The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: General
Things I Care About More Than The Casey Anthony Trial
The Casey Anthony trial is finally winding down, possibly going to jury deliberation today, and I know that many people will be riveted to their televisions, waiting to see what will happen. Most of them have ill-formed opinions and ridiculous … Continue reading
Sarah Palin’s History Lessons
Last week, Sarah Palin shared an interesting take on Paul Revere’s famous Midnight Ride, stating that “… he who warned the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s … Continue reading
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Tagged according to palin, comedy, history, humor, midnight ride, paul revere, sarah palin
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Where I’ve been aka being one whoring muthafucka
I haven’t been posting daily now for a few weeks, and it’s been a relief. With writing/doing comedy at night and working during the day, I had been feeling pressure from blogging daily, and it’s been nice to only write … Continue reading
Posted in General
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Ke$ha’s Get Sleazy Tour and Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball Tour
Within an eight-day period I had the absolute pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your taste in music) to see both Lady Gaga and Ke$ha perform in concert. I’ll get into more detail below, but I enthusiastically recommend getting tickets to … Continue reading
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Tagged concert, get sleazy, ke$ha, kesha, lady gaga, live music, monster ball
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Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know
I got an email from eHarmony today with some “awesome” dating advice entitled “Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know“. Are you ready for this smackdown of truthiness? I’m copying and pasting this article verbatim to share the idiocy. … Continue reading
Posted in General, Stand Up Comedy
Tagged advice, comedy, dating, eharmony, humor, improv, men, orlando improv, relationships, stand-up, women
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Bramble of ramblin’
It seems like most Monday nights in recent weeks, I’ve been writing my posts on my phone while sitting at Denny’s right around midnight. I don’t usually have anything in mind to write, but I just let my fingers start … Continue reading
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Your degree sucks
For my undergraduate degree, I attended a small liberal arts college in Lexington, Virginia, called Washington and Lee University. A highly conservative school with 97% of the students going Greek, it was not exactly somewhere that I fit in. I … Continue reading
What’s better than that?
A tweet by my Jewish sister from another mister, Ali, reminded me of a post I did last year that was also inspired by her. Last year’s post was very simple: A list of things that are greater than others! … Continue reading
About life
If you had asked me in 2001, 2004, or even 2009, “Adam, what are you going to be doing in 2011?” my answer may have been something about having kids, running my business, being a part of a solid relationship, … Continue reading
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Scumbags welcome
A church in Florida (of course) has recently made the news with a new billboard that advertises, simply “Scumbags Welcome”. The goal is to resonate with people who may not feel any connection with some of the stricter, more conservative … Continue reading
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Tagged church, comedy, cynicism, dogma, humor, organized religion, pessimism, sardonic, scumbags welcome, snl church
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