The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The 2010 Avitable Halloween Party
First! Before you read, go see my guest post over at Backpacking Dad’s blog, where I profess my undying love for him. Now, read: While I’m sure it’s obvious, the reason that I haven’t mentioned the party until this late … Continue reading
Togas, karaoke, gold toes, and Lexington, Kentucky
Take a trip to Lexington, Kentucky. Toss in a mani-pedi with Becky and Heather. Combine with a dare to get my nails painted what is likely the gayest color known to man. Add togas. Mix thoroughly with booze. Toss in … Continue reading
Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests!
Click the tiny Stormtrooper to go see all of the Invaded! studio photos on the Halloween blog!
Avitaween 2009: What I did with your vacation photos
Those of you who sent in vacation photos helped us out with our decorations immensely. As I said yesterday, we converted my game room into a war room and covered three walls with “Recent Sightings”, which were all 122 vacation … Continue reading
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Tagged alien, aliens, halloween, invaded, party, photoshop, vacation photos
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Halloween Party Recap Part 1
(cross-posted to the Halloween blog) I wish I was able to write a full recap of the party the day after it happened, but that would require preparation, motivation, and finished photos, none of which I currently possess. If you … Continue reading
Avitaween: Invaded!
Today’s the day. Over 100 people will be storming the house at 8 PM to party until I kick their asses out (last year that was at 5 AM). If you didn’t get a ticket, gnash your teeth and wail, … Continue reading
Halloween Sneak Peek 2
T Minus Three Days and Counting . . .
The Guest List
In six days, the following bloggers will be coming to my house for a quiet evening of checkers: Miss Britt Hilly Dave2 Hellohahanarf Sassy I’m Wendy Certifiable Princess Kim Libragirl Bellaventa Ren Mommy Melee NYCWD Poppy Cedes Angie (A Whole … Continue reading
Halloween Sneak Peek!
There are six days until 100 people show up at my house to party. I think I need each of these upcoming days to be 40-50 hours long so that we have time to finish everything! Oh well, if I … Continue reading
Last Day to Buy Tickets!
Today is the last day to buy tickets to Invaded! The party is next Saturday, October 24th, starting at 8 PM, and I hope to see you there! Also, if you’re still interested in purchasing an Invaded! T-shirt with designs … Continue reading








