- The horror, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 (76)
- Movies I hate, Friday, June 1, 2007 (79)
- A is for asshole, Friday, May 4, 2007 (60)
- My inspirations, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 (64)
- Happy birthday!, Friday, April 20, 2007 (45)
- Serious vs. funny, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 (73)
Substitute Avitable (22)
- The lucky world of the motherfucker, Saturday, June 13, 2009 (54)
- Just call us Alimartellable, Friday, June 12, 2009 (13)
- S&M melts in your crotch, not in your hands: Product Review, Saturday, June 6, 2009 (26)
- Sizing Up Our Final Frontiers, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 (40)
- Throbbing cock of doom, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 (30)
- No porn here!, Monday, October 20, 2008 (9)
- My head is just getting bigger by the second. And yes, I'm talking about my penis., Sunday, October 19, 2008 (8)
- Freud's a fraud and Jung was too young, Saturday, October 18, 2008 (15)
- Avitable . . . the Newest MacGyver, Friday, October 17, 2008 (55)
- Pakistan in the place where you were, Thursday, October 16, 2008 (32)
- I'm like Jesus!, Wednesday, October 15, 2008 (21)
- Flashback: King of the Internet, Sunday, September 28, 2008 (15)
- The "Avitable's Secret" Catalog..., Wednesday, July 2, 2008 (64)
- No Avitable. Period., Thursday, March 27, 2008 (37)
- Kitty porn, Saturday, September 29, 2007 (22)
- King of the Internet, Friday, September 28, 2007 (35)
- Billionaire Avitable, Thursday, September 27, 2007 (38)
- Cooking With Adam, Wednesday, September 26, 2007 (27)
- Tha Man, The Myth, The Legend, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 (45)
- I am looking for investors..., Monday, September 24, 2007 (37)
- Oh This Is Ridiculous!, Sunday, September 23, 2007 (34)
TV and Movies (30)
- June 30th can't come fast enough!, Saturday, March 13, 2010 (30)
- My review of Alice in Wonderland (Spoiler Free), Saturday, March 6, 2010 (21)
- My review of Edge of Darkness (Spoiler Free), Friday, February 19, 2010 (35)
- The Oscar categories you don't know about, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 (22)
- My theories on LOST, Tuesday, February 2, 2010 (34)
- Movie studios have anally raped my childhood, Saturday, January 2, 2010 (43)
- My Top Ten TV Shows of 2009, Tuesday, December 29, 2009 (57)
- My Top Ten Movies of 2009, Monday, December 28, 2009 (69)
- My review of Sherlock Holmes, Saturday, December 26, 2009 (13)
- My review of Avatar (Spoiler Free), Sunday, December 20, 2009 (22)
- My review of Fantastic Mr. Fox (spoiler free), Sunday, December 6, 2009 (14)
- I'm a Gleek and proud of it, Friday, December 4, 2009 (57)
- What I've Learned From Mad Men, Friday, November 20, 2009 (43)
- Top 10 reasons I can't wait to see New Moon, Wednesday, November 11, 2009 (97)
- How to beat zombies, Wednesday, October 28, 2009 (35)
- My Review of Surrogates, Saturday, September 26, 2009 (29)
- My version of the Emmy Awards., Monday, September 21, 2009 (59)
- What I'm watching this TV season, Saturday, September 19, 2009 (86)
- Top Ten Movie Characters, Wednesday, September 16, 2009 (87)
- My review of The Time Traveler's Wife (Spoiler Free), Saturday, August 15, 2009 (72)
- Movie Reviews (Spoiler Free): GI Joe and Julie & Julia, Saturday, August 8, 2009 (45)
- What Not to Do When Watching Harry Potter, Friday, July 17, 2009 (84)
- My review of Bruno (spoiler-free), Tuesday, July 14, 2009 (66)
- Your TV education, Thursday, July 9, 2009 (78)
- My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free), Sunday, May 31, 2009 (18)
- Elementary, my dear Watson, Sunday, May 24, 2009 (22)
- My review of Terminator: Salvation (Spoiler Free), Saturday, May 23, 2009 (41)
- My review of Star Trek, Friday, April 24, 2009 (28)
Uncategorized (871)
- Happy birthday to me., Tuesday, January 26, 2010 (142)
- Is 2010 over yet?, Monday, January 4, 2010 (49)
- Halloween Party 2009 Announcement!, Monday, August 31, 2009 (15)
- Who knew I could be weird?, Friday, December 19, 2008 (30)
- Puerto Rico, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 (36)
- Nothing to see here, Monday, April 16, 2007 (14)
- When genius collides, Saturday, April 14, 2007 (31)
- Sex, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 (2)
- Tug Tag, Tuesday, March 20, 2007 (2)
- Block, Monday, March 19, 2007 (2)
- The way that I drive, Friday, March 16, 2007
- An exercise in imagination, Thursday, March 15, 2007
- Yesterday, Wednesday, March 14, 2007
- Off today, Tuesday, March 13, 2007
- My guest post and a meme, Monday, March 12, 2007
- Just a few bullets, Thursday, March 8, 2007
- About time to make a move, Tuesday, March 6, 2007
- Sunshine and puppies, Tuesday, March 6, 2007
- Stupid quiz day, Friday, March 2, 2007
- March, Thursday, March 1, 2007
- Everybody is expressing their feelings, Wednesday, February 28, 2007
- Suggested viewing for mature audiences, Tuesday, February 27, 2007 (2)
- Finances, Sunday, February 25, 2007
- Goodies, Friday, February 23, 2007 (1)
- Hair today, gone tomorrow, Wednesday, February 21, 2007
- Hump Day, Wednesday, February 21, 2007
- Fun with electricity, Tuesday, February 20, 2007
- C'mon, Monday already?, Monday, February 19, 2007
- Fry day, Friday, February 16, 2007
- Fancy, Thursday, February 15, 2007
- Ways to please your significant other, Wednesday, February 14, 2007
- Repeat for your blogging pleasure, Tuesday, February 13, 2007
- Valentine's Day, Monday, February 12, 2007 (2)
- In the spirit of VD, Saturday, February 10, 2007
- The one where Adam has no title, Friday, February 9, 2007
- 2007 sucks, Thursday, February 8, 2007
- I'm not lazy . . ., Wednesday, February 7, 2007
- I think I need a butler, Tuesday, February 6, 2007
- Word game, Sunday, February 4, 2007
- This is how much I know about football., Sunday, February 4, 2007
- Two bits, Saturday, February 3, 2007
- Avitable as a teenager, Friday, February 2, 2007
- Ode to my grandmother, Thursday, February 1, 2007
- Not quite the whore that Britt is, but close, Tuesday, January 30, 2007
- Today was not my day . . ., Tuesday, January 30, 2007
- Bette Midler is a cunt, Monday, January 29, 2007 (1)
- Today is a holiday, Friday, January 26, 2007
- Lazytown, Thursday, January 25, 2007