The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Vince Carter and I are 34 today.
Today I turn 34. Me and Vince Carter. It kind of annoys me that this guy, who nobody knows, not only shares the same birthday but the same age with me, because what if people get us confused? I really … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: It’s over, finally!
So I survived my trip to a haunted bed and breakfast – I’ll write more about that later. Today marks the end of the week of Avitable, culminating on my birthday. I turn 32 today, a fact that fills me … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: No post today
I’m writing this quickly from our haunted hotel room. I have my night vision goggles and video camera and will be exploring the hotel shortly. If the ghosts kill me, I hope you’ll all show up tomorrow to wish me … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: Hunting for ghosts
Tonight, Amy and I are staying at a bed and breakfast that is supposedly the most haunted in Central Florida. When the TAPS team from Ghost Hunters visited it, they had several strange occurrences, including shadow figures, a chair that … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged AvitaWeek, ghost hunters, ocala, scifi, seven sisters inn, taps
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Avitaweek 2009: The origins of Avitable
In yesterday’s mail, I received a package from my Papa (aka my grandfather) that showed exactly where I come from. My sense of humor, my sarcasm, my overall outlook on life – I have him to thank. Here are the … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . .
For my birthday, could I get someone to clean my office? I’m completely overwhelmed here and to the point that I don’t even know where to start to make headway. In other Avita-news: Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you short … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King
As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, comedy, humor, interview, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid, Politics, reverend king
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