Category Archives: Politics

Occupy Avitable

Posted on Friday, October 14, 2011 by Avitable

My take on the 99% Occupy Wall Street movement Continue reading →

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George W. Bush on Osama’s death

Posted on Monday, May 2, 2011 by Avitable

Things Bush is probably thinking: “Fuck.” “Fuuuuuck.” “Maybe it’s some other tall Ayrab on dialysis.” “Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.” “I’m totally claiming partial credit for this in my memoirs.” “I wonder if I should send the condolences bouquet to his parents’ palace or … Continue reading →

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The 2010 election results you didn’t know about

Posted on Wednesday, November 3, 2010 by Avitable

You can go to CNN for boring old election results, like who won what race and what obnoxious Republican beat which obnoxious Democrat and how we’re all going to get teabagged and have to like it. But Avitable.com is the … Continue reading →

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O Bama my Bama!

Posted on Thursday, May 27, 2010 by Avitable

It’s really fucking weird what random shit comes to you when you’re taking a shower. With apologies to Walt Whitman. O Bama my Bama! The painful part is done; The country’s weathered pain galore, the tasks before us aren’t fun; … Continue reading →

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Behind the times

Posted on Sunday, March 7, 2010 by Avitable

Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell Most of you have already seen this, I’m sure, but for those of you who haven’t, it’s awesome. I love seeing all these actors get together to play different Presidents. And Chevy … Continue reading →

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My To-Do List

Posted on Tuesday, February 9, 2010 by Avitable

(in case you missed it)

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Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh

Posted on Saturday, February 6, 2010 by Avitable

If you’ve been paying attention to the news at all, you might have seen the conflict between Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Apparently, Sarah Palin demanded that President Obama fire his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, after it was reported … Continue reading →

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Can Muslims be Good Americans?

Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 by Avitable

My grandfather is a good person. I’ve never seen him do harm to another soul, look down on anyone else, or do anything negative in his entire life. I like my grandfather a great deal, and it’s hard to reconcile … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin is a respectful individual

Posted on Friday, December 18, 2009 by Avitable

Sarah Palin, the great white vaginal hope for many women who celebrate good looks and winking over intelligence and ability, was criticized yesterday for being spotted wearing a hat upon which the name of Senator John McCain had been blacked … Continue reading →

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“You Lie!” – The Joe Wilsonizer

Posted on Monday, September 14, 2009 by Avitable

As you’ve probably heard, Representative Joe Wilson made an ass of himself by yelling “You lie!” as President Obama spoke about health care to a nationally televised joint session of Congress. His completely unprofessional immature outburst has embarrassed the Republicans … Continue reading →

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