The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: Bloggers
Why I Love Father Muskrat
I have something to admit, dear blog world. I have a crush on Father Muskrat Here are six reasons that I want to throw my manties at him: The man can sing and dance. He is in the military and … Continue reading
10 things about @alimartell on this auspicious day
Today, my friends, is the 32nd birthday of the hilarious Ali Martell. If you don’t read her, you have a huge gaping hole in your life of which you are completely unaware. In her honor, I have written ten things … Continue reading
Birthdaypalooza
Today is the birthday of two friends. One, Grant, is a tech geek, war vet and Asian fetishist, and the other is a quiet, meek, demure bookworm. Hahaha, just kidding – it’s Sybil! Even though these two are pretty different, … Continue reading
Happy Mother’s Day
To all the moms out there, Happy Mother’s Day: Also, today is the birthday of one bad-ass mother, Crystal! Happy 21st birthday, Crys!
My 2000th post
This post is my 2,000th post. I have written over 800,000 words. You commenters have left almost 60,000 comments and written over 1.7 million words. At first, I felt like this was a bit of an accomplishment. I mean, 2,000 … Continue reading
My Interview With @Mooshinindy
One of my favoritest people in the whole world, Casey, aka Mooshinindy, turns the ripe old age of 28 today! And I thought what better present could I give her other than something that I usually only reserve for dead … Continue reading
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Attention Atlanta bloggers
I just wanted to throw a quick note up today for any bloggers who live in or around Atlanta. I’m going to be in the area for a wedding from Thursday, April 29th, to Sunday, May 2nd. Right now, having … Continue reading
The Mocha with the Mostest
One of my favorite people in the whole world, Kelly, is turning some anniversary of her 29th birthday today. She’s a Mocha Momma, a Cocoa Honey, and so vulgar it makes my toes curl in a good way. Happy birthday, … Continue reading
This is one Mr. for whom I’d drop my panties.
Mr. Lady, who is not this person, turns the tender age of 35 today, which amazes me, because she is so wise in the ways of the world that I would have pegged her for at least 100. I can’t … Continue reading






