The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: Avitable Interviews
My Interview with Jack LaLanne
Jack LaLanne, the fitness guru, died at his home on Sunday at the age of 96. I sat down with him after his death and interviewed him. Me: Thank you for speaking with me, Mr. LaLanne. JL: Plmrph krmble grunph. … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, dark humor, exercise, fitness, humor, jack lalanne, morbid, twinkies
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My Interview with Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen, best known for his comedic roles in Airplane! and the Naked Gun movies, died at the age of 84 on Sunday. I sat down to interview him shortly after his passing: Me: Mr. Nielsen, thank you for meeting … Continue reading
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Tagged airplane, celebrities, celebrity interview, comedy, humor, interviews, leslie nielsen, morbid, naked gun, quotes
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The funniest book of 2009 is back
Last year, I wrote a book review of Rob Kroese’s hilarious book “Mercury Falls”. Since being self-published, it is now an AmazonEncore title, has been professionally edited and redesigned, and is available for order today! Rob asked me to repost … Continue reading
My interview with Bob Guccione
Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse, died last week at the age of 79. I had a posthumous chat with the porn magnate. Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Guccione. BG: No problem! Anything to please a male fan … Continue reading
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Tagged bob guccione, celebrity, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, humor, morbid, penthouse, penthouse letters
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My interview with Barbara Billingsley (Mrs. Cleaver)
On Saturday, Barbara Billingsley, known for her roles as June Cleaver in “Leave it to Beaver” and as the jive-talking grandma on “Airplane!”, passed away at the age of 94. I took this opportunity to interview her. Me: Shiiiit, chick, … Continue reading
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Tagged airplane, celebrity interview, comedy, humor, interview, jive, mrs. cleaver
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My interview with Tony Curtis
Yesterday, film legend Tony Curtis died at the age of 85. I sat down with him for a brief chat: Me: Mr. Curtis, thank you for taking the time to meet with me. TC: You should be happy – I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, greg giraldo, humor, interviews, morbid, tony curtis
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My Interview with Dennis Hopper
Gonzo actor Dennis Hopper died Saturday, at the age of 74. I sat down with him for a post-mortem chat: Me: Hi Mr. Hopper, and thank you for taking the time to meet with me. DH: Oh, man, I’ve got … Continue reading
My Interview with Gary Coleman
Diminutive actor Gary Coleman died yesterday at the age of 42. I sat down with the surly star for a posthumuous chinwag: Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Coleman. GC: Please, call me Gary. And you’re welcome. I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, gary coleman, humor, interview, morbid
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My Interview with that Chinese guy who killed all the kids.
This post is a guest post disguised to look like a real post by me, written by my friend James. On Wednesday, May 12, Adam was given an assignment. After two days of writing about preachy subjects, he was tasked … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity interviews, china, dark humor, ghostwriting, google, humor, interview
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My Interview With @Mooshinindy
One of my favoritest people in the whole world, Casey, aka Mooshinindy, turns the ripe old age of 28 today! And I thought what better present could I give her other than something that I usually only reserve for dead … Continue reading
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Tagged birthday, casey, comedy, fake, humor, interview, interviews, moosh, mooshinindy, parody
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