Category Archives: I am not gay

Twinkle toes

As of Monday morning, that’s what my toes looked like. In the bright light of the day, they sparkled and shined. And the color was starting to grow on me. However, in the dark or in dim light, they just … Continue reading

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Number One Gilmore Girls Fan

Yesterday while tearing through a pile of work, I decided that I needed something to watch while I toiled. I pulled out my Special Collector’s Edition of the full series of Gilmore Girls and stuck in Season 1 from the … Continue reading

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I must be premenstrual

Maybe I’m having sympathy PMS from all the PMSy bitchiness enveloping me everywhere I go recently, because this video just feels kind of happy and inspiring, and I can’t think of anything cynical or sarcastic to say about it. Where … Continue reading

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Foot fetish

Confused? Befuddled? Horrified? Concerned for the fate of my sexuality? Go find out how the hell this happened.

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Yesterday’s triumph

Yesterday, shopping at Border’s, I saw a ray of light come through the ceiling and alight on an endcap in the DVD section. Angels sang, and I walked in a hypnotic trance, grabbed the holy relic, and ran to the … Continue reading

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Is this fucking week over yet?

First, go see my guest post over at Tracy’s. You can also see the full image here. Secondly, go wish Britt’s son Devin a happy birthday! Thirdly, today is supposedly some blog crush day where you talk about your secret … Continue reading

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A Day in the Life of a Fag

Man, there’s a lot of pressure to be funny here today. I’ve known about writing a guest post here for a week, and I gotta tell you, I sat frozen for days wondering exactly what I was going to write … Continue reading

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Futile

Last night I dream of toilets and peeing. I dream of oceans and fountains, and peeing in them. I keep having a recurring dream where I wake up, pee, and then go back to bed and then wake up and … Continue reading

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Waxing hirsutic

Before you get today’s post, you get some more pimping. Don’t forget to go visit my new site, Postcard Hell and buy some embarrassingly funny postcards to send to your mom, your dad, and your favorite uncle. It’s only $4 … Continue reading

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It’s not what it looks like

“So, what’s up, dogfucker?” the voice in my ear smacked loudly and then exhaled as Britt sucked on one of her cancer sticks. She is so loud on the phone when she smokes that it literally sounds like Denis Leary’s … Continue reading

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