The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: AvitaWeek
Aftermath
This was a very good birthday. Much better than last year’s. We had a whopper of a cake, some mean yet delicious fudge, some fun and games, , and lots of presents! Thank you Beth for the awesome Hawaiian touristy … Continue reading
This is all I’ve got for today
Because a certain fucker hasn’t sent me the pictures that she took, I don’t have the pictures I wanted to post as part of a recap. Tomorrow I should have an actual birthday recap with photos and thanks and everything … Continue reading
AvitaWeek 2008: Lazy Sunday XXV
For the last day of AvitaWeek 2008, here is a really lazy meme: YOUR REAL NAME: Adam Heath Avitable YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.) Adamizzle YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, surveys
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AvitaWeek 2008: A Message From Mother Avitable
I’m not supposed to be here today. Avitable asked his mom to write a post for him for his birthday. I think he was hoping he could capture some of the same magic I had on my birthday when my … Continue reading
AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito
If you’ve read my proclamation over at the Church of Holy Avitableness, you may have seen this edict: There are no rituals or ceremonies other than blogging for a normal parishioner of the COHA. However, if one wishes to become … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, birthday, burrito, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, food, video, Vlog
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AvitaWeek 2008: Now you talk
It’s Day 3 of AvitaWeek 2008, counting down to my 31st birthday (which is on the 26th, but we’ll be celebrating on Friday instead). As always, you are encouraged to send me cards and beaucoup gifts. You can even see … Continue reading
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Tagged allthatcomeswithit, avitable, AvitaWeek, dan, ego, egotistical, interview, nina, readerwritesmith, testimonials
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AvitaWeek 2008: MLK who?
As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2008. I plan on shamelessly celebrating my 31st birthday all week long and soliciting presents, cards, and well wishes. I’m even going to keep … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, comedy, humor, i-have-a-dream, martin-luther-king, mlk
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