The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Canucks!
Did you know that Canadians have a Thanksgiving, too, except it’s not on the last Thursday of November, it’s on the second Monday of October? Those maple-syrup drinking, socialist medicine having, bilingual speaking people do everything backwards. Thanksgiving BEFORE Halloween? … Continue reading
A letter in Canadian for @redneckmommy
Today is the 35th 25th birthday of my friend Tanis, aka Redneck Mommy, aka Canadian Superfly, aka Tits Mahoney. Since this birthday is a big one, as she starts inching closer and closer to the potentiality of being a cougar, I … Continue reading
For all the lurkers out there
Hi there, lurker. I know you come here and read my posts but for any number of reasons, you don’t leave a comment. Well, because I’m generous and fabulous, I have added a feature just for you. At the bottom … Continue reading
Friends of Avitable: New Feature
Today, on Labor Day, I’m laboring (or labouring for all my weird Canadian friends) to bring high quality content to your computer screens with my new feature: Friends of Avitable, which will be located in the lower sidebar. Every month … Continue reading
Cleaning up
In other Avita-news, today is a special Friday, too – it’s the birthday of two awesome, amazing beautiful women bloggers: Happy birthday Maddie! Happy birthday Loukia!
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Happy birthday, Poppy. You’re a true friend.
Are you a winner? Raffle results here!
Okay, fuckerinos. As I said yesterday, we raised $1500 for Piper by selling raffle tickets for 23 awesome prizes. I removed those who purchased tickets but did not want to be included in the drawing and after randomizing the list … Continue reading
Two more days to win one of two iPods
Have you already bought a ticket for the drawing? They’re only $10 each, you can buy as many tickets as you want, you have a very high chance of winning one of 23 prizes, including an iPod Touch or an … Continue reading
Help a blogger out, win an iPod, do a little dance, make a little love.
This is Piper. Piper’s had a tough time recently. And with heartbreak and a recently destroyed car in her past, it’s about time that good karma shows up in her future, even if we have to give it a little … Continue reading








