Category Archives: Dirty talk

Help me start a new tradition.

Posted on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 by Avitable

The Rickroll is over. Dead. Gone. Thanks to LeSombre, we have a new tradition. Tweet it, blog it, share it on FB. Make this the next RickRoll. Now . . . go! *** In other Avita-news, tonight at 9 PM … Continue reading →

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Why penises are blind

Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 by Avitable

From this site: I am a 25 year old woman who has never given birth. My intention with this project was to better understand my cycle and the changes in my cervix throughout the month. As a doula and student … Continue reading →

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Blowjob imitator

Posted on Tuesday, February 3, 2009 by Avitable

There’s a new adult store online called Eden Fantasys. In order to sell their sex toys, they’re tapping into the blogosphere and providing free products in return for a review and a few well chosen links back to their site. … Continue reading →

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The lesbians I love

Posted on Sunday, February 1, 2009 by Avitable

Is it that they’re unattainable, undeniably cute, or is it just awesome to think about them having sex with other women? There’s something about certain lesbians that makes me swoon. Here are the lesbians I love*: I think it’s a … Continue reading →

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Who Wants To Be An Avitable?

Posted on Sunday, December 14, 2008 by Avitable

Last week, I threw up a quick link to a purity test to see exactly how bad some of you people are, and it was amazing how many of you have done dirty, nasty things in your life. But then … Continue reading →

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How pure are you?

Posted on Friday, December 12, 2008 by Avitable

Go here and take the 200-question purity test. Me? I’m 53% pure. What are you?

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Now you can see my balls live!

Posted on Saturday, November 15, 2008 by Avitable

If you’re a super genius Internet savvy rockstar blogger like me, you probably use Gmail for your email. It’s definitely the coolest free email program out there, leaps and bounds above Yahoo! and Hotmail and Me and other options. From … Continue reading →

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Method 4,982 to break blogger block

Posted on Monday, November 10, 2008 by Avitable

I am currently hard at work at finishing the studio photos for those of you who attended the party and will soon have a post with information about that. It’s more work than I thought! And now, your regularly scheduled … Continue reading →

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Porn or not? You decide. (SFW)

Posted on Thursday, October 2, 2008 by Avitable

A few months ago, I talked about the internet phenom called sfwporn. Basically, it’s hardcore porn that is horribly and amateurishly drawn over in MS Paint to make it more innocuous, or Safe For Work. I had fun making some … Continue reading →

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Open for sex. MWMMTBBW.

Posted on Monday, September 15, 2008 by Avitable

To get to my neighborhood, you have to drive through the neighborhood that I like to call, with all degree of tact and class, the poor neighborhood. More carports than garages, grass replete with brown grass and long weeds instead … Continue reading →

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