The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My gay ol’ time in San Francisco
The first sign that I might be addicted to technology was when I assessed everything that I was packing for my three-night trip to San Francisco. Why did I think that I would need a laptop, corded mouse, two separate … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, General
Tagged avitable, comedy, dining, friendspc, humor, just one miss, photo challenge, restaurants, san francisco, san franvitable, travel, undomestic diva
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Tools and Douchebags: Our Society is Doomed
My Friday night started off normal. Normal for me, that is, which means I was walking around the mall with three girls and a baby, shopping for dresses that were suitable for Friday night downtown. Well, shopping for the girls … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged abercrombie and fitch, bro, comedy, douchebag, how to be a douchebag, humor, jersey shore, sarcasm, tool academy
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In 2012, I resolve . . .
2012 has a lot of promise, and I plan on making the most of it. This will be my year, and these are my New Year Resolutions. In 2012, I resolve to do the following: Continue to look for new … Continue reading
2011 Listgasm: The Top Ten Future Events of 2012 That Haven’t Happened Yet
For my final list of 2011, I thought I’d indulge in a little prognostication and whimsy. After all, I’ve written about movies, blog posts, Christmas gifts, and television shows, so what else is there to discuss? 2012 is going to … Continue reading
2011 Listgasm: My Top Blog Posts Of The Year
Blogging is entirely a narcissistic pursuit. After all, we’re talking about ourselves and expecting strangers to read our words and care about anything we have to say. So, what series of top ten lists would be complete without a list … Continue reading
2011 Listgasm: Best TV Shows of 2011
It takes talent to make a good movie that will engage you and entertain you for two hours. It takes genius to make a TV show that will engage and entertain you for twenty-two episodes. That being said, it was … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged 2011 listgasm, best television shows, best tv shows of 2011, humor, television, top ten lists
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2011 Listgasm: Top Movies of 2011
A week rarely goes by that I don’t go to the movies. I love the theater experience, and no HD theater at home can ever rival it. At home, my DVR is full of shows that I record and watch … Continue reading
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Tagged 2011 listgasm, film, movies, movies of 2011, top movies, top ten lists
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2011 Listgasm: The Top Ten Worst Christmas Gifts
I’m going to round out the year with lists, because it’s the one time of year that writers can avoid sentences and formatting and creativity in lieu of bullets. Although I did make this nifty graphic: Here’s my list of … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged 2011 listgasm, christmas, christmas gifts, top ten lists, top-ten
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My Christmas Gift to you: No Testicles!
That’s right. Unlike previous holidays, this Christmas I will not assault your senses with a photo in which I decorate my nutsack. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’ve been too busy to Photoshop anything and … Continue reading
Thanksgiving leftovers
Today’s just a cornucopia of a post, stuffed with the gizzards and tripe from the last week: Thanksgiving! Even though my family lives an hour away from me (a fact that they kept telling me as they berated me), I … Continue reading








