The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The Christmas Card.
This year’s Christmas card took four costume changes, trips to Goodwill, the Salvation Army, Target, and Cracker Barrel, and 319 stamps going to 13 countries: Obviously, it’s my riff on the family portrait, complete with cheesy sweaters, an excited child, … Continue reading
Merry Christmas!
PS: This is not the Christmas card I sent out. I’ll post that card in a week or so. P.P.S.: If you’re in or near Park City, Utah, and want to meet up with me and a few other bloggers … Continue reading
I was a cute kid. What the fuck happened?
This Thanksgiving, my grandfather gave me some pages from a photo album that I’m assuming my grandmother had put together. I can’t pinpoint what went wrong, but at some point I went from cute kid to douchey, awkward teen to … Continue reading
The evolution of a bachelor’s refrigerator
A little over 7 months ago, I did a post showing the pathetic contents of my refrigerator. I thought it would be interesting to revisit my refrigerator now that I’ve lived in my new home for over 9 months, and … Continue reading
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Where I was yesterday
A day at Universal, Islands of Adventure, and the movies. Thursday is the new Saturday!
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You may have seen these on Facebook, but even if you did, nothing really matters unless it’s on the blog! Which photo do you prefer? Why?
Swordless Sunday
Amy and I share custody of Jigsaw. At our old house (Amy got the house, I got the company), we have it set up so that Jigsaw can unilaterally go into the backyard through doggy doors in the slider out … Continue reading
My Refrigerator by the Numbers
Since getting divorced, I’ve found that I am tidier and more fastidious than before. I don’t know if it’s because there’s only one person who needs cleaning up after or just that I’m more responsible for the entire place when … Continue reading
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Tagged bachelor, comedy, divorce, food, humor, Photos, refrigerator
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