Category Archives: satire

On bullying, homsexuality, and Jonah Mowry

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

Of course, this video makes no sense unless you’ve seen the original video, by Jonah Mowry, a young teen who is struggling with being gay and getting bullied at school: Or, if you want to see the two of them … Continue reading →

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The Twelve Days of Christmas in 2011

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

On the first day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me A free Casey Anthony! On the second day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me Two dead despots, And a free Casey Anthony! On the third day … Continue reading →

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The Avitable Perspective on Joe Paterno and the Penn State Scandal

Posted on Monday, November 14, 2011 by Avitable

Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa-dee doo I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa, Joe-Pa-da dee If you are wise, you will listen to me Who do you blame when your man is a creep? Touching and leering at the kids … Continue reading →

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My expert guide on how to write well and become a professional author

Posted on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 by Avitable

Every day I write over 30,000 words, which makes me a de facto expert author. Granted, most of those words are in emails, blog posts, comments, tweets, and instant message conversations, but nitpicking is for children and people who are not expert … Continue reading →

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The sordid pasts of wholesome companies

Posted on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 by Avitable

I was reading this article about Nintendo and how they got their start making naked lady playing cards and owning love hotels (basically a Japanese hotel where you can get a room by the hour), and thought it was funny … Continue reading →

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Why I love NASCAR.

Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 by Avitable

Hoooo-eeee, I’ll tell you what. The best thing about living this close to Daytona Beach is that I get to be right close to the Birthplace of Speed and the home of the Daytona 500. There ain’t nothing on God’s … Continue reading →

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The rest of the Justin Bieber Rolling Stone Interview

Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 by Avitable

You may be aware that Justin Bieber is the center of some controversy recently. The 16-year old singer was interviewed by Rolling Stone magazine, and when asked his opinion about abortion, he said, “I really don’t believe in abortion.  It’s … Continue reading →

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Nobody cares what your Klout is.

Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 by Avitable

Klout is a site that uses hoodoo, weather patterns, and random calculations to assign you a score based on your ability as a user of Twitter. Yes, it’s as stupid as it sounds and encourages people to come up with … Continue reading →

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Why Chinese Mothers are Superior, by Amy Chua (a parody)

Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 by Avitable

By Amy Chua (original horrifying content can be found here) Lot of people want know why Chinese parents do such good job raising children.  Stupid white people wonder “Why my kid not math whiz or music prodigy?”  It not difficult … Continue reading →

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How to survive a hurricane

Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2010 by Avitable

Having lived in Florida since I was three years old, I have been through plenty of hurricanes with nary a scratch, and it’s all thanks to the handy list of tips on how to survive a hurricane: Always keep water … Continue reading →

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