Category Archives: I am evil

On bullying, homsexuality, and Jonah Mowry

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

Of course, this video makes no sense unless you’ve seen the original video, by Jonah Mowry, a young teen who is struggling with being gay and getting bullied at school: Or, if you want to see the two of them … Continue reading →

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Third World Responses to First World Problems

Posted on Monday, August 29, 2011 by Avitable

First World Problems Third World Response There’s a fly in my soup. What’s soup and why would you complain about having protein in it? The weatherman said it wasn’t going to rain so I played golf and got wet. Hopefully … Continue reading →

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Thank you for emailing me to tell me I suck.

Posted on Thursday, June 30, 2011 by Avitable

Got the best email ever yesterday and thought I’d share it.  It comes from someone named “Mep Mup” with the email address of knickerknacker@hotmail.com.  I thought about replying to her personally but figured I’d do her the courtesy of replying … Continue reading →

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Fuck you and your fucking rapture, fuckers.

Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2011 by Avitable

May 21st. That’s when it all ends.  According to Harold Camping: I’m not going to let a hundred-year old man who looks like a sleazy accountant who rents an office in a strip mall between a Panda Express and a … Continue reading →

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The worst parents in the world

Posted on Friday, March 18, 2011 by Avitable

Wednesday night, during CYR (which you can download here and subscribe here), I talked about an open mic night last week where parents brought in a 10-year old and a 12-year old.  Even after our protestations that this was not … Continue reading →

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WTF is Lent? Avitable answers your questions.

Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2011 by Avitable

Yesterday was Ash Wednesday and the beginning of Lent. Since most of you are heathens, I thought I’d write a little primer about Lent to help educate you. What is Lent? Lent, derived from the Latin word for “empty symbolic … Continue reading →

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That boy don’t look right.

Posted on Thursday, January 20, 2011 by Avitable

Before I get into today’s post, I wanted to mention that today is the birthday of a good friend who is one of the sweetest people I know. Happy birthday, Angella! Okay, now onto the post . . . You … Continue reading →

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Replacing “nigger” in Huckleberry Finn

Posted on Monday, January 10, 2011 by Avitable

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you may be aware that there’s a new controversy brewing when a specific book press decided to replace the word “nigger” with the word “slave” in its new printing of Mark Twain’s “Adventures … Continue reading →

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The complete and not at all made up guide to Chanukah by Avitable

Posted on Thursday, December 2, 2010 by Avitable

Yesterday marked the beginning of the Jewish holiday Chanukah, and I thought that since I’ve talked openly about Christianity and Islam, why not shift my uniquely offensive focus onto Judaism? So here are some real questions and fake answers about … Continue reading →

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It’s not about gay teens committing suicide. It’s about committing suicide for the WRONG REASONS.

Posted on Friday, October 22, 2010 by Avitable

While it’s not a new epidemic, there has been a rash of bullying leading to teen suicides recently, most markedly among gay teens.  There’s been a recent movement called “It Gets Better“, which uses first-person testimonials from real adults trying … Continue reading →

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