Category Archives: I am not gay

Slippery when stupid

Posted on Wednesday, May 2, 2007 by Avitable

The shower in our master bathroom is pretty big. It’s a little over six feet long and about three and a half feet wide. This means that it’s perfect for relaxing, lying down, napping, or, in my situation, performing full-body … Continue reading →

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One leg at a time

Posted on Friday, April 27, 2007 by Avitable

Today’s topic, gentle reader, is underwear. Or, as I call them, “manties”. I wear boxer briefs. They’re comfortable, loose fitting, and I can wear them around the house, answer the door, get the mail, and even drive to McDonald’s while … Continue reading →

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Clearly she’s singing to me

Posted on Sunday, April 22, 2007 by Avitable

I’ve been enjoying the new Avril Lavigne CD, on autoplay. I’ve been singing along, dancing, bopping, bouncing, grooving, shaking, swaying, and rocking. In other news that also show how comfortable I am with my own masculinity, I’m very excited about … Continue reading →

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