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- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
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- David Carradine
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Category Archives: Rants
Going postal apparently means not working on Saturdays anymore
According to CNN, the United States Postal Service will shortly be announcing their plan to cease Saturday mail delivery starting next year. In my opinion, it’s a combination of poor management, antiquated procedures, and recockulous amounts of red tape that … Continue reading
Fuck you world
Dear world, Suck my cock. Suck it down and choke on it until you die. Everywhere I turn, everything I read, all I see is darkness. Depression, separation, death, pain, suffering, misery, sadness, anguish. So many people are writing about … Continue reading
The Next Best Thing
The most recent season of Top Chef has taught me something. There are too many people out there who think they have to rebel against someone. They think that they can be unique by doing the same things that everyone … Continue reading
Five things I hate about blogging
Saw this over here at SoMi Speaks. SoMi wrote about a post she had read where the author challenged people to write interesting content by discussing a viewpoint counter to your typical opinion. She chose to write about reasons to … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, blogs, blogspot, buy her, hate, hate about blogging, lazy, negative, rant, somi's nilsa, somispeaks, twitter
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Reason 4,887 that I hate people
With its story about a college alumna who sued her school because she hasn’t found a job, CNN gave me yet another reason to hate people. Trina Thompson, this slug-brained moron, has a 2.7 GPA from some shitty little no-name … Continue reading
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MomDot Marketing Fail
Thanks to the anonymous blogger with the huge tits for bringing this to my attention. Here’s the front page of MomDot.com as of 11:53 PM EST: Notice anything interesting? Let’s take a closer look: There are only three possible ways … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, blissfully domestic, blogher, fail, grocheries, humor, idiocy, marketing, marketing fail, momdot
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Absence apparently made the heart grow smaller
The scene was a nice dinner with Amy, Clown and Chiquita. We were discussing various fascinating topics such as home improvement projects, work-related minutiae, and possible decorations for this year’s Halloween theme for the party on Saturday, October 24th. And … Continue reading
Treasure among trash: the London Symphony Orchestra in Daytona Beach
Saturday night, as Amy’s birthday present, I bought tickets to go see the London Symphony Orchestra perform in Daytona Beach, during the Daytona Beach International Festival. The show, called “LSO Pops! Celebration of Speed”, took place at the Ocean Center, … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, daytona beach, daytona beach international festival, dbif, london symphony orchestra, lso, rant, symphony, white-trash
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