The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: Photos
Well . . . ummm . . . so that backfired
So, yesterday’s post was, indeed, an April Fool’s prank. I figured that it was simple, but obvious, if only because of the date alone. It didn’t occur to me that, with the divorce and other shit going on in my … Continue reading
Kiss my blarney stones
Posted in Dirty talk, Photos
Tagged balls, humor, saint patrick's day, saint patty's day
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My To-Do List
(in case you missed it)
Posted in Photos, Politics
Tagged crib notes, humor, hypocritical, palin, palm, photo, telepalmer, teleprompter
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Saint Nips
Merry Christmas, everyone! (Also, happy birthday to my friends Mew, ADW, and Stephanie!)
Frozen
I spent Saturday night at ICE!, a walk-through Christmas attraction hand-carved from two million pounds of ice over at the Gaylord Palms Resort. According to the website, it’s a “whimsical wonderland of larger-than-life, three-dimensional hand-carved ice monuments and scenes, including … Continue reading
Levi Johnston: Beefcake or fraud? You decide.
I was reading through my feedreader this weekend when I saw this post by my new favorite celebrity news blogger, entitled Levi Johnston’s Playgirl Photos. Curious about all the hubbub, I clicked over to check out the scans from Playgirl. … Continue reading
Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests!
Click the tiny Stormtrooper to go see all of the Invaded! studio photos on the Halloween blog!
Avitaween 2009: What I did with your vacation photos
Those of you who sent in vacation photos helped us out with our decorations immensely. As I said yesterday, we converted my game room into a war room and covered three walls with “Recent Sightings”, which were all 122 vacation … Continue reading
Posted in Partay, Photos
Tagged alien, aliens, halloween, invaded, party, photoshop, vacation photos
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