Category Archives: I am evil

If we always had Twitter

Posted on Monday, June 22, 2009 by Avitable

(If you’re looking for the contest winner, scroll down!) Twitter, for those of you with your heads lodged firmly up your geriatric keisters, is a microblogging site where people can tell the world what they’re doing, reply to other people … Continue reading →

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New ways to be offended by the Internet

Posted on Thursday, May 28, 2009 by Avitable

Thanks to the Internet, (relatively) new terms have been entering the vernacular of the web. There’s texting and blogging and Twitter and Facebook and Woopra and iPhones and email, just to name a few. And these new terms in turn … Continue reading →

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Memorial Day – Dead Soldiers Only Need Apply

Posted on Monday, May 25, 2009 by Avitable

Happy Memorial Day, everyone. What’s Memorial Day again? Well, it’s like Veteran’s Day, except instead of honoring the survivors, we’re honoring the ones who died. Why haven’t we merged these two holidays into one by now? I mean, it’s not … Continue reading →

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Candy canes from heaven

Posted on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 by Avitable

A conversation with a friend reminded me of this story, which I should have told several months ago but never got around to it. Late one December night, coming home from Britt’s, I had to stop by our corner Walgreens … Continue reading →

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Best of America’s Funniest Home Videos

Posted on Saturday, April 25, 2009 by Avitable
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Avitable’s guide to killing your family

Posted on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 by Avitable

After reading yet another article about a husband and father who succumbed to the financial stress of our economy and murdered his family, then committed suicide, I became visibly disturbed by all of these horrible incidents. I really couldn’t let … Continue reading →

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Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter

Posted on Sunday, April 12, 2009 by Avitable

Since almost all of my readers are deeply religious Christians who attend church weekly and sing the Lord’s praises to the heavens, I thought I’d take the time today to provide you with some thought provoking verses from the Holy … Continue reading →

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What I did for Earth Hour

Posted on Sunday, March 29, 2009 by Avitable

Yesterday at 8:30 PM from 9:30 PM EST was the self-designated Earth Hour when hippies, sheeple and morons were encouraged to “Vote Earth” by switching off their lights for one hour. Here’s what I did for Earth Hour: 8:30: Turned … Continue reading →

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Lovebugs: a lovestory

Posted on Saturday, March 28, 2009 by Avitable

As I perambulate the pool every hour on orders from my surgeon and my mother, I’ve noticed that our backyard has become a haven for horny lovebugs. They flock by the thousands to the grass and low-hanging plants on the … Continue reading →

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Challenging the status quo

Posted on Friday, March 6, 2009 by Avitable

To succeed in life, everyone says that you need to challenge the status quo. Coming up with the right questions to challenge the old methods can breathe new life into any endeavor. There are literally hundreds of books out there … Continue reading →

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