The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Can I Come Up With 25 Things That You, The Internet, Don’t Know About Me?
After over 7 years and almost 2,500 posts, I think it’s likely that I have told you pretty much everything about me. So, seeing this challenge done by Nic and Miss as they participated in some ridiculously titled “Blog Hop”, … Continue reading
What you’re missing RIGHT NOW by not being friends with me on Facebook or Google Plus
Are you friends with me on Facebook? Google Plus? Do you follow me on Twitter? If not, you’re missing out on gems like this, which I posted yesterday: Also, here are the questions that I need answered: Whose idea was … Continue reading
My visit to Waverly Hills Sanatorium for a paranomal investigation
I stood there, facing down the long hall leading to the fourth floor operating room. The four people with me were seated behind me, circling a digital recorder. The moonlight streaming in from the empty window frames acted as our … Continue reading
Embarking on my first hunt for ghosts
For 70 years, the Waverly Hills Sanatorium in Louisville, Kentucky, housed everything from tuberculosis patients to the elderly and infirm until it was closed by the state of Kentucky in 1980. The number of patients who died during that time have … Continue reading
Happy Blow Your Fingers Off With Fireworks Day!
Collect the set! Easter Saint Patrick’s Day Christmas Halloween Fourth of July 2010 Thanksgiving Calendar coming soon.
Things I Care About More Than The Casey Anthony Trial
The Casey Anthony trial is finally winding down, possibly going to jury deliberation today, and I know that many people will be riveted to their televisions, waiting to see what will happen. Most of them have ill-formed opinions and ridiculous … Continue reading
Sarah Palin’s History Lessons
Last week, Sarah Palin shared an interesting take on Paul Revere’s famous Midnight Ride, stating that “… he who warned the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s … Continue reading
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Tagged according to palin, comedy, history, humor, midnight ride, paul revere, sarah palin
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Where I’ve been aka being one whoring muthafucka
I haven’t been posting daily now for a few weeks, and it’s been a relief. With writing/doing comedy at night and working during the day, I had been feeling pressure from blogging daily, and it’s been nice to only write … Continue reading
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Ke$ha’s Get Sleazy Tour and Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball Tour
Within an eight-day period I had the absolute pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your taste in music) to see both Lady Gaga and Ke$ha perform in concert. I’ll get into more detail below, but I enthusiastically recommend getting tickets to … Continue reading
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Tagged concert, get sleazy, ke$ha, kesha, lady gaga, live music, monster ball
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Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know
I got an email from eHarmony today with some “awesome” dating advice entitled “Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know“. Are you ready for this smackdown of truthiness? I’m copying and pasting this article verbatim to share the idiocy. … Continue reading
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Tagged advice, comedy, dating, eharmony, humor, improv, men, orlando improv, relationships, stand-up, women
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