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- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
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- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
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- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
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- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
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Category Archives: Love and marriage
My original wedding website, aka The One With The Invitation #FRIENDSPC
Our wedding invitations, sent out in early 2001, were very formal, with the exception of a website address at the very bottom. It was a concession that I insisted on, even though wedding websites were not yet the norm. I … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Love and marriage
Tagged anne rice, friendspc, geeks, humor, marriage, sherlock holmes, wedding
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The Tin Anniversary
Today would have been that day. The tin anniversary. The one that surely would have been punctuated by a weekend trip to Savannah or Atlanta or the Keys. Where I would have spent too much on a pair of diamond earrings … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Serious stuff
Tagged anniversary, divorce, marriage, tin anniversary
26 Comments
How to lose friends and negatively influence people: My life for the last two years
In 1998, I met Amy. In 2001, we got married. In 2009, I had an affair. In 2010, we got divorced. I never thought I would be the type of person who would have an affair. I’ve since learned that … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Serious stuff
Tagged divorce, how not to live your life, marriage, relationships
81 Comments
My One Year Divorceversary
It was one year ago today that I went to my official divorce proceedings. If you haven’t read that post, go check it out. I’ll wait. And here I am, one year later. Wiser? Maybe. Happier? Sometimes. Better? Not … Continue reading
In defense of Valentine’s Day
I’ve noticed over the last few years that there are a lot of people who hate Valentine’s Day, all for a variety of reasons, from “it’s a commercial holiday” to “I don’t like flowers” to “I don’t think there should … Continue reading
Women of the World: I find this unattractive
I’m totally copying this title and idea from Jenny Grace. THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE BUT HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT AREN’T FOR ME: Bad breath: If my first encounter with someone results in me inhaling your nasty-ass breath, I … Continue reading
The evolution of a bachelor’s refrigerator
A little over 7 months ago, I did a post showing the pathetic contents of my refrigerator. I thought it would be interesting to revisit my refrigerator now that I’ve lived in my new home for over 9 months, and … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Photos
Tagged bachelor, comedy, divorce, food, humor, refrigerator
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9 years ago
Nine years ago, I said “I do.” I stood in a church, surrounded by family and friends, standing awkwardly in an ill-fitting tuxedo, too preoccupied with what needed to be done to be nervous, and said those two words. Knowing where … Continue reading
If life was a game show
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged art, awkward, comedy, dick clark, divorce, humor, pyramid
103 Comments
Pick up lines that still work
When you haven’t been on a date since BEFORE THE Y2K fearpocalypse, it’s a frightening concept to consider talking to women because you just know that they can smell it on you and they know and they’ll laugh to themselves … Continue reading
