The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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If you’ve ever forwarded anything, read this post
Note: I originally published this for Saturday, but took it down. Today seems like a good day to stick it back up! Hey, you. The guy who finds something funny that the rest of us saw in 1998 and then … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, chocolate rain, funny links, grape stomp, greg rutter, internet, internet memes, links, memes, time wasters, youtube
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Ten Honest Things About Me
Dave did a post where he was rehashing a meme called “Ten Honest Things About Me”. I’ve already listed more than 100 things about me that are honest and interesting and weird, but I thought I’d see if I can … Continue reading
Nobody expects the Snackiepoo Inquisition
As part of that whole interview meme, I was asked 5 questions by Hilly. I still have another 20 or so people to whom I need to send interview questions, so be patient. I’m working on it, fuckers. As a … Continue reading
I am a 9-Layer Burrito
Got this from Poppy: 9 Layers A meme to peel away the layers of you. Layer One: Name: Adam Heath Avitable Birth date: January 26, 1977 Birthplace: Weymouth, MA Current Location: Orlando, FL Eye color: Brown and green Hair Color: … Continue reading
Five questions from Avitable
Almost two years ago, there was a fun five-question interview meme that went around the interwebs. I thought the holidays would be a nice time to revive it. It’s interactive and very simple. To get it started, I’m going to … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, five questions, humor, interactive, interview, interview meme
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Sunday Stealing
There’s a whole website dedicated to stealing memes from other people’s sites and posting them. This one is apparently called The Woman’s Work 45 Meme, and I thought it might be fun to do, since I’m not a working woman … Continue reading
My . . .
I’m creating my own meme. Link back here if you decide to do it yourself: My favorite age: 26 My best friend: Britt My celebrity crush: Sarah Silverman. Or Avril Lavigne. Kristen Bell. Emma Watson. Natalie Portman. My defining characteristic: … Continue reading
Descent into Lameness
Here’s your non-post for Sunday. Just to show how far I’ve come in four years, here is my post from September 14, 2004, reprinted for your pleasure: 20 questions – this computer is awesome It guessed a wolverine before any … Continue reading
The Big Winnah
Thanks to everyone who entered my final Lazy Sunday contest last week. Today, you can find out the answer and who the big winner! First, see how you did by viewing this Google spreadsheet. Next, here are the questions and … Continue reading






