The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Recent Posts
Category Archives: My Art
If I was a stuffed tiger
Posted in My Art
Tagged bill watterston, calvin, calvin and hobbes, cartoon, comedy, hobbes, humor, parody
25 Comments
My art teacher totally should have called the cops. Or a shrink.
A few weeks ago, while cleaning out their house, my parents found my old high school art portfolio, which they sent home with me. It brought back some memories of the 1990-1994 years. My art teacher, Mrs. Ring, was a … Continue reading
Never forget . . .
Posted in I am evil, My Art
Tagged 9/11, christmas, comedy, dark, humor, morbid, nine eleven
33 Comments
Not even close!
In other Avita-news, today is the birthday of one of the nerdiest party girls I know. Happy birthday, Grace!
Cleaning up
In other Avita-news, today is a special Friday, too – it’s the birthday of two awesome, amazing beautiful women bloggers: Happy birthday Maddie! Happy birthday Loukia!
If life was a game show
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged art, awkward, comedy, dick clark, divorce, humor, pyramid
103 Comments






