The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Don’t look any further for your Black Friday needs – I’ll be your huckleberry.
[Originally posted on 11/16/10. Slightly edited and reposted due to turkey-induced coma.] Forget lining up outside Target or Walmart at midnight to get marginal deals on gifts that nobody needs. You can get all of your Black Friday needs met … Continue reading
Happy Thanksgiving from me to you!
Collect the set! Fourth of July 2011 Easter Saint Patrick’s Day Christmas Halloween Fourth of July 2010 Thanksgiving 2009 (the very first Avitaball ever!
The Things For Which I’m Thankful
It’s the day before the real Thanksgiving (as opposed to that crazy Canadian Thanksgiving), and since I already have a fantastic new post scheduled to go live just for the holiday, I thought I’d take today and come up with … Continue reading
Avitable reviews his cruise on Royal Caribbean’s Liberty of the Seas
Before I get into today’s post, don’t forget to enter my pop culture trivia contest, which I’ll keep open through the week, and it’s still not too late to place your order for an Avitable calendar. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, … Continue reading
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Tagged cruise, cruise reviews, humor, liberty of the seas, royal caribbean
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I’M ON A BOAT!
Thursday morning, I’ll be driving down to Fort Lauderdale and boarding the Royal Caribbean Liberty of the Seas for a five-day cruise to Cozumel, Mexico. To say I’m apprehensive is an understatement. The last cruise I went on was also … Continue reading
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Tagged cruise, liberty of the seas, lonely island, on a boat, royal caribbean
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My Asteroid List
So, we all almost died last night as a giant asteroid passed closer to us than the moon. There was no ragtag team of misfit drillers turned astronauts on a mission to save us, no nuclear bomb contingency plan that … Continue reading
Two Denny’s waitresses and I walk into a strip club …
Two Denny’s waitresses and I walk into a strip club . . . Sounds like the setup to a bad joke with an even worse Moons Over My Hammy punchline, doesn’t it? If only. Instead, it was just the icing … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, humor, rachel's casselberry, satire, strip club, strippers
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When men get sick, the world suffers
If there was ever an actual war between the genders, all the women would have to do is give men the flu. Sure, the women would get sick, too, but they’d still plan and orchestrate a battle plan, attack without … Continue reading
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Tagged gender, improv, improv comedy, men, orlando improv, sick, stand-up
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Five by five: Things you don’t know, things I do, and what I believe
Every now and then, even if you’ve been blogging for as long as I have, it’s a good idea to go back to the basics. And there’s nothing more basic when it comes to blogging than a series of lists … Continue reading
How to bring the fun back to September 11th
Today is the 10-year anniversary of the date that Osama bin Laden, operating independently from the directives and guidelines of his purported religion, attacked the United States by hijacking planes and flying them into the Twin Towers in New York … Continue reading
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Tagged 9/11, comedy, humor, september 11, september 11th, september eleventh
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