The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My new band
I’ve done this before, but it’s always fun. 1. Go to the “Random Article” link on Wikipedia. Write down the title of the article. This is the name of your band. 2. Go to “Random Quotations” and the last four … Continue reading
Egotistical fun and games
Saw this on Hilly’s Facebook: Describe me in ONE word, using the THIRD letter of your name. I’ll reply in a comment and do the same for you. And I might as well start: Awesome.
Soundtrack of my life
Three years ago, I did this little music meme, and I thought it would be interesting to see what’s changed with my music tastes since then. Here are the rules: 1. Open your music library (iPod, iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, … Continue reading
Lazy Award Post Day
Psychobabble gave me this award, and since I’m writing a few posts ahead of time (because I’m in Vegas right now – come join me!), I thought it was a perfect time to post it. I usually don’t do this … Continue reading
Survey says . . .
What better way to waste a Saturday after a holiday than to create my own survey, then fill out said survey, then encourage all of you to steal said survey and fill it out yourselves? Just pick the first word … Continue reading
Avitable and the Proust Questionnaire
Thanks to the lovely Finn for this series of questions, taken from the Proust Questionnaire from Vanity Fair magazine. She picked and chose her favorites, and I’ll just trust her choices: What is your idea of perfect happiness? Like yin … Continue reading
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Tagged finn, grrlathr, memes, proust, proust questionnaire, surveys, vanity fair
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Avitable Love Fest: 20 Things I Want You To Hear
Thanks to Britt, I have a post for today. Leave it to the self-proclaimed beacon of “light and goodness” to take a meme that’s designed to bring out our passive-aggressive nature, wherein we can vent about people by saying mean, … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, family, friends, happiness, life, memes, optimism
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Lazy wasn’t an option?
You Are a Life Blogger! Your blog is the story of your life – a living diary. If it happens, you blog it. And you make it as entertaining as possible. You may be guilty of over-sharing a bit on … Continue reading
Memes are so 2007
I’ve seen this many places, but I copied it from Faiqa. Time was, I’d fill these out with funny answers that were in no way real. However, I’ve decided it might be more interesting to be brutally honest. Or more … Continue reading
This is just me being lazy.
Since I’m writing this as I’m besieged on all sides by two children who have decided that we’re playing good vs. evil and they’re evil, I just thought I’d throw up a quick little survey that I stole from here. … Continue reading








