The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My original wedding website, aka The One With The Invitation #FRIENDSPC
Our wedding invitations, sent out in early 2001, were very formal, with the exception of a website address at the very bottom. It was a concession that I insisted on, even though wedding websites were not yet the norm. I … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Love and marriage
Tagged anne rice, friendspc, geeks, humor, marriage, sherlock holmes, wedding
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My gay ol’ time in San Francisco
The first sign that I might be addicted to technology was when I assessed everything that I was packing for my three-night trip to San Francisco. Why did I think that I would need a laptop, corded mouse, two separate … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, General
Tagged avitable, comedy, dining, friendspc, humor, just one miss, photo challenge, restaurants, san francisco, san franvitable, travel, undomestic diva
47 Comments
The One Where I Cheat On A Meme #FRIENDSPC
My great-grandfather was always old. Even when I would ride my bike to his condo, and he would drive us to the mall so I could play at the arcade, he was wrinkled and gray. Born in the beginning of … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Photos
Tagged friendspc, just one miss, photo challenge, photo-a-day, undomestic diva
24 Comments
San Franvitable
The last time I went to San Francisco was with Amy for one of our anniversaries while we lived in LA. We drove up, spent three days in Napa Valley, a day in San Francisco, and then traveled south to … Continue reading
The One With Monica’s Boots #FRIENDSPC
I’ve never seen the need for too many pairs of shoes. All I have is one pair of dress shoes, one pair of sneakers, one pair of high-tops (are they still called that?), and one pair of sandals. I walk … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Photos
Tagged boots, friendspc, just one miss, photo challenge, photo-a-day, undomestic diva
25 Comments
The One With All The Coffee #FRIENDSPC
My dad, reading the paper, talking to me about the funny pages, holding his cup up to his lips, perpetually trying to sip while I asked him questions. My principal, sneaking behind us in line, pouncing on those who … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Photos
Tagged coffee, friendspc, just one miss, photo challenge, photo-a-day, undomestic diva
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A meme I can support
Photo-a-day challenges can be a fun way to spur some creativity, and recently I’ve been so busy that I haven’t been blogging, or even creating, with the frequency that I like to. Starting tomorrow, February 1st, I’m going to start … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged challenges, friendspc, instagram, just miss, meme, photo-a-day, undomestic diva
7 Comments
I’m 35 today. I think it’s time to stop counting birthdays.
(psst – here’s the original)
The life lessons I’ve learned.
On Thursday, I turn 35. (It’s not too late for you to buy me a present either.) It’s not really a milestone, except that I will no longer be in that vaunted 18-34 age demographic. There’s nothing special you can … Continue reading
A letter to my 17-year old self
This isn’t the first time I’ve written a letter to my younger self, but after seeing the letter written by my friend (and awesome comedienne) Lauren Brown, I decided to do another one. Dear 17-year old Avitable, On Thursday, I’ll … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Gives Advice
Tagged comedy, humor, lauren brown, letter to myself, retrospective, stand-up
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