The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My gay ol’ time in San Francisco
The first sign that I might be addicted to technology was when I assessed everything that I was packing for my three-night trip to San Francisco. Why did I think that I would need a laptop, corded mouse, two separate … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, General
Tagged avitable, comedy, dining, friendspc, humor, just one miss, photo challenge, restaurants, san francisco, san franvitable, travel, undomestic diva
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The One Where I Cheat On A Meme #FRIENDSPC
My great-grandfather was always old. Even when I would ride my bike to his condo, and he would drive us to the mall so I could play at the arcade, he was wrinkled and gray. Born in the beginning of … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Photos
Tagged friendspc, just one miss, photo challenge, photo-a-day, undomestic diva
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The One With Monica’s Boots #FRIENDSPC
I’ve never seen the need for too many pairs of shoes. All I have is one pair of dress shoes, one pair of sneakers, one pair of high-tops (are they still called that?), and one pair of sandals. I walk … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Photos
Tagged boots, friendspc, just one miss, photo challenge, photo-a-day, undomestic diva
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The One With All The Coffee #FRIENDSPC
My dad, reading the paper, talking to me about the funny pages, holding his cup up to his lips, perpetually trying to sip while I asked him questions. My principal, sneaking behind us in line, pouncing on those who … Continue reading
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Tagged coffee, friendspc, just one miss, photo challenge, photo-a-day, undomestic diva
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I’m 35 today. I think it’s time to stop counting birthdays.
(psst – here’s the original)
Friendship, pregnancy, and Mormons. And nudity.
Today is the 29th birthday of a very special friend of mine, Casey. She has become one of my closest friends against all odds. I’m rude, crude, and usually nude, and she’s funny, sweet, and feisty. I’m a lapsed Catholic, … Continue reading
Happy Easter everyone!
Happy Easter to those of you who celebrate, and happy chocolate bunny day to those of you who don’t!
The Christmas Card.
This year’s Christmas card took four costume changes, trips to Goodwill, the Salvation Army, Target, and Cracker Barrel, and 319 stamps going to 13 countries: Obviously, it’s my riff on the family portrait, complete with cheesy sweaters, an excited child, … Continue reading








