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Category Archives: Dirty talk
The Aristocrats
Please don’t read this post. It is the most vile, disgusting, horrible, evil thing I’ve ever written, and I am neither exaggerating nor being sarcastic. A talent agent is sitting in his office when a family walks in. The agent … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged aristocrats, comedy, dirty joke, disgusting joke, horrible, humor, joke, shaggy dog, the aristocrats, the debonaires, the sophisticates
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On cunnilingus . . . among other things
Monday is for bullets: The other night I had an idea for a funny riff about oral sex. From my own informal knowledge, I knew a few women who disliked receiving oral sex, and I formed a theory. It’s all … Continue reading
New urban dictionary phrases
The Urban Dictionary is an interesting yet scary place on the Internet. Next time you’re having a conversation with a group of friends and one of them says that she and her boyfriend did the Dutch Lumberjack last night, instead … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged awholelotofnothing, backpackingdad, comedy, faiqa, father muskrat, humor, kanye west, urban dictionary
38 Comments
What a drag
You might think that after going to a drag show at the Parliament House on Saturday night, the most interesting thing that I saw that night would have been the performances. Or the strange-looking girl who was celebrating her 21st … Continue reading
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Tagged condoms, drag show, orlando sisters, parliament house, safe sex
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New Porn Titles of 2010
Every year, adult film companies come up with oh-so clever porn films that have titles very similar to blockbuster films out at that moment. Some examples of this marketing genius would be Good Will Humping, Bareback Mountain, and Pump Friction. … Continue reading
TMI should stand for “Tales Meant to Inform (and Entertain)”.
Yesterday I enjoyed a lazy afternoon drinking margaritas with Faiqa and Britt. I told them this story, and their reactions informed my decision to share it here. About one month ago, I visited a new primary care physician who came … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged depression, doctor, humor, lexapro, medicine, orgasm, wellbutrin
67 Comments
Kiss my blarney stones
Posted in Dirty talk, Photos
Tagged balls, humor, saint patrick's day, saint patty's day
46 Comments
Make your vagina pretty
From the site: “My New Pink Button” is a simple to use Genital Cosmetic Colorant that restores the “Pink” back to a woman’s genitals. It is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There … Continue reading
Getting caught masturbating
“Did you see your parents naked a lot?” She asked, sitting straight in her chair, both hands clasped on her knee. Very poised. This almost made me lay down. To this day, I’ve resisted laying down on the couch. I … Continue reading
